{"id":11388,"date":"2022-01-08T21:29:50","date_gmt":"2022-01-08T20:29:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=11388"},"modified":"2022-01-08T21:31:43","modified_gmt":"2022-01-08T20:31:43","slug":"stredovek-is-not-dead-bohuzel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=11388","title":{"rendered":"St\u0159edov\u011bk is not dead! Bohu\u017eel…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jdeme si takhle s Koubou v Litom\u011b\u0159icich po n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed a cotyvole nevidim?! Zase si n\u011bjak\u00fd ka\u0161pa\u0159i hrajou na st\u0159edov\u011bk\u00fd ryt\u00ed\u0159e. Na prvn\u00ed pohled je vid\u011bt, \u017ee jejich jedin\u00fd znalosti o st\u0159edov\u011bkym vo\u0161acen\u00ed poch\u00e1zej z poh\u00e1dek s Honzou \u010censkym. Narozd\u00edl od nest\u00e1rnouc\u00edho plejboje, kterej se dycky r\u00e1d p\u0159\u00edjde mrknout na n\u011bjak\u00fd to mlad\u00fd ro\u0161t\u00ed na Miss \u010dehokoli, tydle ho\u0161i se nechali \u0159\u00e1dn\u011b zar\u016fst vousem. \u201eTo je blackmetal,\u201c<\/em> prohod\u00ed Kouba. <\/p>\n

Pokud je pro v\u00e1s vrcholem blackmetalu h\u0159\u00edva Petra Kol\u00e1\u0159e a \u0161vabachem vyveden\u00fd logo hradu Kotnov, tak pro\u010d ne. Pak za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 b\u00e1je\u010dnej exkurz do sv\u011bta st\u0159edov\u011bkejch zbran\u00ed a to u\u017e du do pi\u010de. J\u00e1 ty lidi zn\u00e1m. Tydle deb\u00edlky jsem potk\u00e1val i na historii na fild\u011b. Na p\u0159edn\u00e1\u0161ku hezky s kyrysem a me\u010dem za pasem. Hodn\u011b prskat na cokoli krom st\u0159edov\u011bkejch pozitivistickejch \u017ev\u00e1st\u016f. \u201eProst\u011b Rudla Habsburskej pra\u0161til P\u0159emka na Moravskym poli po hlav\u011b a to je ta historie!\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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Nejhor\u0161\u00ed ale je, kdy\u017e si to zrovna \u0161inete kolem S\u00e1zavy na Zbo\u0159enej Kostelec se svou loved one a tydle mrdky se vy\u0159\u00edt\u011bj zpoza stromu a za\u010dnou se jako\u017ee \u0159ezat do krve. Ka\u017edej \u00fader me\u010de doprov\u00e1zenej quazi-alfa-sam\u010d\u00edm \u201e\u00c1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1rrrrrgh!\u201c<\/em> Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b co jin\u00fdho by m\u011bl p\u011btat\u0159icetiletej chlap d\u011blat v ned\u011bli vodpoledne, ne\u017e se svejma stejn\u011b zarostlejma k\u00e1mo\u0161ema hopkat po lese a k\u0159\u00edsit tyhle zp\u00ed\u010den\u00fd n\u00e1rodn\u00ed hodnoty… A to nemluvim o tom, kdy\u017e to sklouzne k n\u011bjak\u00fdmu a) pohansk\u00fdmu n\u00e1ckovstv\u00ed, b) n\u00e1ckovstv\u00ed v duchu tradi\u010dn\u00edch k\u0159es\u0165ansk\u00fdch hodnot, jako je pomoc bli\u017en\u00edmu a kamenov\u00e1n\u00ed v jednom.<\/p>\n

