{"id":165,"date":"2009-03-23T11:37:13","date_gmt":"2009-03-23T10:37:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=165"},"modified":"2010-04-06T08:01:28","modified_gmt":"2010-04-06T07:01:28","slug":"grand-kundonyon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=165","title":{"rendered":"Grand Kundonyon"},"content":{"rendered":"

D\u00edlko honos\u00edc\u00ed se t\u00edmto podivn\u00fdm n\u00e1zvem je dal\u0161\u00edm liter\u00e1rn\u00edm z\u00e1\u0159ezem b\u00fdval\u00e9ho zp\u011bv\u00e1ka Jana C\u00e9zara, naposledy pokou\u0161ej\u00edc\u00edho sv\u00e9 \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed beletrizac\u00ed televizn\u00edch \u010cetnick\u00fdch humoresek<\/em>. Knihu mi v\u011bnoval k narozenin\u00e1m Haimi a ji\u017e u stolu na ni zavl\u00e1dly rozd\u00edln\u00e9 n\u00e1zory. Poj\u010fme se tedy na tento kontroverzn\u00ed titul Hamleta \u010desk\u00e9ho popu pod\u00edvat trochu bl\u00ed\u017ee.<\/p>\n

\u00davodem mal\u00e1 omluva, \u017ee mi d\u00edlo o n\u011bjak\u00fdch 200 str\u00e1nk\u00e1ch zabralo skoro m\u011bs\u00edc. S hr\u016fzou jsem toti\u017e zjistil, \u017ee se ned\u00e1 \u010d\u00edst nikde jinde ne\u017e v no\u010dn\u00ed tramvaji ve stavu tot\u00e1ln\u00ed otup\u011blosti. Autor s t\u00edm ale z\u0159ejm\u011b po\u010d\u00edt\u00e1, nebo\u0165 uprost\u0159ed knihy povzbuzuje sv\u00e9 \u010dten\u00e1\u0159e slovy:<\/p>\n

Jak se zab\u00edj\u00ed srdcem. To jste cht\u011bli v\u011bd\u011bt, proto\u017ee jste citliv\u00ed. Ne\u0159\u00edkejte, \u017ee nejste. Jinak byste nedo\u010detli a\u017e sem.<\/em><\/p>\n

I zam\u00e1\u010dkl jsem slzu a C\u00e9zar\u016fv opus do\u010detl. Nebyl to lehk\u00fd boj. Rom\u00e1n z prost\u0159ed\u00ed pra\u017esk\u00e9ho polosv\u011bta devades\u00e1t\u00fdch let pln\u00fd a\u017e zbyte\u010dn\u011b konkr\u00e9tn\u00edch nar\u00e1\u017eek, postav s velice origin\u00e1ln\u00edmi jm\u00e9ny, autorov\u00fdch mor\u00e1ln\u00edch soud\u016f a r\u00e1dobyvtipn\u00fdch pozn\u00e1mek by se mo\u017en\u00e1 m\u011bl prod\u00e1vat jen p\u0159i p\u0159edlo\u017een\u00ed zbrojn\u00edho pasu. K tomu p\u0159idejte jazyk pln\u00fd metafor a p\u0159irovn\u00e1n\u00ed, nad kter\u00fdmi patrn\u011b autor p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161lel ka\u017ed\u00fd den p\u0159i rann\u00ed toalet\u011b (asi nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edm z\u00e1chv\u011bvem kreativity je zde v\u011bta jen pouh\u00e9 slovo nepotismus<\/em> v n\u011bm ihned vyvolalo asociaci nep\u0159irozen\u011b vyholen\u00e9ho \u017eensk\u00e9ho podpa\u017ed\u00ed<\/em>). Nakonec se bl\u00ed\u017e\u00edte k d\u011bsiv\u00e9mu proz\u0159en\u00ed, \u017ee Jan C\u00e9zar je z\u0159ejm\u011b lep\u0161\u00ed zp\u011bv\u00e1k ne\u017e liter\u00e1t.<\/p>\n

Na knize je zaj\u00edmav\u00e1 je\u0161t\u011b jedna v\u011bc, a to je obrovsk\u00e1 kvalitativn\u00ed nevyv\u00e1\u017eenost jednotliv\u00fdch kapitol. Zat\u00edmco \u010d\u00e1sti z prost\u0159ed\u00ed podloudn\u00fdch k\u0161eft\u016f a postnormaliza\u010dn\u00ed popov\u00e9 sc\u00e9ny m\u00e1 Honza C\u00e9zar evidentn\u011b od\u017eit\u00e9, u frivoln\u011bj\u0161\u00edch pas\u00e1\u017e\u00ed popisuj\u00edc\u00edch mezilidsk\u00e9 vztahy se mi cht\u011blo bre\u010det. Erotick\u00e9 sc\u00e9ny prokl\u00e1dan\u00e9 filosofov\u00e1n\u00edm ve stylu D. H. Lawrence jsou skute\u010dnou lah\u016fdkou pro masochisty a daj\u00ed se ve zdrav\u00ed p\u0159e\u017e\u00edt jen za neust\u00e1l\u00e9ho prokl\u00e1d\u00e1n\u00ed studenou sprchou.<\/p>\n

