{"id":171,"date":"2009-03-04T11:34:22","date_gmt":"2009-03-04T10:34:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=171"},"modified":"2009-03-03T15:35:05","modified_gmt":"2009-03-03T14:35:05","slug":"vesele-vino-chi-chi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=171","title":{"rendered":"Vesel\u00e9 v\u00edno&#8230; chi chi!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Padlo mi do oka u chladni\u010dky s pivem v Bille. Vesel\u00e9 v\u00edno. \u010cerven\u00e9 a b\u00edl\u00e9, \u00fahledn\u011b zabaleno ve 2dcl hlin\u00edkov\u00e9 plechovce jak spo\u0159\u00edlkova Coca-Cola. \u010c\u016f\u010do v krabici i PET fla\u0161ce u\u017e nikoho nerozhod\u00ed, ale tohle? Zpr\u00e1va o takov\u00e9 zvr\u00e1cenosti mus\u00ed b\u00fdt roz\u0161\u00ed\u0159ena mezi v\u00e1gus\u00e1ckou subkulturu. <\/p>\n<p><!--more-->I po\u0159\u00eddil jsem \u00fahlednou \u010dervenou plechovku s n\u00e1pisem Happy Wine \u2013 Cabernet Sauvignon, donesl dom\u016f a chv\u00edli se ji kochal. Vyrobeno v It\u00e1lii (della Venezia, pr\u00fd), st\u00e1\u010dej\u00ed vinn\u00e9 sklepy v Pru\u0161\u00e1nk\u00e1ch. Fuj, to bude dobrota. Po otev\u0159en\u00ed se ozvalo charakteristick\u00e9 zasy\u010den\u00ed a j\u00e1 se lekl,\u017ee ke v\u0161emu to je\u0161t\u011b bude \u010d\u016f\u010do \u0161umiv\u00e9. Nebylo. \u010cerven\u00fd obsah se uk\u00e1z\u00e1l b\u00fdt polosladk\u00fdm (sic!) v\u00ednem s prudce v\u00e1gus\u00e1ck\u00fdm aromatem zral\u00e9ho s\u00fdra a kovov\u00e9 plechovky (p\u0159ekvapiv\u011b). Kupodivu sch\u00e1zela ona trpkost typick\u00e1 pro \u010cervenou Poezii a jej\u00ed sest\u0159enku Kl\u00e1\u0161tornou Sviecu, polosladk\u00e1 b\u0159e\u010dka m\u011bla sp\u00ed\u0161 knedl\u00edkovou dochu\u0165 a do krku klouzala jak tepl\u00e1 vincentka. Po polovin\u011b plechovky jsem seznal, \u017ee povinnostem v\u00e1gus\u00e1ck\u00e9ho investigativce bylo u\u010din\u011bno zadost, a zbyl\u00fd obsah za st\u00e1l\u00e9ho m\u00edch\u00e1n\u00ed odeslal potrub\u00edm do bl\u00edzk\u00e9 \u010disti\u010dky.<br \/>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-171 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?attachment_id=172'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/happywine01-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?attachment_id=173'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/happywine02-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?attachment_id=174'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/happywine03-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<br \/>\nTo nejd\u016fle\u017eit\u011bj\u0161\u00ed jsem si nechal na z\u00e1v\u011br, a proto se pevn\u011b dr\u017ete, p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9. Ta obskurn\u011b zabalen\u00e1 \u0161\u0165\u00e1va st\u00e1la 30,- k\u010d, tj. sumu odpov\u00eddaj\u00edc\u00ed 1,5 litru standartn\u00edho \u010d\u016f\u010da v tetrapaku. Sukovici, mor a socany na v\u00e1s, vy nena\u017eran\u00ed m\u00edcha\u010di b\u0159e\u010dky! Zabal\u00edte to do neekologick\u00e9 plechov\u00e9 piksly a l\u00e1k\u00e1te neboh\u00e9 zv\u011bdavce chtiv\u00e9 trochy dekadence! V\u0161ak on v\u00e1m to knjaz spo\u010d\u00edt\u00e1, vy vyd\u0159idu\u0161i z Pru\u0161\u00e1nek.  <\/p>\n<p>P.S.: P\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b se m\u016f\u017eete t\u011b\u0161it na to, jak se \u017ealudek neohro\u017en\u00e9ho report\u00e9ra utk\u00e1 s  \u201epivem V\u00edt\u011bzstv\u00ed\u201c Tesco Beer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Padlo mi do oka u chladni\u010dky s pivem v Bille. Vesel\u00e9 v\u00edno. \u010cerven\u00e9 a b\u00edl\u00e9, \u00fahledn\u011b zabaleno ve 2dcl hlin\u00edkov\u00e9 plechovce jak spo\u0159\u00edlkova Coca-Cola. \u010c\u016f\u010do v krabici i PET fla\u0161ce u\u017e nikoho nerozhod\u00ed, ale tohle? Zpr\u00e1va o takov\u00e9 zvr\u00e1cenosti mus\u00ed b\u00fdt roz\u0161\u00ed\u0159ena mezi v\u00e1gus\u00e1ckou subkulturu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[19],"class_list":["post-171","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vagourmet","tag-matous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=171"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}