{"id":11657,"date":"2023-08-30T08:20:37","date_gmt":"2023-08-30T07:20:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=11657"},"modified":"2023-08-30T08:20:37","modified_gmt":"2023-08-30T07:20:37","slug":"decin-galerie-problemu-sudet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=11657","title":{"rendered":"D\u011b\u010d\u00edn: Galerie probl\u00e9m\u016f Sudet"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u201eTy jsi nejlep\u0161\u00ed cig\u00e1n z D\u011b\u010d\u00edna, more!\u201c<\/em> oz\u00fdv\u00e1 se od vedlej\u0161\u00edho stolu, kde romsk\u00e1 parti\u010dka bezosty\u0161n\u011b kou\u0159\u00ed cigarety a pop\u00edj\u00ed p\u0159inesen\u00fd alkohol. R\u00e1dio bur\u00e1c\u00ed na celou hospodu a z druh\u00e9 strany v\u0161echno pobaven\u011b sleduj\u00ed n\u011bmeck\u00e9 vlakvedouc\u00ed, kter\u00e9 si kr\u00e1t\u00ed pracovn\u00ed pauzu sma\u017e\u00e1kem s bramborovou ka\u0161\u00ed. D\u011b\u010d\u00ednsk\u00e1 n\u00e1dra\u017eka v ned\u011bli odpoledne \u017eije jako nikdy.<\/p>\n

Galerie probl\u00e9m\u016f Sudet. Tak zn\u00ed kryc\u00ed n\u00e1zev v\u011bhlasn\u00e9 restaurace um\u00edst\u011bn\u00e9 na N\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed n\u00e1rodn\u00edho parku \u010cesk\u00e9 \u0160v\u00fdcarsko, tedy v \u017eelezni\u010dn\u00ed stanici D\u011b\u010d\u00edn. A tuto p\u0159ezd\u00edvku n\u00e1dra\u017eka nenese nadarmo. Krom\u011b j\u00eddelny v p\u0159\u00edzem\u00ed toti\u017e je\u0161t\u011b skr\u00fdv\u00e1 i bar na ochoze v prvn\u00edm pat\u0159e, kde se sv\u00e9ho \u010dasu sch\u00e1zela m\u00edstn\u00ed gal\u00e9rka. <\/p>\n

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Dnes je n\u00e1levna zav\u0159en\u00e1 a schody na galerii za\u0161p\u00e9rovan\u00e9 \u0159et\u011bzem. Pokud tedy chcete na toalety ukryt\u00e9 v prvn\u00edm pat\u0159e, mus\u00edte jej p\u0159ekro\u010dit. D\u011blaj\u00ed to tak v\u0161ichni. Kdybyste toti\u017e cht\u011bli na placen\u00fd z\u00e1chod na n\u00e1stupi\u0161ti, z\u00e1hy sezn\u00e1te, \u017ee jde jen o rafinovanou past na hejly. Desetikorunu automat se\u017eere, dve\u0159e neotev\u0159e. A kdy\u017e z\u0159\u00edzenec nep\u0159iklu\u0161e, nezb\u00fdv\u00e1 ne\u017e doj\u00edt a\u017e na konec per\u00f3nu a l\u00edstek uschovat na pam\u00e1tku.<\/p>\n

\u201eV\u0161e objednat u v\u00fd\u010depu, platba hotov\u011b nebo stravenky. Karty nebereme,\u201c hl\u00e1s\u00ed pasivn\u011b agresivn\u00ed cedule u pokladny. Budi\u017e. Ceny v d\u011b\u010d\u00ednsk\u00e9 n\u00e1dra\u017ece jsou na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed dostate\u010dn\u011b p\u0159\u00edzniv\u00e9 na to, abyste si vysta\u010dili i s hotovost\u00ed. B\u0159ez\u0148\u00e1k za 34 korun, gul\u00e1\u0161 s p\u011bti knedl\u00edky za 129. Sma\u017e\u00e1k s hranolky vyjde na 115+37, ale pozor, tatarku si mus\u00edte dokoupit v pytl\u00ed\u010dku. Najednou ta n\u011bmeck\u00e1 verze s ka\u0161\u00ed, a tedy vy\u0161\u0161\u00ed viskozitou, za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 d\u00e1vat ekonomick\u00fd smysl.<\/p>\n

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\u201eNechovej se jako \u010dtrn\u00e1ctilet\u00e1 holka! Vyku\u0159 mi \u010d\u016fr\u00e1ka, vole!\u201c<\/em> oz\u00fdv\u00e1 se od vedlej\u0161\u00edho stolu. N\u00e1s te\u010f ale zaj\u00edm\u00e1 \u00fapln\u011b jin\u00e1 v\u011bc. Vrac\u00edme se s kapit\u00e1nem Karl\u00ed\u010dkem a Milo Jan\u00e1\u010dem z t\u0159\u00eddenn\u00ed v\u011bdeck\u00e9 konference o pivu, kde n\u00e1m nap\u00e1lila kudrlinku mimo jin\u00e9 i kruci\u00e1ln\u00ed v\u00fdzkumn\u00e1 ot\u00e1zka: Pat\u0159\u00ed tv\u00e1\u0159 pivn\u00edho d\u011bdka na B\u0159ez\u0148\u00e1ku skute\u010dn\u011b Viktoru Cibichovi? N\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed badatel\u00e9 toti\u017e tvrd\u00ed, \u017ee pro ztoto\u017en\u011bn\u00ed nejportr\u00e9tovan\u011bj\u0161\u00edho \u010cecha s p\u0159ednostou velkob\u0159ezensk\u00e9ho n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed neexistuje \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd p\u0159\u00edm\u00fd d\u016fkaz. Celou z\u00e1hadu se asi nepoda\u0159\u00ed nikdy uspokojiv\u011b rozlu\u0161tit. V\u0161imli jste si ale, \u017ee pod plnovousem a majest\u00e1tn\u00ed ple\u0161\u00ed se skr\u00fdv\u00e1 obli\u010dej Leonarda DiCapria?<\/p>\n

Dop\u00e1trat se skute\u010dn\u00e9ho p\u016fvodu usm\u011bvav\u00e9ho chlap\u00edka na eitket\u00e1ch piva star\u00e9 \u0161koly z\u0159ejm\u011b je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bkolik generac\u00ed a v\u011bdeck\u00fdch sympozi\u00ed potrv\u00e1. Doufejme ale, \u017ee p\u0159inejmen\u0161\u00edm stejn\u011b tak dlouho bude trvat i sl\u00e1va d\u011b\u010d\u00ednsk\u00e9 n\u00e1dra\u017eky. I kdy\u017e samotn\u00e1 galerie probl\u00e9m\u016f Sudet je z provozn\u00edch d\u016fvod\u016f do\u010dasn\u011b zav\u0159en\u00e1.<\/p>\n

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