{"id":117,"date":"2009-01-26T16:22:27","date_gmt":"2009-01-26T15:22:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=117"},"modified":"2009-01-29T12:41:44","modified_gmt":"2009-01-29T11:41:44","slug":"kladno","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=117","title":{"rendered":"Kladno"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kladno, to je to m\u011bsto, a zdej\u0161\u00ed n\u00e1dra\u017eka m\u00e1 t\u00edm p\u00e1dem svoje kouzlo i kolem dev\u00e1t\u00e9 rann\u00ed v posledn\u00ed adventn\u00ed ned\u011bli.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--> Hned za dve\u0159mi v nose za\u0161t\u00edpe l\u00e9ta p\u011bstovan\u00fd rann\u00ed cigaretov\u00fd od\u00e9r. P\u016fsobiv\u00fd interi\u00e9r je kr\u00e1\u0161len t\u0159emi hrac\u00edmi automaty, poctiv\u00fdmi stoly bez ubrusu ale s popeln\u00edkem a kolem zm\u00edn\u011bn\u00e9 dev\u00e1t\u00e9 jedn\u00edm \u010di dv\u011bma \u0161tamgasty, jejich\u017e po\u010det ov\u0161em s ka\u017edou minutou strm\u011b nar\u016fst\u00e1. Plak\u00e1tov\u00e1 v\u00fdzdoba je oproti tomu dost mizern\u00e1, snad je\u0161t\u011b mizern\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e provizorn\u00ed pult s p\u00edpou, kter\u00e1 vyd\u00e1v\u00e1 jenom kru\u0161ky za devaten\u00e1ct.<\/p>\n<p>Za pultem vysed\u00e1v\u00e1 d\u00e1ma, kterou by Matou\u0161 nazval vyzobanou slune\u010dnic\u00ed. Kou\u0159\u00ed, listuje v\u010derej\u0161\u00edm Bleskem a d\u011bs\u00ed se cizinc\u016f. Objednan\u00fd \u010daj nen\u00ed dle on\u00e9 d\u00e1my ani \u010dern\u00fd, ale jenom oby\u010dejn\u00fd (jeho p\u016fvod tedy z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1 utajen), ale citron z pytl\u00edku a dva cukry dodaj\u00ed i n\u011bjakou, by\u0165 cukro-citronovou chu\u0165. Z pozorov\u00e1n\u00ed zakr\u00e1tko vyplyne, \u017ee jedin\u00e9 snadno p\u0159\u00edstupn\u00e9 po\u017eivatiny jsou pivo, rum a su\u0161enky vystaven\u00e9 na poli\u010dce za pultem, nejsp\u00ed\u0161 i pol\u00edvka avizovan\u00e1 k\u0159\u00eddou na tabuli je fake.<\/p>\n<p>Pro lep\u0161\u00ed p\u0159edstavu &#8211; prov\u011brka n\u00e1dra\u017en\u00edho za\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed prob\u011bhla nadvakr\u00e1t. Poprv\u00e9 jsme v lidupr\u00e1zdn\u00e9m lok\u00e1le dostali oby\u010dejn\u00fd \u010daj, podruh\u00e9 (o p\u016fl hodiny pozd\u011bji) n\u00e1s u\u017e ode dve\u0159\u00ed pozorovali \u0161tamgasti, co snad vyrostli rovnou z lavic, a najednou kur\u00e1\u017en\u00e1 serv\u00edrka n\u00e1m dal\u0161\u00ed \u010daj nemilosrdn\u011b zak\u00e1zala (je\u0161t\u011b ne\u017e n\u00e1s na n\u011bj v\u016fbec napadlo pomyslet).<\/p>\n<p>Zato jsme se mohli sezn\u00e1mit s m\u00edstn\u00edm pravideln\u00fdm osazenstvem (soud\u011b podle famili\u00e9rn\u00edch rozhovor\u016f s obsluhou): chlap\u00edkem v mont\u00e9rk\u00e1ch, co si bez opt\u00e1n\u00ed p\u0159ised\u00e1 k cizinc\u016fm a vykl\u00e1d\u00e1 jim strasti sv\u00e9ho byt\u00ed, a t\u011b\u017ek\u00fdm \u017eivotem poznamenanou divou ve st\u0159edn\u00edm v\u011bku, co s fanatick\u00fdm pohledem a \u017ev\u00e1rem v koutku l\u00e1duje do automatu jednu p\u011btku za druhou.<\/p>\n<p>Za samostatnou zm\u00ednku stoj\u00ed z\u00e1chody &#8211; aby toti\u017e host\u00e9 nemuseli absolvovat martyrium se smrdut\u00fdm hajzl\u00edkem s dve\u0159mi na mince, co je p\u0159\u00edstupn\u00fd v\u0161em oby\u010dejn\u00fdm cestuj\u00edc\u00edm, maj\u00ed n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvn\u00edci kladensk\u00e9<br \/>\nn\u00e1dra\u017eky speci\u00e1ln\u00ed kobku. Pravda, d\u00e1my a\u017e na v\u0161udyp\u0159\u00edtomn\u00e9 pavu\u010diny (ne po st\u011bn\u00e1ch, ale p\u0159es celou m\u00edstnost) celkem f\u00e1dn\u00ed, zato p\u00e1ni se mohou t\u011b\u0161it na klasick\u00fd \u017el\u00e1bek, pochopiteln\u011b vylep\u0161en\u00fd mnohalet\u00fdm pou\u017e\u00edv\u00e1n\u00edm.<\/p>\n<p>Prost\u011b p\u0159estupovat na Kladn\u011b a vynechat n\u00e1dra\u017eku by byla v\u011b\u010dn\u00e1 \u0161koda, a\u0165 u\u017e je den jakkoliv kr\u00e1tk\u00fd. Foto bude n\u011bkdy p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b.<\/p>\n<p>Atmosf\u00e9ra: * * * *<br \/>\nObsluha: * *<br \/>\nPivo: * * * * (teda za p\u0159edpokladu, \u017ee se neub\u00edraj\u00ed hv\u011bzdi\u010dky za Kru\u0161ky)<br \/>\nJ\u00eddlo: nen\u00ed jak\u00e9 hodnotit, serv\u00edrka zahl\u00e1sila, \u017ee ona teda nic neva\u0159\u00ed<br \/>\nHajzl\u00edky: * * *<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kladno, to je to m\u011bsto, a zdej\u0161\u00ed n\u00e1dra\u017eka m\u00e1 t\u00edm p\u00e1dem svoje kouzlo i kolem dev\u00e1t\u00e9 rann\u00ed v posledn\u00ed adventn\u00ed ned\u011bli.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[25],"class_list":["post-117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nadrazky","tag-terka"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=117"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}