{"id":1353,"date":"2011-08-30T07:18:50","date_gmt":"2011-08-30T06:18:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=1353"},"modified":"2015-09-23T08:39:15","modified_gmt":"2015-09-23T07:39:15","slug":"lyssa-na-dlabem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=1353","title":{"rendered":"Lyssa na Dlabem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/2011\/08\/30\/lyssa-na-dlabem\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/lyssa_vstup.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Byl posedn\u00ed hork\u00fd den tohoto l\u00e9ta, kdy\u017e se NP a KZ rozhodli, \u017ee se pojedou vykoupat n\u011bkam za Prahu. KZ cht\u011bla jet autem, zat\u00edmco ekomaniak NP se klonil k vlaku a l\u00e1kal: &#8220;<em>Pojedeme p\u0159es Lysou nad Labem, tam je legend\u00e1rn\u00ed n\u00e1dra\u017eka, ve kter\u00e9 usnulo i Veli\u010denstvo<\/em>.&#8221; A proto\u017ee KZ reaguje na sv\u011btlo a na j\u00eddlo, jelo se vlakem. V Lys\u00e9 bylo 15 minut na p\u0159estup, KZ cht\u011bla p\u00e1rek, NP zase pivo, tak jejich kroky sm\u011b\u0159ovaly neomyln\u011b k n\u00e1pisu RESTAURACE.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->&#8220;<em>N\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9<\/em>!,&#8221; zavyl NP, kdy\u017e p\u0159es v\u00e1pnem poc\u00e1k\u00e1n\u00e1 okna hled\u011bl na hrom\u00e1dky suti a mal\u00ed\u0159sk\u00e9 \u0161t\u011btky roztrou\u0161n\u00e9 po m\u00edstnosti, kter\u00e1 kdysi ke sp\u00e1nku ukol\u00e9bala i zdatn\u00e9 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/tag\/velicenstvo\/\" target=\"_blank\">Veli\u010denstvo<\/a>. Ano, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=121\" target=\"_blank\">n\u00e1dra\u017eka v Lys\u00e9<\/a> je zav\u0159ena. NPho o\u010di se zalily slzami, rozt\u0159\u00e1sla se mu brada, kdy\u017e v tom vy\u0161el na per\u00f3n v\u00fdprav\u010d\u00ed. NP se k n\u011bmu vrhl rozhodnut zjistit, pro\u010d by n\u011bkdo zav\u00edral tak epesn\u00ed n\u00e1dra\u017eku.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>V\u00edte, vono je to asi dob\u0159e<\/em>,&#8221; m\u00ednil v\u00fdprav\u010d\u00ed, zat\u00edmco na n\u011bj NP nech\u00e1pav\u011b z\u00edral. &#8220;<em>Ten, co mu to d\u0159\u00edv pat\u0159ilo, m\u011bl p\u0159ezd\u00edvku Chemik! Kdy\u017e mu gul\u00e1\u0161 za\u010dal kvasit, roz\u0159edil to, p\u0159eva\u0159il a zase to sev\u00edroval. Jednou jsem si ho dal<\/em>&#8230;&#8221; dodal temn\u011b. Pak uklidnil NPho, \u017ee n\u00e1dra\u017eku m\u00e1 zase v dohledn\u00e9 dob\u011b otev\u0159\u00edt &#8220;<em>n\u011bjakej mladej<\/em>&#8220;. NP se \u00falevou m\u00e1lem sesunul na per\u00f3n.<\/p>\n<p>La\u010dn\u00e1 KZ \u010dmuchala po okol\u00ed a krom\u011b mal\u00e9ho pek\u00e1rensk\u00e9ho st\u00e1nku s nab\u00eddkou celozrnn\u00fdch (sic!) v\u011btrn\u00edk\u016f p\u0159\u00edmo na n\u00e1stupi\u0161ti zmer\u010dila d\u0159ev\u011bnou boudi\u010dku asi 50 metr\u016f od n\u00e1dra\u017en\u00ed budovy, s t\u00edm, \u017ee p\u00e1rek prost\u011b bude, i kdyby ho m\u011bla ba\u0161tit ve vlaku. &#8220;<em>Nebojte<\/em>,&#8221; m\u011bl v\u00fdprav\u010d\u00ed dobr\u00e9 zpr\u00e1vy i pro KZ, &#8220;<em>vlak na \u00dast\u00ed bude m\u00edt asi 10 minut zpo\u017ed\u011bn\u00ed<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>Co to bude, sle\u010dny<\/em>?,&#8221; pozdravila mlad\u00e1 blon\u010fat\u00e1 v\u00fd\u010depn\u00ed NPho a KZ. KZ uvedla na pravou m\u00edru NPho pohlav\u00ed a objednala pivo Rohozec, limon\u00e1du \u010dervenou a p\u00e1rek kosteleck\u00fd. Rozm\u011bry p\u00e1rku KZ mile p\u0159ekvapily a ji\u017e ch\u00e1pala, \u017ee pan\u00ed, co serv\u00edruje takov\u00e9to p\u00e1rky, jen tak ka\u017ed\u00e9mu mu\u017estv\u00ed nep\u0159izn\u00e1. \u010cas ale tla\u010dil, a tak NP a KZ tla\u010dili p\u00e1rky a tekutiny do hlavy na p\u0159ilehl\u00e9 zahr\u00e1dce sledovan\u00ed m\u00edstn\u00edm osazenstvem: zdvo\u0159il\u00fdm trampem, kter\u00fd NP a KZ uv\u00edtal v zahr\u00e1dce bodr\u00fdm &#8220;<em>Dobr\u00fd den<\/em>!