Zd\u00e1n\u00ed velk\u00e9ho d\u00edla ur\u010den\u00e9ho n\u00e1ro\u010dn\u00fdm \u010dten\u00e1\u0159\u016fm se Jan C\u00e9zar sna\u017e\u00ed navodit tak\u00e9 zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00edm grafick\u00fdm prvkem: pozn\u00e1mkami pod \u010darou. Jestli\u017ee v n\u011bkter\u00fdch v\u011bdeck\u00fdch publikac\u00edch se vyplat\u00ed \u010d\u00edst pouze pozn\u00e1mkov\u00fd apar\u00e1t kv\u016fli d\u016fle\u017eit\u00fdm odkaz\u016fm, zde to plat\u00ed dvojn\u00e1sob. Skr\u00fdvaj\u00ed se v n\u011bm toti\u017e ty nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed perly. Nap\u0159\u00edklad moudro, ze kter\u00e9ho pochop\u00edte, pro\u010d to Honza v hudebn\u00ed bran\u017ei nedot\u00e1hl d\u00e1l ne\u017e k Vizitce<\/em>:<\/p>\n

“Tady je m\u00edn\u011bna skupina Pink Floyd, jako nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed le\u017e rocku 20. stolet\u00ed. Velc\u00ed jen svou nabub\u0159elost\u00ed, hudebn\u00edm obsahem v\u0161ak du\u0161evn\u00ed nah\u00e1\u010di. Vytv\u00e1\u0159ej\u00ed velk\u00e9, r\u00e1doby symfonick\u00e9 plochy, ale ty plochy jsou tak zoufale pr\u00e1zdn\u00e9, \u017ee vedle Smetany a Dvo\u0159\u00e1ka zn\u00ed jako Ko\u010dka leze d\u00edrou, pes oknem<\/em>.”<\/p>\n

Pan liter\u00e1t patrn\u011b nezaregistroval, kter\u00e1 p\u00edse\u0148 obla\u017euje jeho u\u0161i ve Smetanov\u011b Vltav\u011b, akor\u00e1t p\u0159epsan\u00e1 do mollov\u00e9 t\u00f3niny.<\/p>\n

Na C\u00e9zarovi je fascinuj\u00edc\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b jedna v\u011bc, a to je jeho l\u00e1ska k francouzsk\u00e9mu jazyku, kter\u00fd v\u0161ak pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b v\u016fbec neovl\u00e1d\u00e1. Nezaznamenal jsem snad jedin\u00e9 slov\u00ed\u010dko, kter\u00e9 by bylo naps\u00e1no bezchybn\u011b. Zato se m\u016f\u017eeme setkat s novotvary jako butique<\/em>, cologne de eau<\/em>, parlevois Jacques<\/em>, a majitel\u00e9 vietnamsk\u00fdch st\u00e1nk\u016f u\u017e jist\u011b Honzovi pos\u00edlaj\u00ed d\u011bkovn\u00e9 dopisy za n\u00e1pad na kabelky Luis Voutton<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed bombu si ale autor nechal a\u017e na z\u00e1v\u011br, kde se v\u0161ichni hrdinov\u00e9 potk\u00e1vaj\u00ed na prezidentsk\u00e9 recepci. Tro\u0161ku mi to p\u0159ipomn\u011blo Mistryho K\u0159ehkou rovnov\u00e1hu<\/em>, kde se taky osudy v\u0161ech postav nakonec protnou v jednom velk\u00e9m pr\u016fseru. V Grand Kundonyonu<\/em> v\u0161ak vst\u0159\u00edc pr\u016fseru kr\u00e1\u010d\u00ed s\u00e1m autor, kdy\u017e v posledn\u00edm odstavci p\u0159izn\u00e1, \u017ee cel\u00fd jeho opus je vlastn\u011b jen rom\u00e1nem z \u010derven\u00e9 knihovny. Takovou fale\u0161nou skromnost bych od V\u00e1s opravdu ne\u010dekal, Mist\u0159e.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

D\u00edlko honos\u00edc\u00ed se t\u00edmto podivn\u00fdm n\u00e1zvem je dal\u0161\u00edm liter\u00e1rn\u00edm z\u00e1\u0159ezem b\u00fdval\u00e9ho zp\u011bv\u00e1ka Jana C\u00e9zara, naposledy pokou\u0161ej\u00edc\u00edho sv\u00e9 \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed beletrizac\u00ed televizn\u00edch \u010cetnick\u00fdch humoresek. Knihu mi v\u011bnoval k narozenin\u00e1m Haimi a ji\u017e u stolu na ni zavl\u00e1dly rozd\u00edln\u00e9 n\u00e1zory. Poj\u010fme se tedy na tento kontroverzn\u00ed titul Hamleta \u010desk\u00e9ho popu pod\u00edvat trochu bl\u00ed\u017ee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[12],"class_list":["post-165","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pakultura","tag-npyrin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=165"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}