{"id":2310,"date":"2012-01-08T06:18:44","date_gmt":"2012-01-08T05:18:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=2310"},"modified":"2012-02-04T20:39:49","modified_gmt":"2012-02-04T19:39:49","slug":"motoriksaci-podruhe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=2310","title":{"rendered":"Motorik\u0161\u00e1ci podruh\u00e9"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/2012\/01\/08\/motoriksaci-podruhe\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/motoriksi.JPG\" alt=\"\" title=\"Kolik mamrd\u016f napo\u010d\u00edt\u00e1te?\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Asi jsem nepou\u010diteln\u00fd. V\u017edycky si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee u\u017e m\u00e1m tuhle zemi na h\u00e1ku, jen\u017ee ti kuj\u00f3ni m\u011b nakonec v\u017edycky p\u0159evezou. Nejl\u00edp na n\u011b\u010dem, p\u0159ed \u010d\u00edm u\u017e jsem n\u011bkolikr\u00e1t varoval. Tak\u017ee motorik\u0161\u00e1ci, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/2008\/11\/18\/motoriksaci\/\" target=\"_blank\">synonymum nejtoxi\u010dt\u011bj\u0161\u00edho biologick\u00e9ho odpadu<\/a>, tentokr\u00e1t srovn\u00e1vaj\u00ed sk\u00f3re.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Pl\u00e1n byl jasn\u00fd a snadn\u00fd jak ta facka. Vym\u011bnit prachy, nasednout na leti\u0161tn\u00ed bus a dojet na n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed v Nov\u00e9m Dill\u00ed. Proj\u00edt n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00edm, vyl\u00e9zt na Pah\u00e1rga\u0148d\u017ei a naj\u00edt n\u011bjak\u00e9 bydlen\u00ed bl\u00edzko n\u00e1dru, kde to zn\u00e1m. Ned\u011bl\u00e1m to p\u0159ece poprv\u00e9. Jen\u017ee v jednu v noci a s pln\u00fdm kufrem u\u017e jsem tak suver\u00e9nn\u00ed nebyl. Tak\u017ee kdy\u017e se ke mn\u011b p\u0159ito\u010dil rik\u0161\u00e1k s nab\u00eddkou odvozu za 20 rupi\u00ed, r\u00e1d jsem k\u00fdvl. Ceny rik\u0161\u00ed z\u0159ejm\u011b jako jedin\u00e9 nepodl\u00e9haj\u00ed inflaci a aspo\u0148 to nebudu muset v\u0161echno t\u00e1hnout do nadchodu. Jen\u017ee t\u00edm jsem si nad sebou podepsal ortel. Ten \u010dlov\u011bk m\u011b toti\u017e p\u0159edal sv\u00e9mu kamar\u00e1dovi. A ten byl motorizovan\u00fd.<\/p>\n<p>Vyst\u0159elili jsme na \u00fapln\u011b opa\u010dnou stranu a j\u00e1 za\u010dal ve vlhk\u00e9m vzduchu c\u00edtit pr\u016fser. Dostavil se z\u00e1hy. &#8220;<em>V\u00e9r \u00e1r j\u016f gouing, srr? \u00c1gra? V\u00e1r\u00e1nas\u00ed? J\u016f hev tu b\u00e1j trein tikit h\u00fdr! Turist ofis, very \u010d\u00edp hotel. Ounly uan tauznd rup\u00eds, srr!<\/em>&#8221; Vole. A\u017e budu pot\u0159ebovat l\u00edstek na vlak, prost\u011b si ho koup\u00edm p\u0159es sv\u016fj internetov\u00fd \u00fa\u010det u indick\u00fdch drah. Nebo si zajdu na n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed, od kter\u00e9ho se te\u010f vzdalujeme, jasn\u00e9? Cel\u00fd zmaten\u00fd m\u011b dovezl zp\u00e1tky na zast\u00e1vku. Kdy\u017e jsem v\u0161em okolo vysv\u011btlil, \u017ee opravdu nepot\u0159ebuju \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 l\u00edstky a levn\u00fd u m\u011b znamen\u00e1 levn\u00fd, p\u0159evezl m\u011b jenom p\u0159es most, vyplivl na sam\u00e9m okraji Pah\u00e1rga\u0148d\u017ee, vr\u00e1til mi na pades\u00e1t a je\u0161t\u011b pi\u010doval. I vylo\u017eil jsem kufry do bahna, vyrazil do tmy a pi\u010doval taky.<\/p>\n<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/2012\/01\/08\/motoriksaci-podruhe\/\" send=\"true\" font=\"\"><\/fb:like><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Asi jsem nepou\u010diteln\u00fd. V\u017edycky si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee u\u017e m\u00e1m tuhle zemi na h\u00e1ku, jen\u017ee ti kuj\u00f3ni m\u011b nakonec v\u017edycky p\u0159evezou. Nejl\u00edp na n\u011b\u010dem, p\u0159ed \u010d\u00edm u\u017e jsem n\u011bkolikr\u00e1t varoval. Tak\u017ee motorik\u0161\u00e1ci, synonymum nejtoxi\u010dt\u011bj\u0161\u00edho biologick\u00e9ho odpadu, tentokr\u00e1t srovn\u00e1vaj\u00ed sk\u00f3re.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[8],"class_list":["post-2310","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sukovice","tag-indie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2310","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2310"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2310\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2316,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2310\/revisions\/2316"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}