{"id":10834,"date":"2020-03-25T06:03:57","date_gmt":"2020-03-25T05:03:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=10834"},"modified":"2020-03-25T10:05:58","modified_gmt":"2020-03-25T09:05:58","slug":"bhuvanesvar-snidane-v-trave","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=10834","title":{"rendered":"Bhuvan\u00e9\u0161var: Sn\u00eddan\u011b v tr\u00e1v\u011b"},"content":{"rendered":"

Pokud cestou do Bhuvan\u00e9\u0161varu usnete ve vlaku, nebojte se. Hlavn\u00ed m\u011bsto st\u00e1tu Ur\u00ed\u0161a p\u0159ejedete jen t\u011b\u017eko. Na n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed v\u00e1s bezpe\u010dn\u011b probud\u00ed \u017eensk\u00fd hlas ve stani\u010dn\u00edm rozhlase, kter\u00fd zp\u00edv\u00e1 tak vysok\u00fdm t\u00f3nem a tak prapodivnou intonac\u00ed, \u017ee ihned vysko\u010d\u00edte z leh\u00e1tka a budete cht\u00edt vytrhat dr\u00e1ty od repr\u00e1k\u016f. Ale ani to by p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 nepomohlo. Na mimo\u0159\u00e1dn\u00e1 hl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed se k playbackov\u00e9 hlasatelce p\u0159id\u00e1v\u00e1 i \u017eiv\u00fd mu\u017esk\u00fd kolega a zp\u00edv\u00e1 \u00fapln\u011b stejn\u011b. T\u011b\u017eko \u0159\u00edct, jestli takhle mluv\u00ed v urij\u0161tin\u011b v\u0161ichni, ale poslouchat se to ned\u00e1.<\/p>\n

N\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed v Bhuvan\u00e9\u0161varu v\u016fbec sk\u00fdt\u00e1 \u0159adu pozoruhodn\u00fdch detail\u016f: v\u00fdstra\u017en\u00e9 n\u00e1pisy nab\u00e1daj\u00edc\u00ed k ostra\u017eitosti p\u0159ed teroristy, nak\u0161ality a antisoci\u00e1ly, reklamu \u017eelezni\u010dn\u00ed cestovn\u00ed kancel\u00e1\u0159e na v\u00fdlet do Dubaje, jako\u017e i policejn\u00ed stanici s v\u00fdv\u011bskou poh\u0159e\u0161ovan\u00fdch osob i hledan\u00fdch zlo\u010dinc\u016f. Obl\u00edben\u00e1 lowcost restaurace D\u017ean \u00c1h\u00e1r se tentokr\u00e1t ukr\u00fdv\u00e1 a\u017e v prvn\u00edm pat\u0159e a mohlo by se tedy zd\u00e1t, \u017ee n\u00e1dra\u017eka podl\u00e9h\u00e1 nejvy\u0161\u0161\u00edmu stupni utajen\u00ed. Zd\u00e1n\u00ed v\u0161ak klame. Pokud se pocestn\u00fd rozhl\u00e9dne pozorn\u011b, v\u0161imne si, \u017ee k n\u00e1dra\u017ece ho dovede propracovan\u00fd naviga\u010dn\u00ed syst\u00e9m. A kdy\u017e jej sleduje skute\u010dn\u011b bedliv\u011b, zjist\u00ed, \u017ee se do osv\u011b\u017eovny dostane nejen z per\u00f3nu, ale i kolem \u00faschovny zavazadel p\u0159es ochoz nad vstupn\u00ed halou a p\u0159eds\u00ed\u0148 n\u00e1dra\u017en\u00ed nocleh\u00e1rny. <\/p>\n

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Kamufl\u00e1\u017e je v\u016fbec pro j\u00eddelnu vcelku typick\u00e1. Stoly zdob\u00ed vikslajvantov\u00e9 ubrusy, na nich\u017e se skv\u00ed sada ovocn\u00fdch z\u00e1ti\u0161\u00ed s piknikov\u00fdmi ko\u0161i, a moje vegetari\u00e1nsk\u00e9 menu za 35 rupi\u00ed na pozad\u00ed t\u00e9to sn\u00eddan\u011b v tr\u00e1v\u011b skoro nelze post\u0159ehnout. R\u00fd\u017ee, dva druhy bramborov\u00e9 \u0161lichty, d\u00e1l a \u00e1\u010d\u00e1r sice \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 hitpar\u00e1da nejsou, ale j\u00edst se to d\u00e1. Piknikov\u00e9 ko\u0161e na ubrusech nab\u00edzej\u00ed podstatn\u011b \u0161ir\u0161\u00ed \u0161k\u00e1lu pokrm\u016f ne\u017e samotn\u00e1 n\u00e1dra\u017eka. Na hindsky, urijsky a anglicky psan\u00e9m menu napo\u010d\u00edt\u00e1m v\u0161ehov\u0161udy 18 polo\u017eek, p\u0159i\u010dem\u017e vad\u00e1 a \u010daj do\u0161ly a chleba bude a\u017e k ob\u011bdu. Na druhou stranu je nutno ocenit zdej\u0161\u00ed um\u00fdvac\u00ed koutek, v n\u011bm\u017e najdeme i m\u00fddlo, co\u017e neb\u00fdv\u00e1 na indick\u00fdch n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00edch a\u017e tak obvykl\u00fd jev. A jeliko\u017e p\u0159i m\u00e9m odchodu nakr\u00e1\u010d\u00ed do n\u00e1dra\u017eky tak\u00e9 skupina studentek, podnik se z\u0159ejm\u011b mezi cestuj\u00edc\u00edmi t\u011b\u0161\u00ed zna\u010dn\u00e9 oblib\u011b…<\/p>\n

Jak se na n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed v Bhuvan\u00e9\u0161varu vyhnout revizor\u016fm? A jak dopad\u00e1 na m\u00edstn\u00ed n\u00e1dra\u017eky ne\u00faroda cibule? Do\u010dtete se v nov\u00e9 knize o indick\u00fdch n\u00e1dra\u017ek\u00e1ch Sma\u017eenky a mach\u0159i<\/a>. <\/em><\/p>\n