{"id":10811,"date":"2020-02-26T05:57:23","date_gmt":"2020-02-26T04:57:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=10811"},"modified":"2020-02-26T10:12:46","modified_gmt":"2020-02-26T09:12:46","slug":"kottajam-muzi-v-cernem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=10811","title":{"rendered":"K\u00f3ttajam: Mu\u017ei v \u010dern\u00e9m"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u017de jsme p\u0159ekro\u010dili k\u00e9ralsk\u00e9 hranice, jsem poznal okam\u017eit\u011b. Do vlaku nastoupil d\u011bda s n\u00e1ru\u010d\u00ed plnou los\u016f a za\u010dal sv\u00e1d\u011bt cestuj\u00edc\u00ed k drobn\u00e9mu hazardu. A to nen\u00ed jedin\u00e1 ne\u0159est, kterou tento indick\u00fd st\u00e1t nab\u00edz\u00ed. M\u00edstn\u00ed palmov\u00e9 v\u00edno je vyhl\u00e1\u0161en\u00e9, a z\u00e1rove\u0148 je K\u00e9rala jedn\u00edm z m\u00e1la m\u00edst, kde neplat\u00ed z\u00e1kaz por\u00e1\u017eky krav, a m\u016f\u017eete se tady futrovat hov\u011bz\u00edm masem a\u017e k prasknut\u00ed.<\/p>\n

N\u00e1dra\u017eka v K\u00f3ttajamu je nicm\u00e9n\u011b vegetari\u00e1nsk\u00e1. Jen co do n\u00ed vkro\u010d\u00edm, okam\u017eit\u011b si vzpomenu na V\u00edtkovo zhodnocen\u00ed n\u00e1dra\u017eky v Aurang\u00e1b\u00e1du. Ano, i v tomto ob\u010derstvovac\u00edm za\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed to vypad\u00e1 skoro jako v \u010cesku. Uhlazen\u00ed cestuj\u00edc\u00ed m\u00ed\u0159\u00edc\u00ed za prac\u00ed se m\u00eds\u00ed s parti\u010dkami nejr\u016fzn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch podiv\u00edn\u016f a zhruba p\u016flku prostoru vypl\u0148uj\u00ed \u010dlenov\u00e9 jak\u00e9si hinduistick\u00e9 sekty. Dva sed\u00ed p\u0159\u00edmo u m\u00e9ho stolu a z jejich chov\u00e1n\u00ed usuzuji, \u017ee v jejich spole\u010denstv\u00ed mus\u00ed panovat p\u0159\u00edsn\u00e1 hierarchie. Chlap\u00edk nalevo v\u016fbec nemluv\u00ed a jenom do sebe souk\u00e1 dal\u0161\u00ed a dal\u0161\u00ed d\u00f3sy, zat\u00edmco borec napravo nej\u00ed nic a jenom komanduje \u010d\u00ed\u0161n\u00edka, aby kolegovi neust\u00e1le dol\u00e9val s\u00e1mbhar a kokosov\u00e9 \u010datn\u00ed. Ano, \u010detli jste spr\u00e1vn\u011b. Komanduje \u010d\u00ed\u0161n\u00edka. N\u00e1dra\u017eka je toti\u017e s obsluhou.<\/p>\n

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Person\u00e1l tvo\u0159\u00ed krom\u011b vedouc\u00edho za pokladnou a n\u011bkolika kucha\u0159\u016f tak\u00e9 zhruba \u010dty\u0159i \u010d\u00ed\u0161n\u00edci, kte\u0159\u00ed kmitaj\u00ed po restauraci tak p\u0159i\u010dinliv\u011b, \u017ee v\u00e1m jejich p\u0159esn\u00fd po\u010det nedok\u00e1\u017eu sd\u011blit s jistotou. Ledva usednu, u\u017e jeden z nich vyzv\u00edd\u00e1, copak si d\u00e1m k j\u00eddlu. Objedn\u00e1v\u00e1m d\u00f3su a dost\u00e1v\u00e1m ji zhruba za dv\u011b minuty, lahodn\u011b prosma\u017eenou a s bonusem v podob\u011b je\u0161t\u011b lahodn\u011bji prosma\u017een\u00e9 vady. Nev\u00edm, jestli tuhle kr\u00e1su dost\u00e1vaj\u00ed v hospod\u011b v\u0161ichni, nebo jsem si ji vyslou\u017eil coby nejv\u00edce exotick\u00fd host, ale po tom asi nen\u00ed t\u0159eba p\u00e1trat. Mnohem v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed z\u00e1jem ve mn\u011b probouzej\u00ed zarostl\u00ed mu\u017ei v kostkovan\u00fdch \u0161\u00e1l\u00e1ch a \u010dern\u00fdch lung\u00ed se \u017elut\u00fdm lemov\u00e1n\u00edm, kte\u0159\u00ed okupuj\u00ed nejen hospodu, ale tak\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edst\u0159e\u0161ek pro poutn\u00edky soused\u00edc\u00ed s um\u00fdv\u00e1rnou. All-inclusive wellness pobyt v\u010detn\u011b sprchy tady vyjde na 20 rupi\u00ed, co\u017e mi sice p\u0159ipad\u00e1 jako cena nezvykle nap\u00e1len\u00e1, ale sprchy jsou prostorn\u00e9, \u010dist\u00e9 a udr\u017eovan\u00e9…<\/p>\n

Jak\u00e1 je skute\u010dn\u00e1 toto\u017enost tajemn\u00fdch mu\u017e\u016f v \u010dern\u00e9m? A jak souvis\u00ed s jihoindick\u00fdm feminismem? To v\u0161echno a spoustu dal\u0161\u00edho se dozv\u00edte v knize o indick\u00fdch n\u00e1dra\u017ek\u00e1ch Sma\u017eenky a mach\u0159i<\/a><\/em>.<\/p>\n