{"id":11709,"date":"2023-10-11T08:40:25","date_gmt":"2023-10-11T07:40:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=11709"},"modified":"2023-10-11T08:41:13","modified_gmt":"2023-10-11T07:41:13","slug":"vlasim-bytnost-strojvudce-stolu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=11709","title":{"rendered":"Vla\u0161im: Bytnost strojv\u016fdce stolu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Leto\u0161n\u00ed l\u00e9to nep\u0159ineslo mnoho houba\u0159sk\u00fdch \u00falovk\u016f. Byl jsem smutn\u00fd. Pro p\u0159\u00edpra\u017esk\u00e9 houba\u0159en\u00ed mi str\u00fdc L\u00e1\u010fa doporu\u010dil v\u00fdlet k jist\u00e9 vesnici u Bene\u0161ova. Kamar\u00e1di vyjeli u\u017e ve sv\u011btle brzk\u00e9ho r\u00e1na, j\u00e1 se t\u00e1hl s housti\u010dkou a lahv\u00e1\u010dem o hodinu pozd\u011bji. V Bene\u0161ov\u011b prob\u00edhal festiv\u00e1lek parn\u00ed \u017eeleznice a podobn\u00e9ho \u0161otou\u0161stv\u00ed, ale nov\u011b otev\u0159en\u00e1 n\u00e1dra\u017eka byla staronov\u011b zav\u0159en\u00e1. Ale jen toho \u010dasu, jak jist\u011b \u010dten\u00e1\u0159 v\u00ed, tak se aktu\u00e1ln\u011b se t\u011b\u0161\u00ed dobr\u00e9mu zdrav\u00ed a je v provozu. Vyrazil jsem motor\u00e1\u010dkem sm\u011br Vla\u0161im. Doma\u0161\u00edn, zast\u00e1vka na znamen\u00ed. Tato signifikace jaksi nezafungovala, pro\u010de\u017e jsem skon\u010dil a\u017e ve Vla\u0161imi s omluvami pana strojv\u016fdce. A chyba v syst\u00e9mu m\u011bla n\u011bco do sebe, proto\u017ee vla\u0161imsk\u00e1 n\u00e1dra\u017eka je vskutku p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e1 z\u00e1le\u017eitost.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Vy\u0161el jsem z n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed a spat\u0159il ji. Lehce opr\u00fdskan\u00fd d\u016fm s cedul\u00ed Restaurace U N\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed. V jeho p\u0159\u00edzem\u00ed nal\u00e9z\u00e1m pohostinstv\u00ed i se zahr\u00e1dkou. Ta je toho \u010dasu zcela obsazena, je vedro, ale st\u00ednu je na n\u00ed pr\u00e1v\u011b dost. Vch\u00e1z\u00edm dovnit\u0159, rovn\u011b\u017e plno, sice je ned\u011ble, ale taky deset r\u00e1no. Za doch\u00e1zku a loajalitu tedy rovnou vypisuji diplom. Jako persona non grata se c\u00edt\u00edm zhruba dv\u011b vte\u0159iny, pak na m\u011b pad\u00e1 d\u011bd v umolousan\u00fdch mont\u00e9rk\u00e1ch a po noze mi st\u00e9k\u00e1 stru\u017eka Bran\u00edku. Beru to jako k\u0159est prov\u00e1zen\u00fd huhlavou omluvou \u010di po\u017eehn\u00e1n\u00edm a dobrosrde\u010dn\u00fdm sm\u00edchem m\u00edstn\u00edch vousat\u00fdch hlav. Dr\u017e\u00edm tedy krok a objedn\u00e1v\u00e1m si t\u00e9\u017e \u0159e\u010den\u00fd pivn\u00ed n\u00e1poj. I stravu byste zde na\u0161li, tedy v podob\u011b svat\u00e9 trojice utopenec, hermel\u00edn, tla\u010denka. Kam se usadit? Posledn\u00ed m\u00edsto je u takzvan\u00e9ho v\u00fd\u010depn\u00edho stolu, z\u0159ejm\u011b \u0161tamgastensk\u00e9ho.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/vlasim_02.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11711\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/vlasim_02.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/vlasim_02-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Pan\u00ed v\u00fd\u010depn\u00ed p\u0159ede m\u011b automaticky p\u0159edkl\u00e1d\u00e1 p\u016fllitrovou br\u00e1nu. Netv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed se ani p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 kysele, zdej\u0161\u00ed r\u00e1no je proslun\u011bn\u00e9. Rozmanit\u00ed spolustolovn\u00edci m\u011b bod\u0159e zdrav\u00ed, prav\u00edm, \u017ee jdu na houby. Oni zas, \u017ee tu sed\u00ed u\u017e od r\u00e1na a dokl\u00e1daj\u00ed tento fakt pr\u00e1zdn\u00fdmi pan\u00e1\u010dky, na houb\u00e1ch pr\u00fd byly u\u017e v p\u00e1tek r\u00e1no, p\u0159ed luf\u0165\u00e1ky. <em>\u201eJe to tady kulturn\u00ed centrum!