&#8221;, chlapem s berlou, co ji narval NPmu t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 do ka\u017ed\u00e9ho z\u00e1b\u011bru, a zdun\u011bn\u00fdm otrapou, kter\u00fd nutil v\u00fd\u010depn\u00ed, aby mu zavolala tax\u00edka, co\u017e neboh\u00e1 \u017eena skute\u010dn\u011b u\u010dinila a taxik\u00e1\u0159 ji notn\u011b vyfuckoval.<\/p>\n<p>Pak bleskurychle vyrazili na n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed (NP a KZ, nikoli podez\u0159el\u00e9 osazenstvo), aby stihli p\u0159\u00edpoj. Le\u010d slibovan\u00e9 zpo\u017ed\u011bn\u00ed se nekonalo a vlak bohapust\u011b ujel a dokonce v\u010das, co\u017e je u \u010cesk\u00fdch drah jev nev\u00eddan\u00fd! NP za\u010dal neobvykle siln\u011b pi\u010dovat, zat\u00edmco KZ uspokojena olb\u0159\u00edm\u00edm p\u00e1rkem s klidem vyrazila na stopa, aby z koupa\u010dky je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bco bylo.<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-1353 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/lyssa_zepredu.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/lyssa_zepredu-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/lyssa_nabidka.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/lyssa_nabidka-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/lyssa_vstup.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/lyssa_vstup-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/lyssa_gril.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/lyssa_gril-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/lyssa_pivo.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/lyssa_pivo-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/lyssa_pivo-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/lyssa_pivo-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/lyssa_pivo.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/lyssa_parek.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/lyssa_parek-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/lyssa_nehty.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/lyssa_nehty-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/lyssa_zezadu.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/lyssa_zezadu-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/lyssa_akce.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/lyssa_akce-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><strong>Atmosf\u00e9ra<\/strong>: * * *<br \/>\n<strong>Obsluha<\/strong>: * * * (plete si pohlav\u00ed)<br \/>\n<strong>Pivo<\/strong>: * * *<br \/>\n<strong>J\u00eddlo<\/strong>: * * * * (rozm\u011brn\u00e9)<br \/>\n<strong>Hajzl\u00edky<\/strong>: Hajzl byl p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm ten v\u00fdprav\u010d\u00ed!<\/p>\n<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/2011\/08\/30\/lyssa-na-dlabem\/\" send=\"true\" font=\"\"><\/fb:like><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Byl posedn\u00ed hork\u00fd den tohoto l\u00e9ta, kdy\u017e se NP a KZ rozhodli, \u017ee se pojedou vykoupat n\u011bkam za Prahu. KZ cht\u011bla jet autem, zat\u00edmco ekomaniak NP se klonil k vlaku a l\u00e1kal: &#8220;Pojedeme p\u0159es Lysou nad Labem, tam je legend\u00e1rn\u00ed n\u00e1dra\u017eka, ve kter\u00e9 usnulo i Veli\u010denstvo.&#8221; A proto\u017ee KZ reaguje na sv\u011btlo a na j\u00eddlo, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=1353\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Lyssa na Dlabem&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[26],"class_list":["post-1353","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nadrazky","tag-kz"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1353","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1353"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1353\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8311,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1353\/revisions\/8311"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}