{"id":10627,"date":"2019-09-18T06:53:38","date_gmt":"2019-09-18T05:53:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=10627"},"modified":"2023-08-19T16:46:32","modified_gmt":"2023-08-19T15:46:32","slug":"otrokovice-show-must-go-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=10627","title":{"rendered":"Otrokovice: Show must go on"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u201eTy jsi takov\u00e1 pi\u010da, j\u00e1 jdu do pi\u010de!\u201c<\/em> dohaduj\u00ed se dva bezdomovci o zbytek posledn\u00edho mal\u00e9ho piva. Truchliv\u011bj\u0161\u00ed za\u010d\u00e1tek sobotn\u00edho ve\u010dera na otrokovick\u00e9m n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed<\/a> si lze jen t\u011b\u017eko p\u0159edstavit.<\/p>\n

Ov\u0161em pouze na per\u00f3n\u011b. Do interi\u00e9ru otrokovick\u00e9 n\u00e1dra\u017eky je, na rozd\u00edl od podnapil\u00fdch osob, v\u0161em chmur\u00e1m a sv\u00e1r\u016fm vstup zapov\u011bzen. Radegast dvan\u00e1ctka za 29 korun te\u010de z tanku proudem a u stolu vedle vchodu se \u010dty\u0159\u010dlenn\u00e1 koedukovan\u00e1 parta houba\u0159\u016f a\u017e ritu\u00e1ln\u011b obj\u00edm\u00e1 a doj\u00edm\u00e1 nad ko\u0161\u00edkem pln\u00fdm h\u0159ib\u016f.<\/p>\n

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\u201eTo je takov\u00fd pi\u0161kot… No nev\u00edm, jak bych v\u00e1m to popsal,\u201c<\/em> nar\u00e1\u017e\u00ed pan vedouc\u00ed na limity sv\u00fdch kognitivn\u00edch schopnost\u00ed, kdy\u017e vyzv\u00edd\u00e1m slo\u017een\u00ed nejnov\u011bj\u0161\u00ed dobroty v cukr\u00e1rensk\u00e9m pultu \u2013 sladk\u00e9ho ko\u0161\u00ed\u010dku se jm\u00e9nem Komin\u00edk a cenovkou 21,50 K\u010d. \u201eAle je to dobr\u00e9,\u201c<\/em> uji\u0161\u0165uje m\u011b. <\/p>\n

A dobr\u00e9 to je. Jako ostatn\u011b cel\u00e1 otrokovick\u00e1 n\u00e1dra\u017eka. Kdybych se u\u017e nenarodil v porodnici ve Zl\u00edn\u011b<\/a>, cht\u011bl bych se narodit pr\u00e1v\u011b tady. Nebo tu aspo\u0148 pro\u017e\u00edt kus d\u011btstv\u00ed. V\u00edte snad o n\u011bjak\u00e9m jin\u00e9m bufet\u011b na stoj\u00e1ka, kter\u00fd mysl\u00ed i na nejmen\u0161\u00ed n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvn\u00edky a \u010dek\u00e1 na n\u011b s d\u011btsk\u00fdm stolem v kout\u011b? A jen tak na okraj: Bufet Express<\/a>, jak se n\u00e1dra\u017eka ofici\u00e1ln\u011b jmenuje, v sou\u010dasnosti sh\u00e1n\u00ed pracovn\u00ed s\u00edlu. Je\u0161t\u011b to zv\u00e1\u017e\u00edm.<\/p>\n

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\u201eD\u00edvaj sa na v\u00fdchod\u0148\u00e1ra, jak mu chutn\u00e1 dvan\u00e1ctka!\u201c<\/em> nar\u00e1\u017e\u00ed chlap\u00edk od vedlej\u0161\u00edho stolku na moje tri\u010dko s obr\u00e1zkem od Andyho Warhola. Bufet Express je m\u00edstem, kde se snoub\u00ed vzd\u011bl\u00e1n\u00ed s pudovost\u00ed, noblesa s \u017eivo\u010di\u0161nost\u00ed, civilizace s primitivnost\u00ed, a kde je obsedantn\u011b-kompulzivn\u00ed \u0159azen\u00ed j\u00eddeln\u00edch tabulek v zasouvac\u00edm po\u0159adn\u00edku neust\u00e1le rozporov\u00e1no chaotick\u00fdm proudem lid\u00ed sb\u00edhaj\u00edc\u00edm se z obou stan k p\u00edp\u011b. \u201eSex Pistols je\u0161t\u011b chodili do \u0161kolky a tady u\u017e se valil tvrd\u00fd punk!\u201c<\/em> pokra\u010duje m\u00edstn\u00ed kunsthistorik a svou tezi dokl\u00e1d\u00e1 na p\u0159\u00edpadu barov\u00e9 kapely z filmu \u010cty\u0159i vra\u017edy sta\u010d\u00ed, drahou\u0161ku!<\/a> <\/p>\n

Houba\u0159sk\u00fd t\u00fdm objedn\u00e1v\u00e1 rundu pan\u00e1k\u016f, vedouc\u00ed pou\u0161t\u00ed r\u00e1dio a jeden z host\u016f se svl\u00e9k\u00e1 do p\u016fl t\u011bla. Nad prvn\u00edm n\u00e1stupi\u0161t\u011bm se vzn\u00e1\u0161ej\u00ed dva nafutrovan\u00ed mlad\u00edci a trous\u00ed sk\u00e9ro z ledvinky s n\u00e1pisem Whatever. \u201eShow must go on,\u201c<\/em> bur\u00e1c\u00ed z repr\u00e1k\u016f Freddie Mercury. Sv\u011bt nezanikne, dnes je\u0161t\u011b ne. A pokud p\u0159eci jen ano, do Otrokovic doraz\u00ed apokalypsa a\u017e \u00fapln\u011b nakonec.<\/p>\n