{"id":216,"date":"2009-06-17T08:30:24","date_gmt":"2009-06-17T07:30:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=216"},"modified":"2009-06-17T21:28:45","modified_gmt":"2009-06-17T20:28:45","slug":"tramvaj-plna-revizoru","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=216","title":{"rendered":"Tramvaj pln\u00e1 revizor\u016f"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Je vlah\u00fd letn\u00ed ve\u010der a j\u00e1 se vrac\u00edm z Hostiva\u0159e od Bokyho. Lahv\u00e1\u010d na \u010dtvrtek je vymy\u0161len\u00fd, bude to kvalitn\u00ed pr\u00e1ce. Skupinka asi deseti rozesm\u00e1t\u00fdch lid\u00ed na zast\u00e1vce m\u011b nijak nerozhod\u00ed. M\u00e1m u\u017e taky ostatn\u011b n\u011bco v sob\u011b.<\/p>\n<p>Nased\u00e1m do prvn\u00edho vag\u00f3nu a otev\u00edr\u00e1m prudce sal\u00f3nn\u011b intelektu\u00e1ln\u00ed knihu <em>Um\u011bn\u00ed a k\u00fd\u010d<\/em>. Nestihnu ani rozlu\u0161tit  rovnici estetick\u00e9 hodnoty [H] um\u011bleck\u00e9ho d\u00edla [D] o zn\u011bn\u00ed H(D) = (a-b).(a+b+c).(a+b)\/c, kdy\u017e se mi p\u0159ed o\u010dima objev\u00ed odznak. Dobr\u00fd den, kontrola j\u00edzdenek. Pr\u016fkazku m\u00e1m, ukazuji a letmo kontroluji d\u011bn\u00ed v tramvaji. \u010cty\u0159i revizo\u0159i, jeden chycen\u00fd \u010dern\u00fd pasa\u017e\u00e9r. Norm\u00e1lka.<\/p>\n<p>Prvn\u00ed z revizor\u016f vypisuje lejstro, provinilec nad\u00e1v\u00e1. Vtom ale doch\u00e1z\u00ed k n\u011b\u010demu naprosto ne\u010dekan\u00e9mu. \u017dena sed\u00edc\u00ed p\u0159es uli\u010dku se zved\u00e1, proch\u00e1z\u00ed celou tramvaj\u00ed a p\u0159\u00e1telsky dloubne revizora do \u017eeber. Nech\u00e1pu.<\/p>\n<p>N\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed Stra\u0161nice. V protism\u011bru stoj\u00ed skoro pr\u00e1zdn\u00e1 tramvaj a \u0159idi\u010d se z n\u00ed sna\u017e\u00ed vyhodit obtloustl\u00e9ho somr\u00e1ka. M\u016fj revizor vyskakuje skoro zav\u0159en\u00fdmi dve\u0159mi a jde zpacifikovat situaci. Cel\u00e1 tramvaj se sm\u011bje, kdy\u017e ho skoro p\u0159ejede auto. Pak je\u0161t\u011b vykope z na\u0161ich dve\u0159\u00ed v\u00e1guse s fla\u0161kou a m\u016f\u017eeme jet d\u00e1l.<\/p>\n<p>Na Pr\u016fb\u011b\u017en\u00e9 nasedaj\u00ed dal\u0161\u00ed cestuj\u00edc\u00ed. S odznakem se tentokr\u00e1t zved\u00e1 pan\u00ed kousek p\u0159ede mnou a dal\u0161\u00ed dva lidi, kte\u0159\u00ed dosud v klidu sed\u011bli. Za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1m si p\u0159ipadat jako pan Foustka mezi tajn\u00fdmi agenty.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eKolik v\u00e1s tady vlastn\u011b je?\u201c pt\u00e1m se p\u00e1na sed\u00edc\u00edho za mnou.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eNo v\u00edc ne\u017e v\u00e1s,\u201c odtu\u0161\u00ed revizor, kter\u00fd po konfrontaci s v\u00e1gusem za\u010dal pekeln\u011b smrd\u011bt. \u201eA kv\u016fli takov\u00fdm kupujou tramvaje za \u0161edes\u00e1t milion\u016f\u2026\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Je vlah\u00fd letn\u00ed ve\u010der a j\u00e1 se vrac\u00edm z Hostiva\u0159e od Bokyho. Lahv\u00e1\u010d na \u010dtvrtek je vymy\u0161len\u00fd, bude to kvalitn\u00ed pr\u00e1ce. Skupinka asi deseti rozesm\u00e1t\u00fdch lid\u00ed na zast\u00e1vce m\u011b nijak nerozhod\u00ed. M\u00e1m u\u017e taky ostatn\u011b n\u011bco v sob\u011b. Nased\u00e1m do prvn\u00edho vag\u00f3nu a otev\u00edr\u00e1m prudce sal\u00f3nn\u011b intelektu\u00e1ln\u00ed knihu Um\u011bn\u00ed a k\u00fd\u010d. 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