{"id":1147,"date":"2011-06-22T23:27:14","date_gmt":"2011-06-22T22:27:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=1147"},"modified":"2013-12-08T10:39:19","modified_gmt":"2013-12-08T09:39:19","slug":"si-sila","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=1147","title":{"rendered":"SI s\u00edla!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/2011\/06\/22\/si-sila\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/SI.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"367\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Pokud jste berl\u00ednsk\u00fd salonn\u00ed inteleku\u00e1l (a pokud nejste, tak co d\u011bl\u00e1te v Berl\u00edn\u011b?), m\u016f\u017eete bydlet v jedn\u00e9 ze t\u0159\u00ed \u010dtvrt\u00ed. Na prvn\u00edm m\u00edst\u011b je samoz\u0159ejm\u011b <strong>Mitte<\/strong>, co\u017e je \u010dtvr\u0165, kter\u00e1 m\u00e1 v\u0161echny cool o\u0161unt\u011bl\u00e9 kav\u00e1rni\u010dky se sojov\u00fdm latt\u00e9 a p\u0159ipojen\u00edm na internet a rozko\u0161n\u00e9 parky s rozlehl\u00fdmi tr\u00e1vn\u00edky (a co si budem pov\u00eddat, i Brandenburger Toa \u2013 to nen\u00ed chyba, to je foneticky).<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Na druh\u00e9m m\u00edst\u011b je <strong>Prenzlauer Berg<\/strong> (zde bydl\u00ed KZ), kter\u00fd je zn\u00e1m\u00fd t\u00edm, \u017ee je tu ten nejlep\u0161\u00ed ble\u0161\u00e1k v cel\u00e9m m\u011bst\u011b, v\u0161ichni, kdo se sem p\u0159ist\u011bhuj\u00ed, maj\u00ed brzy d\u00edt\u011b (a d\u011bti jsou v Berl\u00edn\u011b ohromn\u011b cool, proto\u017ee s nimi m\u016f\u017eete vysed\u00e1vat v cool kav\u00e1rni\u010dk\u00e1ch a p\u00edt latt\u00e9 a nebo se v\u00e1let v parku) a nav\u00edc je to odsud bl\u00edzko do Mitte. T\u0159et\u00ed m\u00edsto zast\u00e1v\u00e1 <strong>Friedrichshain<\/strong> (\u010di F-Hain), kde jsou trendy klub\u00edky a nechyb\u00ed ani kav\u00e1rni\u010dky a rozlehl\u00fd Volkspark se sochou <a href=\"http:\/\/memorialmuseums.net\/img\/cache\/ba0e376f4e7876badea77bfb0db73742_w800_h600.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">brigad\u00fdra tancuj\u00edc\u00edho breakdance<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Ale Mitte je prost\u011b Mitte, a to v\u00ed ka\u017ed\u00e9 SI\u010dko. Aby to bylo jasn\u00e9 i v\u00e1m, p\u0159edkl\u00e1d\u00e1m fam\u00f3zn\u00ed hymnu salonn\u00edch intelektu\u00e1l\u016f. \u010clenov\u00e9 gruppy <strong>The Durags<\/strong>, Crank Sinatra a Vanessa Parodie, v\u011bd\u00ed o \u010dem zp\u00edvaj\u00ed\u2026<\/p>\n<p>V\u0161echna zmi\u0148ovan\u00e1 m\u00edsta v\u00a0textu jsou re\u00e1ln\u00e1 a pln\u00e1 SI\u010dek.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"405\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Hy1bUaXZRIA\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<table class=\"MsoTableGrid\" style=\"border-collapse: collapse; border: none; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-yfti-tbllook: 480; mso-padding-alt: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-border-insideh: .5pt solid windowtext; mso-border-insidev: .5pt solid windowtext;\" border=\"1\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr style=\"mso-yfti-irow: 0; mso-yfti-firstrow: yes; mso-yfti-lastrow: yes;\">\n<td style=\"width: 230.3pt; border: solid windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt;\" width=\"307\" valign=\"top\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><strong>The Durags \u2013 Yeah yeah<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p>Das mein Hodensack so schwitzt<br \/>\nweil meine Hose so eng sitzt,<br \/>\ndas find ich stark,<br \/>\nich bin im Weinbergspark.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p>Das mir Milch im Schnauze h\u00e4ngt<br \/>\nUnd somit Blicke auf mich lenkt,<br \/>\nDas macht mich Stolz<br \/>\nIch bin im Oberholz<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p>Das ich Nachts kein Durchblick habe<br \/>\nWeil ich Sonnenbrille trage<br \/>\nDas find ich chick<br \/>\nIch bin im Pick Nick<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p>Keine Schuhe sind zu bunt<br \/>\nKeine Leggins ist zu grell<br \/>\nIch geh nachts ins White Trash<br \/>\nFinde den Justice halb fresh<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p>Denn ich bin retro cool und Mitte<br \/>\nWas will man mehr?<br \/>\nIch bin retro cool und Mitte<br \/>\nOh yeah yeah<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p>Was ist das f\u00fcr ein cooler boy<br \/>\nDer sieht aus wie Erlend \u00d8ye<br \/>\nDer verstehr was vom Trend<br \/>\nIch bin im WeekEnd<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p>Wir diskutieren \u00fcber Style<br \/>\nWir finden Trucker Cappies geil<br \/>\nWir finden Mainstream richtig schlimm<br \/>\nWir fahren ins Kim.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p>Ich finde seine Masche cool<br \/>\nEr findet meine Tasche cool<br \/>\nWir kommen langsam richtig nah<br \/>\nWir gehen ins Luxa.