\u201c<\/em> pov\u00edd\u00e1 mi pr\u00fd p\u0159\u00edsed\u00edc\u00ed m\u00edstn\u00ed zahradn\u00edk, zat\u00edmco po\u017eitk\u00e1\u0159sky potahuje z cigarety. Naproti mn\u011b, v \u010dele stolu, chv\u00edli p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00ed dal\u0161\u00ed \u0161tamgast v d\u017e\u00edsce a viz\u00e1\u017e\u00ed \u010dlena kapely Povod\u00ed Oh\u0159e. Reflexe p\u0159in\u00e1\u0161\u00ed ovoce, po chv\u00edli toti\u017e cel\u00e9mu lok\u00e1lu hlasit\u011b oznamuje <em>\u201eJ\u00e1 jsem strojv\u016fdce tohohle stolu!\u201c<\/em>. Uznale p\u0159ikyvuji a ostatn\u00ed kump\u00e1ni za\u010d\u00ednaj\u00ed nahlas ve sv\u011btle tohoto v\u00fdroku p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161let, jakou pozici sami zauj\u00edmaj\u00ed. <em>\u201eJ\u00e1 jsem poctiv\u00fd cestuj\u00edc\u00ed a pr\u016fzkumn\u00edk,\u201c<\/em> uzav\u00edr\u00e1m. <\/p>\n<p>Vz\u00e1jemn\u011b si takto sv\u00e1 m\u00edsta na sv\u011bt\u011b potvrzujeme, dop\u00edj\u00edm a s m\u00edstn\u00ed elitou zakon\u010dujeme posezen\u00ed malou zelenou. Kv\u016fli p\u0159ejet\u00e9 zast\u00e1vce se mi p\u016fvodn\u00ed strojv\u016fdce nejen omluvil, ale nab\u00eddl mi i svezen\u00ed zp\u011bt v strojv\u016fd\u010d\u00edm kamrl\u00edku onoho vla\u0161imsk\u00e9ho cour\u00e1ku. Adekv\u00e1tn\u011b zavla\u017een, vybaven Bran\u00edkem na cestu, tak vstupuji do kabiny a vyr\u00e1\u017e\u00edm. \u017de vla\u0161im\u0161t\u00ed \u0161tamgasti houby nejsp\u00ed\u0161 u\u017e d\u00e1vno vysb\u00edrali, se dozv\u00edd\u00e1m a\u017e pozd\u011bji, ale nepl\u00e1\u010du. Na\u0161el jsem n\u011bco lep\u0161\u00edho.<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-11709 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/vlasim_01.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/vlasim_01-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/vlasim_01-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/vlasim_01-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/vlasim_02.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/vlasim_02-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/vlasim_02-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/vlasim_02-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/vlasim_03.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/vlasim_03-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/vlasim_03-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/vlasim_03-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Leto\u0161n\u00ed l\u00e9to nep\u0159ineslo mnoho houba\u0159sk\u00fdch \u00falovk\u016f. Byl jsem smutn\u00fd. Pro p\u0159\u00edpra\u017esk\u00e9 houba\u0159en\u00ed mi str\u00fdc L\u00e1\u010fa doporu\u010dil v\u00fdlet k jist\u00e9 vesnici u Bene\u0161ova. Kamar\u00e1di vyjeli u\u017e ve sv\u011btle brzk\u00e9ho r\u00e1na, j\u00e1 se t\u00e1hl s housti\u010dkou a lahv\u00e1\u010dem o hodinu pozd\u011bji. V Bene\u0161ov\u011b prob\u00edhal festiv\u00e1lek parn\u00ed \u017eeleznice a podobn\u00e9ho \u0161otou\u0161stv\u00ed, ale nov\u011b otev\u0159en\u00e1 n\u00e1dra\u017eka byla staronov\u011b zav\u0159en\u00e1. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=11709\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Vla\u0161im: Bytnost strojv\u016fdce stolu&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[97],"class_list":["post-11709","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nadrazky","tag-hochficht"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11709","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11709"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11709\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11714,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11709\/revisions\/11714"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11709"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11709"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11709"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}