{"id":10924,"date":"2020-03-27T09:55:12","date_gmt":"2020-03-27T08:55:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=10924"},"modified":"2020-03-27T11:10:47","modified_gmt":"2020-03-27T10:10:47","slug":"%e2%80%9eneni-nutno%e2%80%9c-jako-priprava-na-kazdodenni-sed-dospelackeho-zivota","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=10924","title":{"rendered":"\u201eNen\u00ed nutno\u201c jako p\u0159\u00edprava na ka\u017edodenn\u00ed \u0161e\u010f dosp\u011bl\u00e1ck\u00e9ho \u017eivota"},"content":{"rendered":"

Na z\u00e1kladce v dru\u017ein\u011b jsme m\u011bli t\u0159i videokazety, kter\u00e9 jely po\u0159\u00e1d dokola. Ka\u017ed\u00fd t\u00fdden jedna. Nekone\u010dn\u00fd p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh, O princezn\u011b Jasn\u011bnce a l\u00e9taj\u00edc\u00edm \u0161evci a T\u0159i veter\u00e1ni. Rozum\u011bj: Vid\u011bla jsem to mockr\u00e1t. Ale T\u0159i veter\u00e1ny, na rozd\u00edl od Jasn\u011bnky, \u0161evce, Bastiena, Atreje a Artexe, v l\u00e1sce nem\u00e1m. Pro\u010d?<\/p>\n

V prvn\u00ed \u0159ad\u011b proto, \u017ee tahle poh\u00e1dka je depka. \u201eAni to vlastn\u011b nekon\u010d\u00ed dob\u0159e,\u201c<\/em> p\u0159ipom\u00ednal NP, z \u010deho\u017e plyne, \u017ee to ze sv\u00e9 podstaty nen\u00ed poh\u00e1dka. B\u011bhem filmov\u00fdch dru\u017einov\u00fdch odpoledn\u00ed jsem si p\u0159edstavovala, jak\u00fd by to byl par\u00e1dn\u00ed p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh, kdyby z n\u011bj vyst\u0159\u00edhali ty pas\u00e1\u017ee s tituln\u00edmi postavami.<\/p>\n

Zadruh\u00e9 \u2013 zl\u00e1, chamtiv\u00e1 a pozd\u011bji i nas\u00e1ln\u011b zohyzd\u011bn\u00e1 princezna Bosana pro m\u011b nep\u0159edstavovala \u017eensk\u00fd role model, se kter\u00fdm bych se cht\u011bla jako prepubert\u00e1ln\u00ed d\u011bv\u010de ztoto\u017enit. Narozd\u00edl od Jasn\u011bnky, \u017ee.<\/p>\n

Zat\u0159et\u00ed, Zden\u011bk Sv\u011br\u00e1k, pro kter\u00e9ho m\u00e1me odjak\u017eiva slabost j\u00e1 i moje m\u00e1ma (doma v kuchyni jsme dokonce m\u011bli roky jeho podobiznu), je tu zl\u00fd. Po D\u00e1d\u011b Patrasov\u00e9 v roli X\u00e9nie, kter\u00e1 zasadila prvn\u00ed r\u00e1nu naivn\u00ed p\u0159edstav\u011b o nem\u011bnnosti dobra a zla, to byl dal\u0161\u00ed z\u00e1sadn\u00ed ot\u0159es. A to nemluv\u00edm o tom, jak m\u011b, asi dev\u00edtilet\u00e9 d\u011bv\u010d\u00e1tko s neprobuzenou sexualitou, \u0161okovala legend\u00e1rn\u00ed koupelnov\u00e1 sc\u00e9na ve Vrchn\u00ed prchni. Jak mohla b\u00fdt D\u00e1da takhle sprost\u00e1, nech\u00e1pala jsem. O rok pozd\u011bji to dorazil Sv\u011br\u00e1k jako sukni\u010dk\u00e1\u0159 v Koljovi.<\/p>\n

Ale zp\u011bt ke T\u0159em veter\u00e1n\u016fm. Zat\u00edmco j\u00e1 jsem odm\u00edtla poh\u00e1dku shl\u00e9dnout po letech znovu, NP se do n\u00ed pono\u0159il. Ozn\u00e1mil, \u017ee pokud by m\u011bl akceptovat Zde\u0148ka Sv\u011br\u00e1ka jako st\u00e1tn\u00edka (moje dlouhodob\u00e9 p\u0159\u00e1n\u00ed), tak jedin\u011b v t\u00e9to roli. P\u0159ipomn\u011bl, \u017ee jako ministr informac\u00ed zde odv\u00e1d\u00ed v\u00fdte\u010dnou pr\u00e1ci, kdy\u017e diplomaticky vy\u017eehl\u00ed hroz\u00edc\u00ed v\u00e1lku s N\u011bmeckem, a prosazuje z\u00e1jmy st\u00e1tu nad osobn\u00ed. Jeho utilitaristick\u00fd p\u0159\u00edstup, podle n\u011bj\u017e je pro kr\u00e1lovstv\u00ed v\u00fdhodn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ponechat si kouzeln\u00e9 v\u011bci ne\u017e dob\u0159e provdat princeznu, se v\u0161ak nesetk\u00e1v\u00e1 s pochopen\u00edm a nakonec skon\u010d\u00ed v lochu, zat\u00edmco \u00fasko\u010dn\u00e1 a hami\u017en\u00e1 kr\u00e1lovsk\u00e1 rodina vl\u00e1dne d\u00e1l, ani\u017e by pro\u0161la by\u0165 jen n\u00e1znakem katarze.<\/p>\n