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p>Seine Schuhe sind echt bunt<br \/>\nMeine Leggins ist echt grell<br \/>\nIch geh nachts ins White Trash<br \/>\nWir sind retrosexuell<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<\/td>\n<td style=\"width: 230.3pt; border: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-left: none; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; padding: 0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt;\" width=\"307\" valign=\"top\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><strong>The Durags \u2013 J\u00e9 j\u00e9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p>\u0160ourek se mi pot\u00ed d\u011bsn\u011b<br \/>\nP\u00e1\u010d gat\u011b m\u00e1m nast\u0159elen\u00fd t\u011bsn\u011b<br \/>\nTo je teda v\u00e1\u017en\u011b s\u00edla<br \/>\nJsem ve Weinbergparku, moje mil\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p>Ml\u00edko namatlan\u00fd m\u00e1m na kn\u00edra<br \/>\nA proto na m\u011b ka\u017ed\u00fd z\u00edr\u00e1<br \/>\nR\u00e1d se ka\u017ed\u00e9mu p\u0159edvedu<br \/>\nJsem ve <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/2011\/05\/17\/svate-naddrevo\/\" target=\"_blank\">Svat\u00e9m Nadd\u0159evu<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p>To \u017ee v\u00a0noci vid\u00edm kulov\u00fd<br \/>\nP\u00e1\u010d m\u00e1m br\u00fdle slune\u010dn\u00ed a k\u016flov\u00fd<br \/>\nTo mi p\u0159ijde \u0161ik<br \/>\nJsem v\u00a0klubu Picknick<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p>\u017d\u00e1dn\u00fd boty mi nejsou dost barevn\u00fd<br \/>\n\u017d\u00e1dn\u00fd leg\u00edny mi nejp\u0159ijdou dost k\u0159iklav\u00fd<br \/>\nV\u00a0noci chod\u00edm do White Trash (<em>hip n\u00e1levny<\/em>)<br \/>\nKlub Justice je jen z\u00a0poloviny tak l\u00e1kav\u00fd<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p>Proro\u017ee jsem retro cool a Mitte<br \/>\nCo m\u016f\u017eem chct\u00edt v\u00edc?<br \/>\nJsem retro cool a Mitte<br \/>\n\u00d3 j\u00e9 j\u00e9<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p>Co je to za k\u016flovsk\u00fdho b\u00f3je<br \/>\nP\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1 mi Erlenda \u00d8ye<br \/>\nTen v\u00ed, co je to trend<br \/>\nJsem v\u00a0klubu Week-End<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p>Diskutujem o stylu<br \/>\nk\u0161iltovky uct\u00edv\u00e1me jako mohylu<br \/>\nMainstream n\u00e1m p\u0159ijde v\u00e1\u017en\u011b zlej<br \/>\nJedem do Kim klubu, d\u011bj se co d\u011bj<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p>Jeho styl mi p\u0159ijde cool<br \/>\nJemu p\u0159ijde moje kabelka cool.<br \/>\nA pomalu se sbli\u017eujeme<br \/>\nV\u00a0d\u00f6neru Luxa se na\u017eereme.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p>Jeho boty jsou fakt barevn\u00fd<br \/>\nBarvy m\u00fdch leg\u00edn jsou spektakul\u00e1rn\u00ed<br \/>\nJdeme do White Trash (<em>hip n\u00e1levny<\/em>)<br \/>\nJsme retrosexu\u00e1ln\u00ed<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><em>Zaposlouchejte se\u2026 Sly\u0161\u00edte v\u00a0pozad\u00ed to Prenzlauer Berg? Tak tady bydl\u00ed KZ!<\/em><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>P.S. Nen\u00ed v\u00edc sexy slova, ne\u017e rrretrro \u0159e\u010den\u00e9 s\u00a0n\u011bmeck\u00fdm p\u0159\u00edzvukem.<\/p>\n<p>P.P.S. V\u0161imn\u011bte si reprezentace berl\u00ednsk\u00e9ho hipstera:<br \/>\n&#8211; dready (aspo\u0148 vzadu)<br \/>\n&#8211; pejzy<br \/>\n&#8211; kn\u00edr (\u010di jin\u00fd podobn\u00fd biz\u00e1r sest\u0159ih vous\u016f)<br \/>\n&#8211; sportovn\u00ed oble\u010den\u00ed no\u0161en\u00e9 na denn\u00ed p\u0159\u00edle\u017eitosti<\/p>\n<p>Skute\u010dn\u011b v\u00e1m to nikoho nep\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1?<\/p>\n<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=1147\" send=\"true\" font=\"\"><\/fb:like><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pokud jste berl\u00ednsk\u00fd salonn\u00ed inteleku\u00e1l (a pokud nejste, tak co d\u011bl\u00e1te v Berl\u00edn\u011b?), m\u016f\u017eete bydlet v jedn\u00e9 ze t\u0159\u00ed \u010dtvrt\u00ed. Na prvn\u00edm m\u00edst\u011b je samoz\u0159ejm\u011b Mitte, co\u017e je \u010dtvr\u0165, kter\u00e1 m\u00e1 v\u0161echny cool o\u0161unt\u011bl\u00e9 kav\u00e1rni\u010dky se sojov\u00fdm latt\u00e9 a p\u0159ipojen\u00edm na internet a rozko\u0161n\u00e9 parky s rozlehl\u00fdmi tr\u00e1vn\u00edky (a co si budem pov\u00eddat, i Brandenburger &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=1147\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;SI s\u00edla!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[58,20,3,24],"tags":[57,26,76],"class_list":["post-1147","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ich-bin-berlin","category-pakultura","category-vagusuv-denik","category-videostop","tag-berlin","tag-kz","tag-salonni-intelektualove"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1147","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1147"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1147\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6370,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1147\/revisions\/6370"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}