{"id":2024,"date":"2012-01-11T16:45:18","date_gmt":"2012-01-11T15:45:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=2024"},"modified":"2013-11-07T10:38:00","modified_gmt":"2013-11-07T09:38:00","slug":"jicin-kdyby-ti-tak-pambu-prdel-roztrh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=2024","title":{"rendered":"Ji\u010d\u00edn: Kdyby ti tak p\u00e1mb\u016f prdel roztrh&#8217;!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/2012\/01\/11\/jicin-kdyby-ti-tak-pambu-prdel-roztrh\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/jicin_06.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Do m\u011bsta, je\u017e ve sv\u00fdch poh\u00e1dk\u00e1ch proslavil spisovatel V\u00e1clav \u010ctvrtek, jsme zav\u00edtali v ned\u011bli. B\u00e1li jsme se, \u017ee zdej\u0161\u00ed n\u00e1dra\u017eka bude zav\u0159en\u00e1. Stalo se v\u0161ak n\u011bco je\u0161t\u011b hor\u0161\u00edho. Byla otev\u0159en\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Oby\u010dejn\u011b jsme r\u00e1di, kdy\u017e m\u00e1me na n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed na p\u0159estup v\u00edce ne\u017e hodinu. Nyn\u00ed jsme po\u010d\u00edtali ka\u017edou minutu. V ji\u010d\u00ednsk\u00e9 n\u00e1dra\u017ece je zima, zahuleno a tma. A to NP prohla\u0161oval, \u017ee je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159ed p\u011bti lety se jednalo o \u00fatuln\u00fd podnik, kde promrzl\u00e9ho pocestn\u00e9ho i pol\u00e9vkou uctili. Tentokr\u00e1t jsme se nemohli zah\u0159\u00e1t ni\u010d\u00edm ne\u017e vz\u00e1jemnou l\u00e1skou a \u010dajem. Jeho jedin\u00fdm pozitivem bylo, \u017ee st\u00e1l pouze 10,- K\u010d. NP coby otrl\u00fd harcovn\u00edk zkou\u0161\u00ed i <strong>11\u00b0 Kozel<\/strong> za <strong>19,- K\u010d<\/strong>. A t\u00edm jsme menu vys\u00e1zen\u00e9 fontem <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/2010\/09\/07\/bude-tu-navzdy\/\" target=\"_blank\">Comic Sans<\/a> do\u010detli a\u017e do konce. J\u00eddlo zde nevedou, n\u011bco na zub lze po\u0159\u00eddit leda ve vedlej\u0161\u00edm st\u00e1nku, kter\u00fd v\u0161ak v ned\u011bli neprem\u00e1va.<\/p>\n<p>A\u010d tedy nab\u00eddka ji\u010d\u00ednsk\u00e9 n\u00e1dra\u017eky nestoj\u00ed za nic, jej\u00ed prost\u0159ed\u00ed si zaslou\u017e\u00ed zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed pozornost. V\u00fdzdoba je tak\u00e9 st\u0159\u00eddm\u00e1, le\u010d slad\u011bn\u00e1. Fotky spo\u0159e od\u011bn\u00fdch \u017een\u0161tin jsou vkusn\u011b kombinov\u00e1ny s obr\u00e1zky krajinek a plastov\u00fdmi kv\u011btinami. Forbes je odd\u011blen plentou, p\u0159es kterou l\u00e1kav\u011b problik\u00e1v\u00e1. A na \u010destn\u00e9m m\u00edst\u011b p\u0159ed barem blik\u00e1 dechberouc\u00ed um\u011bl\u00fd strome\u010dek, z n\u011bho\u017e KZ m\u00e1lem dostala epileptick\u00fd z\u00e1chvat. V televizi d\u00e1vaj\u00ed h\u00e1zenou, tedy sport, kter\u00fd NP jako mlad\u00fd klu\u010d\u00edk kr\u00e1tce z\u00e1vodn\u011b provozoval. Sladk\u00e9 vzpom\u00ednky na d\u011btstv\u00ed mu v\u0161ak nebyly dop\u0159\u00e1ny, nebo\u0165 obraz se ka\u017edou chv\u00edli rozpixeloval do \u010dtvere\u010dk\u016f.<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-2024 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/jicin_01.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/jicin_01-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/jicin_02.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/jicin_02-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/jicin_03.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/jicin_03-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/jicin_04.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/jicin_04-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/jicin_05.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/jicin_05-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/jicin_06.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/jicin_06-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/jicin_07.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/jicin_07-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/jicin_08.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/jicin_08-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/jicin_08-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/jicin_08-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/jicin_08.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/jicin_09.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/jicin_09-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>T\u011b\u017eko \u0159\u00edci, zda v tomto p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b nab\u00eddka utvo\u0159ila popt\u00e1vku, popt\u00e1vka utvo\u0159ila nab\u00eddku, nebo oboj\u00ed utvo\u0159ila bl\u00edzkost nov\u00e9 n\u00e1kupn\u00ed z\u00f3ny. Bu\u010f jak bu\u010f, druhdy renomovan\u00fd podnik za\u017eil t\u011b\u017ek\u00fd \u00fapadek. Dnes se jedn\u00e1 o meeting point m\u00edstn\u00ed probl\u00e9mov\u00e9 ml\u00e1de\u017ee a sta\u0159e\u0161in\u016f hraj\u00edc\u00edch mari\u00e1\u0161. V\u0161ichni se vz\u00e1jemn\u011b oslovuj\u00ed pi\u010do. &#8220;<em>Kdyby ti tak p\u00e1mb\u016f prdel roztrh&#8217;, pi\u010do!<\/em>&#8221; ozvalo se co chv\u00edli z jejich hlou\u010dku. Kdyby to tak vid\u011bl V\u00e1clav \u010ctvrtek!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Atmosf\u00e9ra<\/strong>: * (pln\u00e1 strachu)<br \/>\n<strong>Obsluha<\/strong>: * * (oh\u0159\u00edv\u00e1 se u topen\u00ed)<br \/>\n<strong>Pivo<\/strong>: * * * (za ty prachy&#8230;)<br \/>\n<strong>J\u00eddlo<\/strong>: nen\u00ed<br \/>\n<strong>Hajzl\u00edky<\/strong>: rad\u0161i nehodnoceny<\/p>\n<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=2024\" send=\"true\" font=\"\"><\/fb:like><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do m\u011bsta, je\u017e ve sv\u00fdch poh\u00e1dk\u00e1ch proslavil spisovatel V\u00e1clav \u010ctvrtek, jsme zav\u00edtali v ned\u011bli. B\u00e1li jsme se, \u017ee zdej\u0161\u00ed n\u00e1dra\u017eka bude zav\u0159en\u00e1. Stalo se v\u0161ak n\u011bco je\u0161t\u011b hor\u0161\u00edho. Byla otev\u0159en\u00e1.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[26,12],"class_list":["post-2024","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nadrazky","tag-kz","tag-npyrin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2024","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2024"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2024\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6205,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2024\/revisions\/6205"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2024"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2024"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2024"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}