{"id":1115,"date":"2011-06-07T14:33:08","date_gmt":"2011-06-07T13:33:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=1115"},"modified":"2013-04-16T17:18:25","modified_gmt":"2013-04-16T16:18:25","slug":"tohleto-je-slavoj-ten-ma-pane-naboj","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=1115","title":{"rendered":"Tohleto je Slavoj, ten m\u00e1, pane, n\u00e1boj"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/2011\/06\/07\/tohleto-je-slavoj-ten-ma-pane-naboj\/ \"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/slavoj_titulka.JPG\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>KZ, kter\u00e1 u\u017e t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 rok p\u0159edst\u00edr\u00e1, \u017ee je Berl\u00ed\u0148anka, uv\u00edtala na prodlou\u017een\u00fd v\u00edkend sv\u00e9ho extravagantn\u00edho kamar\u00e1da, kter\u00fd pr\u00fd vypad\u00e1 jako z c\u00e9\u010dkov\u00e9ho filmu. Spolu se vydali (na kole, jako spr\u00e1vn\u00ed levi\u010d\u00e1ci) na marxistickou konferenci <a href=\"http:\/\/marxismuss2011.wordpress.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Marx is muss<\/a>. On z \u010dist\u00e9ho z\u00e1jmu, KZ proto, \u017ee cht\u011bla vid\u011bt toho upocen\u00fdho ouchylu, co je schopn\u00fd na <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/2011\/02\/09\/souboj-intelektualu-ramadan-vs-zizek\/\" target=\"_blank\">metafory o komixech<\/a> sbalit modelku a vyzkou\u0161et, jestli to bude fungovat i na ni\u2026<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Po n\u011bkolika dnech, kter\u00e9 KZ str\u00e1vila simult\u00e1nn\u00edm tlumo\u010den\u00edm marxisticko-komunisticko-soci\u00e1ln\u011b-radik\u00e1ln\u00edch kec\u016f (proto\u017ee kamar\u00e1d z c\u00e9\u010dkov\u00e9ho filmu nemluv\u00ed n\u011bmecky) u\u017e j\u00ed notn\u011b hrabalo, a tak si s sebou na \u017di\u017eeka (tak se to spr\u00e1vn\u011b sklo\u0148uje, pou\u010dil m\u011b levi\u010d\u00e1k) vzala fla\u0161ku v\u00edna. P\u0159i security checku p\u0159ed vstupem do hn\u00edzdi\u0161t\u011b marxist\u016f j\u00ed v\u0161ak cht\u011bli lahev odebrat, co\u017e KZ odm\u00edtla a state\u010dn\u011b v\u011bt\u0161inu obsahu vykalila na ex. A \u0161lo se!<\/p>\n<p>KZ p\u0159ekvapilo, \u017ee hajzlb\u00e1ba vedle WC prod\u00e1vala i zna\u010dn\u011b kapitalistick\u00e9 ty\u010dinky. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b p\u0159i vhodn\u00e9 kombinaci obal\u016f <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/slavoj_marx.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">z\u00edsk\u00e1me utajen\u00e9 sd\u011blen\u00ed<\/a>. Na programu konference byli nafoukan\u00fd Brit, vychrtl\u00fd bl\u00ed\u017ee neur\u010den\u00fd n\u011bmeck\u00fd levi\u010d\u00e1k, kter\u00fd pou\u017e\u00edval vulgarismy a sexy p\u0159edsedkyn\u011b strany Die Linke (Lev\u00e1). Ale v\u0161ichni stejn\u011b st\u00e1le viseli o\u010dima na Slavojovi. Ten sebou toti\u017e zm\u00edtal, jako kdyby pr\u00e1v\u011b p\u0159i\u0161el z ve\u010d\u00edrku od Kate Moss. Ob\u010das si dokonce p\u0159ipl\u00e1cl dla\u0148 na obli\u010dej, pak j\u00ed za\u010dal divoce rejdit ve sv\u00fdch vlasech (a\u017e evokoval ver\u0161 \u010cokoVoko \u201e<em>kdy\u017e pohod\u00ed vlasy a p\u0159ipad\u00e1 si sv\u011b\u017e\u00ed, m\u00e1m hodinu pocit, \u017ee sn\u011b\u017e\u00ed<\/em>\u201c). Z toho plyne, \u017ee p\u0159i takov\u00fdch pohybech bylo zcela nemo\u017en\u00e9 ho obstojn\u011b vyfotit! <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/slavoj_tras.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">No posu\u010fte sami<\/a>! Nev\u00edm, zda to bylo vlivem drog \u010di atmosf\u00e9ry v s\u00e1le, ale \u017di\u017eek si v jednom moment\u011b dokonce spletl komunismus a kapitalismus.<\/p>\n<p>Levi\u010d\u00e1ci vypl\u0148uj\u00edc\u00ed s\u00e1l p\u0159i slovech \u201eKommunismus\u201c, \u201eSozialismus\u201c, \u201eFreiheit\u201c a \u201egemeinsam\u201c divoce tleskali, co\u017e opil\u00e9 KZ nah\u00e1n\u011blo strach. Sna\u017eila se proto tv\u00e1\u0159it tak levicov\u011b, jak to jen \u0161lo, aby ji n\u00e1hodou nedohalili jako vet\u0159elce. Pak u\u017e nevyd\u00fdchala tu koncentraci komunist\u016f a prchla p\u0159ed\u010dasn\u011b ze s\u00e1lu na \u010dist\u00fd vzduch\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Zapadaj\u00edc\u00ed slunce zrovna barvilo rud\u011b nebe nad Berl\u00ednem a KZ si jela d\u00e1t burgra do Mek\u00e1\u010de na Ostbahnhof.<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-1115 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/slavoj_vlajka.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/slavoj_vlajka-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a 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Spolu se vydali (na kole, jako spr\u00e1vn\u00ed levi\u010d\u00e1ci) na marxistickou konferenci Marx is muss. On z \u010dist\u00e9ho z\u00e1jmu, KZ proto, \u017ee cht\u011bla vid\u011bt toho upocen\u00fdho ouchylu, co je schopn\u00fd na metafory o &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=1115\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Tohleto je Slavoj, ten m\u00e1, pane, n\u00e1boj&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[58,27,10,3],"tags":[26],"class_list":["post-1115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ich-bin-berlin","category-moda-a-vztahy","category-image-je-vsechno","category-vagusuv-denik","tag-kz"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1115"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1115\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4607,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1115\/revisions\/4607"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}