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Nejhor\u0161\u00ed \u010d\u00e1st cel\u00e9 poh\u00e1dky ov\u0161em nastala, kdy\u017e spustili Nen\u00ed nutno. P\u00edsni\u010dku jsem samoz\u0159ejm\u011b znala, zp\u00edvali jsme ji jak doma (sv\u011br\u00e1kovsk\u00e9 okouzlen\u00ed), tak ve \u0161kole. L\u00edbilo se mi, \u017ee za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 t\u00edm, \u017ee n\u011bco nen\u00ed nutn\u00e9. P\u0159\u00edjemn\u00fd kontrast k lidovk\u00e1m, kde se pov\u011bt\u0161inou n\u011bco p\u0159ikazuje nebo zakazuje (zpravidla aby se m\u00edstn\u00ed puber\u0165a\u010dky a adolescenti nespustili s n\u011bk\u00fdm ze sousedn\u00ed vesnice). Jen\u017ee a\u017e v pod\u00e1n\u00ed veter\u00e1n\u016f mi do\u0161lo, \u017ee nen\u00ed nutno, aby bylo P\u0158\u00cdMO VESELO, jak by n\u00e1m mohla podsouvat vesel\u00e1 melodie. Zkr\u00e1tka, \u017ee m\u00e1me vzd\u00e1t aspirace na velkou \u017eivotn\u00ed \u0159achandu. \u017de je v po\u0159\u00e1dku, kdy\u017e to bude jak\u017e tak\u017e, tak n\u011bjak v pohod\u011b, jak se \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 v korpor\u00e1tech \u201esou sou\u201c nebo \u201esometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit\u201c, jak \u00fadajn\u011b \u0159\u00edkaj\u00ed fotbalov\u00ed tren\u00e9\u0159i. Co\u017e je samoz\u0159ejm\u011b pro dev\u00edtiletou holku dost nep\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e9 zji\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed. <\/p>\n

V podstat\u011b tu poh\u00e1dku nem\u00e1m r\u00e1da, proto\u017ee ukazuje d\u011btem to, jak\u00fd je opravdov\u00fd \u017eivot. Princezny nejsou pasivn\u00ed a kr\u00e1sn\u00e9, princ tam nen\u00ed lautr \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd, ten hodn\u00fd p\u00e1n z obr\u00e1zku v kuchyni vlastn\u011b nen\u00ed \u00fapln\u011b po\u0159\u00e1d hodn\u00fd, a nemus\u00ed b\u00fdt p\u0159\u00edmo veselo. To prost\u011b nechcete sly\u0161et. <\/p>\n

Nicm\u00e9n\u011b i p\u0159es NPho brilantn\u00ed anal\u00fdzu<\/a> nesd\u00edl\u00edm n\u00e1zor, \u017ee p\u00edse\u0148 t\u0159\u00ed veter\u00e1n\u016f su\u017eovan\u00fdch PTSD nen\u00ed vhodn\u00e1 pro tuhle dobu. Podle l\u00e9ka\u0159ky Julie Dobrovoln\u00e9 nyn\u00ed za\u017e\u00edv\u00e1me stres, kter\u00fd m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt v n\u011bkter\u00fdch aspektech podobn\u00fd stresu za\u017e\u00edvan\u00e9mu ve v\u00e1le\u010dn\u00e9m stavu<\/a> (samoz\u0159ejm\u011b a d\u00edky bohu v jeho softov\u00e9 verzi). Za to si p\u00e1rkr\u00e1t \u201eNen\u00ed nutno\u201c zanotovat snad m\u016f\u017eeme. <\/p>\n

T\u0159eba v t\u00e9hle u\u017e tolikr\u00e1t p\u0159ezp\u00edvan\u00e9 p\u00edsni\u010dce objev\u00edme nov\u00e9 souvislosti. Jako m\u016fj mu\u017e, kter\u00e9mu, zat\u00edmco nazp\u00edv\u00e1val spolu s r\u016fzn\u00fdmi hudebn\u00edky Nen\u00ed nutno pro jak\u00e9si chystan\u00e9 video, zavolal \u0161\u00e9f a ozn\u00e1mil, \u017ee vzhledem ke koronavirov\u00fdm opat\u0159en\u00edm kon\u010d\u00ed v pr\u00e1ci. Sv\u011b\u0159il se potom, \u017ee dozp\u00edvat tohle \u201enem\u00edt prachy \u2013 nevad\u00ed\u201c na kameru pak m\u011blo specifick\u00fd \u0161mak. A jak to vypad\u00e1, n\u011bco takov\u00e9ho te\u010f ochutn\u00e1 o dost v\u00edc lid\u00ed.<\/p>\n

KZ<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Na z\u00e1kladce v dru\u017ein\u011b jsme m\u011bli t\u0159i videokazety, kter\u00e9 jely po\u0159\u00e1d dokola. Ka\u017ed\u00fd t\u00fdden jedna. Nekone\u010dn\u00fd p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh, O princezn\u011b Jasn\u011bnce a l\u00e9taj\u00edc\u00edm \u0161evci a T\u0159i veter\u00e1ni. Rozum\u011bj: Vid\u011bla jsem to mockr\u00e1t. Ale T\u0159i veter\u00e1ny, na rozd\u00edl od Jasn\u011bnky, \u0161evce, Bastiena, Atreje a Artexe, v l\u00e1sce nem\u00e1m. Pro\u010d?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[26],"class_list":["post-10924","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pakultura","tag-kz"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10924","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10924"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10924\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10929,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10924\/revisions\/10929"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10924"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10924"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10924"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}