{"id":10306,"date":"2019-02-13T07:19:20","date_gmt":"2019-02-13T06:19:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=10306"},"modified":"2019-02-11T09:30:13","modified_gmt":"2019-02-11T08:30:13","slug":"hue-cisarovy-nove-bryle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=10306","title":{"rendered":"Hue: C\u00edsa\u0159ovy nov\u00e9 br\u00fdle"},"content":{"rendered":"

Od dob, kdy se tady je\u0161t\u011b \u017evejkal croissant, nepro\u0161la \u017eelezni\u010dn\u00ed doprava ve Vietnamu na rozd\u00edl od t\u00e9to zem\u011b pra\u017e\u00e1dnou revoluc\u00ed \u2013 tedy pokud nepo\u010d\u00edt\u00e1me instalaci LCD obrazovek do vagon\u016f t\u0159\u00eddy s m\u011bkk\u00fdmi sedadly, instalaci t\u011bchto m\u011bkk\u00fdch sedadel a instalaci klimatizace (kter\u00e1 je v cel\u00e9 jihov\u00fdchodn\u00ed Asii v\u0161udyp\u0159\u00edtomn\u00e1 a nastaven\u00e1 na osv\u011b\u017euj\u00edc\u00edch deset stup\u0148\u016f). A tak po jedn\u00e9 trati dojedete ze Saigonu do Hanoje Expresem sjednocen\u00ed za kr\u00e1sn\u00fdch 30 hodin. <\/p>\n

Ministerstvo \u017eeleznice ov\u0161em pl\u00e1nuje v dal\u0161\u00ed p\u011bti- \u010di t\u0159icetiletce vybudovat vysokorychlostn\u00ed \u017eeleznici spojuj\u00edc\u00ed jih se severem. V sou\u010dasn\u00e9 dob\u011b je ale vietnamsk\u00e1 \u017eelezni\u010dn\u00ed tra\u0165 hust\u00e1 asi jako tri\u010dko z tr\u017enice za deset tis\u00edc dong\u016f a jedin\u00e9 inovace, kter\u00e9 aktu\u00e1ln\u011b prob\u00edhaj\u00ed, se d\u011bj\u00ed na poli z\u00e1bavn\u00edm, a tak se ve vlaku m\u016f\u017eete bezplatn\u011b p\u0159ipojit k wifi (kter\u00e1 nefunguje) nebo sledovat na lcd televizi (pokud je zapnut\u00e1) z\u00e1padn\u00ed b\u00e9\u010dkov\u00e9 a\u017e d\u00e9\u010dkov\u00e9 filmy s vietnamsk\u00fdm dabingem (dvacet postav \u2013 jeden hlas) \u010di vietnamskou verzi superstar (hodn\u011b nahlas, hodn\u011b l\u00ed\u010didel, hodn\u011b blejsk\u00e1tek, hodn\u011b v\u0161eho plus um\u011bl\u00fd v\u00edtr). Kdybych si musela vyslechnout je\u0161t\u011b jednoho sout\u011b\u017e\u00edc\u00edho z The Voice of Vietnam, p\u0159\u00edsah\u00e1m, \u017ee bych rad\u011bji zvolila dobrovolnou perforaci obou bub\u00ednk\u016f j\u00eddeln\u00edmi h\u016flkami. <\/p>\n

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Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed opou\u0161t\u00edme vlak, a to ve m\u011bst\u011b Hu\u1ebf \u2013 b\u00fdval\u00e9 v\u00fdkladn\u00ed sk\u0159\u00edni Vietnamu, jeho\u017e n\u00e1dra\u017eka n\u00e1m umo\u017enila p\u0159e\u010dkat siln\u00fd odpoledn\u00ed d\u00e9\u0161\u0165. C\u00edsa\u0159sk\u00e9 m\u011bsto je nechvaln\u011b zn\u00e1m\u00e9 pro svoji kulin\u00e1\u0159skou pestrost a barvitost pokrm\u016f p\u0159edstavuj\u00edc\u00ed f\u00fazi jihu a severu. Av\u0161ak v\u00fdkladn\u00ed sk\u0159\u00ed\u0148 n\u00e1dra\u017eky n\u00e1m nab\u00edz\u00ed pouze balen\u00e9 pochutiny: su\u0161enky s p\u0159\u00edchut\u00ed durianu, fejkov\u00e9 chipsy Lays a pestr\u00fd v\u00fdb\u011br nem\u00e9n\u011b fejkov\u00fdch limon\u00e1d. Pokud si tedy poru\u010d\u00edte n\u011bco tepl\u00e9ho k ob\u011bdu, obsluha v\u00e1m donese pivo zna\u010dky Huda (vietnamsk\u00fd Bran\u00edk za slu\u0161n\u00fd pen\u00edz) a vz\u00e1p\u011bt\u00ed k objedn\u00e1vce doraz\u00ed plastov\u00fd poh\u00e1r s homol\u00ed ledu. Tepl\u00e9 pivo s ledem je jako ubrousek nalepen\u00fd na rohl\u00edku s tave\u0148\u00e1kem \u2013 zvyknete si a \u017eerete to i s t\u00edm ubrouskem. V p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b piva to pijete i s t\u00edm ledem. Ostatn\u011b ne\u0161kod\u00ed do sebe za odpoledne dostat i jin\u00fd tekutiny ne\u017e pivo a kafe.<\/p>\n

