{"id":11392,"date":"2022-01-30T07:43:23","date_gmt":"2022-01-30T06:43:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=11392"},"modified":"2022-01-30T10:00:08","modified_gmt":"2022-01-30T09:00:08","slug":"kabinu-musis-umet-prechcat-aneb-psycho-dorostenecke-kopane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=11392","title":{"rendered":"Kabinu mus\u00ed\u0161 um\u011bt p\u0159echcat aneb Psycho dorosteneck\u00e9 kopan\u00e9"},"content":{"rendered":"

Kune\u0161<\/strong>: Pro\u010ds vlastn\u011b p\u0159estal hr\u00e1t fotbal, bro?<\/p>\n

OuB\u00ed<\/strong>: V\u00ed\u0161, jak to je v dorosteneck\u00fdm fotbale, kdy p\u0159ijde\u0161 do kabiny a borci tam na sebe vytahujou \u010dur\u00e1ky a bav\u00ed se o tom, jak m\u00e1 kdo velk\u00e9ho nebo mal\u00e9ho \u0161ulina a kdo m\u00e1 sv\u011b\u0161enou prdel? Myslel jsem, \u017ee kdy\u017e \u010dlov\u011bk bude hr\u00e1t t\u0159et\u00ed ligu se star\u0161\u00edma kopa\u010dkama, tak z t\u00fdhle demence nadobro vypadne. M\u00fdlil jsem se\u2026 Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b se tam na\u0161ly cenn\u00e9 v\u00fdjimky, ale ty byly koneckonc\u016f i v dorosteneck\u00fd kabin\u011b. I d\u00edky nim jsem to nezabalil o n\u011bkolik let d\u0159\u00edv.
\nTys skon\u010dil pro\u010d? Srali t\u011b tren\u00e9\u0159i a ty sis cht\u011bl rad\u011bji \u010d\u00edst Holana?<\/p>\n

Kune\u0161<\/strong>: M\u011bl jsem k tomu takovou debiln\u00ed romantickou historku, kterou jsem \u010dasto opakoval. Jel jsem p\u0159ed zimn\u00ed p\u0159\u00edpravou na koncert Current 93 do Ben\u00e1tek a kdy\u017e jsem pak nastoupil do p\u0159\u00edpravy a vid\u011bl tam pr\u00e1v\u011b to, o \u010dem mluv\u00ed\u0161, tak jsem se oto\u010dil a \u0159ekl, \u017ee kon\u010d\u00edm. Ale asi to tak \u00fapln\u011b nebylo. Kdy\u017e de\u0161 hr\u00e1t fotbal, tak neprot\u0159ebuje\u0161 bandu filozof\u016f, p\u00e1\u010d v\u011bt\u0161inou stejn\u011b hrajou hovno. Ale sralo m\u011b u\u017e stra\u0161n\u011b moc v\u011bc\u00ed. Fakin bafu\u0148\u00e1\u0159stv\u00ed, mega sout\u011b\u017eiv\u00fd prost\u0159ed\u00ed a taky jsem vid\u011bl star\u0161\u00ed kluky kolem p\u011btadvaceti, jak obj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bj hostova\u010dky v diviz\u00edch a hrajou za deset litr\u016f, ale po\u0159\u00e1d sn\u00ed o velk\u00fd kari\u00e9\u0159e. Jasn\u011b, m\u016f\u017ee to vyj\u00edt jako Vardymu, ale Zl\u00edn nen\u00ed Leicester.<\/p>\n

