\u0160\u00ed\u0159\u00ed se to jako n\u011bjak\u00e1 choroba. A je\u0161t\u011b k tomu s \u00fapln\u011b kokotsk\u00fdm jm\u00e9nem. Kom\u00e1nkov\u00e1 u\u017e asi chud\u011bra chyt\u00e1 D\u011bdkovy man\u00fdry, kdy\u017e je schopn\u00e1 takov\u00e9 zhovadilosti v\u011bnovat v Reflexu cel\u00e9 t\u0159i str\u00e1nky. A copak \u017ee to tu vlastn\u011b tentokr\u00e1t m\u00e1me?<\/p>\n
Pokud v\u00e1m to je\u0161t\u011b uniklo, tak Facebook je takov\u00e1 internetov\u00e1 komunitn\u00ed s\u00ed\u0165. Jsou na n\u00ed skoro v\u0161ichni a je to pr\u00fd hrozn\u011b u\u017eite\u010dn\u00e9 a k\u016fl a \u0161ik a in. V\u0161ichni se tam d\u011bsn\u011b kamar\u00e1d\u00ed a pr\u00fd je to super, kdy\u017e t\u0159eba m\u00e1te n\u011bkoho na druh\u00e9 stran\u011b sv\u011bta nebo kdy\u017e jste n\u011bkoho dlouho nevid\u011bli. Tolik teorie. V praxi to vypad\u00e1 asi tak, \u017ee v\u00e1s budou imrv\u00e9re otravovat lidi, kte\u0159\u00ed se knjazv\u00edpro\u010d pova\u017euj\u00ed za va\u0161e p\u0159\u00e1tele. D\u00e1le v\u00e1m tato geni\u00e1ln\u00ed aplikace nab\u00edz\u00ed \u0159adu vychytan\u00fdch her, kup\u0159\u00edkladu sout\u011b\u017e v kop\u00e1n\u00ed lid\u00ed do prdele. Vskutku plodn\u011b str\u00e1ven\u00fd \u010das. A v neposledn\u00ed \u0159ad\u011b si tam taky m\u016f\u017eete nahr\u00e1vat fotky. To se fakt hod\u00ed, kdy\u017e v\u00e1m pak na n\u011b m\u016f\u017eou vid\u011bt i v\u0161ichni ti va\u0161i zv\u011bdav\u00ed kamar\u00e1d\u00ed\u010dci, kter\u00e9 byste nejrad\u0161i taky nakopali do prdele.<\/p>\n
Kdy\u017e m\u00e1m n\u011bjakou kontemplativn\u011b filosofickou n\u00e1ladu, ob\u010das p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00edm o tom, jestli v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed \u010d\u00e1st u\u017eivatel\u016f tohoto z\u00e1zraku tvo\u0159\u00ed \u0161m\u00edr\u00e1ci permanentn\u011b \u0161oun\u00edc\u00ed ciz\u00ed profily, nebo exhibicionist\u00e9, kte\u0159\u00ed si naopak sv\u016fj profil neust\u00e1le vylep\u0161uj\u00ed r\u00e1doby vtipn\u00fdmi hl\u00e1\u0161kami o sv\u00e9 moment\u00e1ln\u00ed n\u00e1lad\u011b a fotkami vesm\u011bs mizern\u00e9 kvality i v\u00fdpov\u011bdn\u00ed hodnoty. Jedno ale v\u00edm jist\u011b. Jestli m\u011b v hospod\u011b n\u011bco dok\u00e1\u017ee vyto\u010dit je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edc ne\u017e salonn\u00ed intelektu\u00e1l, tak je to salonn\u00ed intelektu\u00e1l, jen\u017e fot\u00ed mobilem sv\u00e9 vysm\u00e1t\u00e9 kamar\u00e1dy s pivem v jedn\u00e9 ruce a s holkou ve druh\u00e9. A \u00fapln\u011b nejv\u00edc m\u011b nasere salonn\u00ed intelektu\u00e1l, kter\u00fd p\u0159i vykon\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed v\u00fd\u0161e zm\u00edn\u011bn\u00fdch \u010dinnost\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b vy\u0159v\u00e1v\u00e1, \u017ee to hned z\u00edtra nahraje na Facebook. Sodoma Gomora. Nebo sp\u00ed\u0161 Bitola Maribor Rijeka Nik\u0161i\u0107 Zenica Bor, \u0159ekl by knjaz Milo\u0161.<\/p>\n
Nedosti na tom. Kdy\u017e se sv\u00fdm kamar\u00e1d\u016fm sna\u017e\u00edte v\u00fd\u0161e zm\u00edn\u011bn\u00e9 d\u016fvody vysv\u011btlit, je\u0161t\u011b v\u00e1m \u0159eknou, \u017ee mus\u00edte j\u00edt s dobou a \u017ee nejste otev\u0159en\u00ed zm\u011bn\u00e1m. Tak j\u00e1 v\u00e1m n\u011bco pov\u00edm, vy chytr\u00e1ci. Nejv\u00edc otev\u0159en\u00e1 bude brzo va\u0161e prdel, na kterou si knjaz u\u017e brous\u00ed sukovici.<\/p>\n
P. S.: Jo, jsme tam taky. A dokonce m\u00e1me i svou skupinu V\u00e1gus.cz. Dob\u0159e n\u00e1m tak.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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