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D\u00e9\u0161\u0165 neust\u00e1v\u00e1, a tak n\u00e1dra\u017en\u00ed kiosek poj\u00edm\u00e1 st\u00e1le v\u00edce cestuj\u00edc\u00edch \u2013 ku\u0159\u00e1ky z \u010dek\u00e1rny (ve Vietnamu se m\u016f\u017ee kou\u0159it opravdu v\u0161ude, ale \u010dek\u00e1rna n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed je posv\u00e1tn\u00e1), byznysmena, co si p\u0159i\u0161el vychutnat asi tak sto cigaret k odpoledn\u00edmu ca-phe (siln\u00e1 \u010dern\u00e1 k\u00e1va s kondenzovan\u00fdm ml\u00e9kem a ne\u010dekan\u011b homol\u00ed ledu), m\u00edstn\u00ed omladinu, kter\u00e1 n\u00e1dra\u017eku vyu\u017e\u00edv\u00e1 k dob\u00edjen\u00ed mobil\u016f a chyt\u00e1n\u00ed pok\u00e9mon\u016f, a tak\u00e9 postar\u0161\u00edho p\u00e1na s igelitkou plnou l\u00e9k\u016f, jejich\u017e p\u0159\u00edbalov\u00e9 let\u00e1ky se jal prostudovat, zat\u00edmco poj\u00eddal instantn\u00ed nudle, kter\u00e9 mu obsluha neochotn\u011b zalila vrouc\u00ed vodou.
\nD\u00e9\u0161\u0165 je tak siln\u00fd, \u017ee voda pronik\u00e1 i do prostor\u016f n\u00e1dra\u017eky, tak\u017ee ne\u017e stihneme vyp\u00edt t\u0159et\u00ed plechovku Bia Huda, obsluha pomoc\u00ed mopu o z\u00e1b\u011bru asi 120 centimetr\u016f \u201evymet\u00e1\u201c litry vody zp\u00e1tky tam, kam pat\u0159\u00ed. Nep\u0159\u00edze\u0148 po\u010das\u00ed hraje do karet pouli\u010dn\u00edmu prodejci, kter\u00e9mu sta\u010d\u00ed jeden pohled na n\u00e1\u0161 stolek zapln\u011bn\u00fd plechovkami a vyc\u00edt\u00ed neopakovatelnou p\u0159\u00edle\u017eitost podnapil\u00fdm turist\u016fm prodat n\u011bjakou tu cestovatelskou nezbytnost. A tak n\u00e1m nab\u00edz\u00ed kr\u00e1sn\u00e9 slune\u010dn\u00ed br\u00fdle zna\u010dky Bay Ban v nejr\u016fzn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch barevn\u00fdch proveden\u00edch, k\u0161ilty se sol\u00e1rn\u00edm pan\u00fdlkem a dal\u0161\u00ed cestovatelsk\u00e9 vychyt\u00e1vky\u2026 <\/p>\n

D\u00e9\u0161\u0165 ust\u00e1v\u00e1, n\u00e1dra\u017eka se vylid\u0148uje a my vid\u00edme, \u017ee v\u0161echen led rozt\u00e1l spole\u010dn\u011b s na\u0161\u00ed p\u0159edstavou o indo\u010d\u00ednsk\u00e9 koloni\u00e1ln\u00ed n\u00e1dra\u017ece. <\/p>\n