Nav\u00edc, dovedete si p\u0159edstavit, \u017ee si v tejdnu po pr\u00e1ci zajdete s debilama zatr\u00e9novat do krou\u017eku, abyste o v\u00edkendu se stejnejma debilama jeli p\u0159edv\u00edst to sv\u00fd um\u011bn\u00ed prost\u00fdmu \u010desk\u00fdmu lidu? Somogyi, bas\u00e1k slavn\u00fd Lyssy, ned\u00e1vno takov\u00fdmu krou\u017eku redigoval n\u011bjakou knihu \u2013 jako\u017ee L\u00e1\u010fa s Pepou a dal\u0161\u00ed kuci se rozhodli, \u017ee kone\u010dn\u011b vy\u0159e\u0161ej ten zapeklitej probl\u00e9m husitstv\u00ed, kterej se sna\u017e\u00ed \u010desk\u00e1 historiografie rozlousknout u\u017e od Palack\u00fdho. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed sami (teda pot\u00e9, co jim to Somogyi doporu\u010dil) uznali, \u017ee bude lep\u010d\u00ed \u0161krtnout kapitoly o soci\u00e1ln\u00edch p\u0159\u00ed\u010din\u00e1ch a podobn\u011b a ps\u00e1t jen o t\u011bch svejch halapartn\u00e1ch a jinejch pi\u010dovin\u00e1ch.<\/p>\n

Stejn\u00fd jako blbci, co opravujou bunkry z druh\u00fd sv\u011btov\u00fd, co\u017e m\u00e1 bejt sice jako z\u00e1slu\u017en\u00fd, ale pak jsou v\u00e1s schopn\u00fd vo\u017eral\u00fd skolit, kdy\u017e jdete na houby, proto\u017ee si myslej, \u017ee ste jejich k\u00e1mo\u0161i, se kterejma si pr\u00e1v\u011b hrajou hru na hrdou \u010deskou arm\u00e1du a kolaboranty. Nebo tak n\u011bco. Tydle lidi by se m\u011bli st\u0159\u00edlet. Stejn\u011b jako myslivci, kter\u00fd si to aspo\u0148 \u010d\u00e1ste\u010dn\u011b vodbydou sami, kdy\u017e se nacamraj na t\u011bch svejch plesech. Vob\u010das u toho sice za\u0159ve n\u011bjak\u00fd desetilet\u00fd d\u011bcko, kter\u00fd jede vokolo na s\u00e1\u0148k\u00e1ch, ale t\u00fdpkovi v zelenym to p\u0159i\u0161lo jako kanec, tak pro\u010d by si nevyst\u0159elil, vi\u010fte… To jsme ale odbo\u010dili \u2013 zkr\u00e1tka a jednodu\u0161e slovy klasika Vojt\u00ed\u0161ka \u201eOrganiz\u00e1tor\u016fm st\u0159edov\u011bk\u00fdch slavnost\u00ed st\u0159edov\u011bk\u00e9 tresty!\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

napsal Pedro<\/a>
\nilustroval Jakub Bachor\u00edk<\/em><\/p>\n

L\u00edbilo? Po\u0159i\u010fte si celou na\u0161i ro\u010denku Dob\u0159e u\u017e bylo<\/a> za pouh\u00fdch 89 korun!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Jdeme si takhle s Koubou v Litom\u011b\u0159icich po n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed a cotyvole nevidim?! Zase si n\u011bjak\u00fd ka\u0161pa\u0159i hrajou na st\u0159edov\u011bk\u00fd ryt\u00ed\u0159e. Na prvn\u00ed pohled je vid\u011bt, \u017ee jejich jedin\u00fd znalosti o st\u0159edov\u011bkym vo\u0161acen\u00ed poch\u00e1zej z poh\u00e1dek s Honzou \u010censkym. Narozd\u00edl od nest\u00e1rnouc\u00edho plejboje, kterej se dycky r\u00e1d p\u0159\u00edjde mrknout na n\u011bjak\u00fd to mlad\u00fd ro\u0161t\u00ed na Miss … <\/p>\n

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