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OuB\u00ed<\/strong>: To je dal\u0161\u00ed v\u011bc, kterou jsem zjistil ve t\u0159et\u00ed lize. Borci po t\u0159ic\u00edtce furt pendlovali mezi klubama v divizi nebo ve t\u0159et\u00ed lize, v lep\u0161\u00edm p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b \u0161li t\u0159eba do Znojma, kter\u00fd m\u011blo zrovna \u201eambici\u00f3zn\u00ed\u201d t\u00fdm. Za p\u016flroku byl frajer zp\u00e1tky v Krom\u011b\u0159\u00ed\u017ei a hr\u00e1l tam za dvacet litr\u016f m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dn\u011b s vidinou, \u017ee si ho zas v\u0161imne n\u011bkdo z t\u011bch lep\u0161\u00edch t\u00fdm\u016f, kter\u00fd cht\u011bj\u00ed hr\u00e1t o druhou\/prvn\u00ed ligu. Mohl jsem se mo\u017en\u00e1 kousnout, d\u00e1t dv\u011b sez\u00f3ny a modlit se, \u017ee vypadnu n\u011bkam do lep\u0161\u00edho, ale v t\u00fd dob\u011b m\u011b u\u017e prost\u011b fakin fotbal na sout\u011b\u017en\u00ed \u00farovni v\u016fbec nezaj\u00edmal. Mo\u017en\u00e1 byl trochu demotivuj\u00edc\u00ed i z\u00e1\u017eitek se zku\u0161en\u00fdm p\u0159\u00edr\u016fstkem v kabin\u011b Jardou \u0160vachem, se kter\u00fdm jsme jezdili po tr\u00e9ninku autem do Zl\u00edna. Ten do n\u00e1s nasolil hafo nechutn\u00fdch historek ze zl\u00ednsk\u00e9 kabiny. \u0158\u00edkal jsem si, \u017ee asi fakt nechci skon\u010dit na \u010dty\u0159i roky v kabin\u011b s n\u011bjakou obdobou Pennera, kter\u00fd jde ka\u017ed\u00fd den na tr\u00e9nink, fotbal u\u017e ho ani nebav\u00ed, a aby zabil nudu, tak si jde odpoledne zahr\u00e1t do kasina ruletu.
\nJakou jsi m\u011bl v kabin\u011b p\u0159ezd\u00edvku?<\/p>\n

Kune\u0161<\/strong>: No ujal se evergreen, o kter\u00fdm si u\u017e mluvil \u2013 sv\u011b\u0161ka, pan sv\u011b\u0161en\u00fd. Ta p\u0159ezd\u00edvka m\u011bla bejt asi ur\u00e1\u017eliv\u00e1, ale m\u011b se to n\u011bjak v\u016fbec nedot\u00fdkalo. Nech\u00e1pal jsem, co komu p\u0159ijde zaj\u00edmav\u00fdho na m\u00fd prdeli. Pak jsem jezdil na in-linech a poslouchal rap, tak\u017ee p\u0159i\u0161el dal\u0161\u00ed evergreen \u2013 fe\u0165\u00e1k. Na n\u00ed bylo zas vtipn\u00fd, \u017ee fe\u0165\u00e1ku mi \u0159ikali spoluhr\u00e1\u010di, kter\u00fd celkem pravideln\u011b \u0161\u0148upali piko, a nep\u0159i\u0161lo jim to divn\u00fd. Nejh\u016f\u0159 ale dopad m\u016fj spolu\u017e\u00e1k v \u017e\u00e1c\u00edch, kter\u00fdmu kluci \u0159\u00edkali \u017eilka nebo \u017eilina, proto\u017ee m\u011bl ob\u0159\u00ed \u017e\u00edlu na \u010dur\u00e1kovi. Skon\u010dilo to tak, \u017ee pak nechodil ani do sprch. Nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed sv\u00e1tek byl, kdy\u017e jsme hr\u00e1li proti \u017dilin\u011b a v\u0161ichni si mohli zaskandovat \u201ePome \u017dilina\u201c a stra\u0161n\u011b se sm\u00e1li a ukazovali si na n\u011bj prstem. D\u011btsk\u00fd kolektivy jsou ultrakrut\u00fd, to se m\u00e1lo \u0159e\u0161\u00ed. Ke v\u0161\u00ed t\u00fd sm\u016fle pracoval otec toho kluka jako popel\u00e1\u0159. Prost\u011b si za\u017eil stra\u0161n\u00fd psycho a douf\u00e1m, \u017ee je v pohod\u011b a v\u0161echno to n\u011bjak ust\u00e1l.
\nCo ty, jakous m\u011bl p\u0159ezd\u00edvku?<\/p>\n

Chcete si p\u0159e\u010d\u00edst v\u0161echny vesel\u00e9 historky z h\u0159i\u0161t\u011b i z kabiny? Kupte si za 89 korun n\u00e1\u0161 sborn\u00edk Dob\u0159e u\u017e bylo<\/a>.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Kune\u0161: Pro\u010ds vlastn\u011b p\u0159estal hr\u00e1t fotbal, bro? OuB\u00ed: V\u00ed\u0161, jak to je v dorosteneck\u00fdm fotbale, kdy p\u0159ijde\u0161 do kabiny a borci tam na sebe vytahujou \u010dur\u00e1ky a bav\u00ed se o tom, jak m\u00e1 kdo velk\u00e9ho nebo mal\u00e9ho \u0161ulina a kdo m\u00e1 sv\u011b\u0161enou prdel? Myslel jsem, \u017ee kdy\u017e \u010dlov\u011bk bude hr\u00e1t t\u0159et\u00ed ligu se star\u0161\u00edma kopa\u010dkama, … <\/p>\n

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