{"id":291,"date":"2009-09-11T21:24:51","date_gmt":"2009-09-11T20:24:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=291"},"modified":"2013-09-16T07:50:21","modified_gmt":"2013-09-16T06:50:21","slug":"specialita-ve-fantove-kavarne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=291","title":{"rendered":"Specialita ve Fantov\u011b kav\u00e1rn\u011b"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=291\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/fantovka_1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"352\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Bylo by mo\u017en\u00e9 si jen t\u011b\u017eko p\u0159edstavit lep\u0161\u00ed m\u00edsto pro odpoledn\u00ed meditaci p\u0159i \u010dek\u00e1n\u00ed na vlak, ne\u017e ve Fantov\u011b kav\u00e1rn\u011b. Obklopen vrcholnou \u010deskou seces\u00ed sed\u011bt u ochozu, p\u00edt pivo a sledovat mumraj zmaten\u00fdch turist\u016f, veksl\u00e1k\u016f a prohnan\u00fdch v\u00e1gus\u016f.<\/p>\n<p>Fantova kav\u00e1rna by byla zkr\u00e1tka Mekkou v\u0161ech n\u00e1dra\u017en\u00edch povale\u010d\u016f.<\/p>\n<p>Fantova kav\u00e1rna by byla m\u00edstem, kam byste mohli pozvat svoji holku.<\/p>\n<p>Fantova kav\u00e1rna by byla jedin\u00e1 liter\u00e1rn\u00ed n\u00e1dra\u017eka.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Fantova kav\u00e1rna by byla v\u00edtan\u00fdm \u00fato\u010di\u0161t\u011bm pro m\u00edstn\u00ed, neb je p\u0159ed zraky neurotick\u00fdch zahrani\u010dn\u00edch taha\u010d\u016f kufr\u016f lstiv\u011b skryta o patro v\u00fd\u0161, p\u0159\u00edstupn\u00e1 jen nen\u00e1padn\u00fdmi sch\u016fdky.<\/p>\n<p>Bohu\u017eel nem\u016f\u017eu \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee by se tento podnik stal \u010d\u00edmkoli z v\u00fd\u0161e nazna\u010den\u00e9ho. Do tohoto podniku jsem zav\u00edtal vlastn\u011b po ostudn\u011b dlouh\u00e9 dob\u011b. Taky jsem n\u011bkolik let jen proch\u00e1zel, s o\u010dima sklopen\u00fdma a reflexy zbyst\u0159en\u00fdmi, jak jsem se sna\u017eil prokli\u010dkovat t\u00edm mik\u00e1dem nohou, berl\u00ed a kufr\u016f. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b kav\u00e1rnu jsem nav\u0161t\u00edvil. Bylo u\u017e pozd\u011b, kolem p\u016flnoci, kdy jsem vystoupal po schodech do nejslavn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed n\u00e1dra\u017eky v republice. Sedl jsem si k jednomu ze stole\u010dk\u016f, poskl\u00e1dan\u00fdch kolem voyeursk\u00e9ho pr\u016fzoru. Odkudsi se vyloupl \u010d\u00ed\u0161n\u00edk. Mlad\u00fd chlap\u00edk, v ko\u0161ili, z\u00e1st\u011b\u0159e \u2013 dokonce s mot\u00fdlkem na krku. M\u011bl trochu drsn\u00fd kuku\u010d, na uchu mu cinkala n\u00e1u\u0161nice, ale po hlase byl \u00faslu\u017en\u00fd a v pohod\u011b. Objednal jsem si \u010daj\u2026 bylo by n\u011bco k j\u00eddlu?<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eM\u00e1m tam od ob\u011bda gul\u00e1\u0161ovku,\u201c<\/em> nadhazuje vrchn\u00ed a prvn\u00ed ranou trefuje nekryt\u00fd bod, toti\u017e mou konstantn\u00ed chu\u0165 na tuto pol\u00edvku.<\/p>\n<p>Po chv\u00edli, b\u011bhem n\u00ed\u017e m\u011b kolemjdouc\u00ed v\u00e1gusov\u00e9 obrali o p\u016fl krabi\u010dky Gauloises, se hostinsk\u00fd vr\u00e1til s kou\u0159\u00edc\u00edm tal\u00ed\u0159em. Zrovna jsem si s jedn\u00edm n\u00e1dra\u017en\u00edm rezidentem vym\u011b\u0148oval tipy na na\u0161e obl\u00edben\u00e9 komiksy. Vrchn\u00ed u\u017e ze dve\u0159\u00ed volal: <em>\u201eFando, nevotravuj hosta\u2026 be\u017e si po svejch!\u201c<\/em> Oba jsme ho ujistili, \u017ee zde vedeme pouze kultivovanou debatu, a \u017ee ani jednomu z n\u00e1s druh\u00fd spolustolovn\u00edk nevad\u00ed (\u010d\u00edsn\u00edk m\u011bl starost hlavn\u011b o m\u011b). T\u011bch p\u00e1r vy\u017eebran\u00fdch cig\u00e1rek jsem mu pochopiteln\u011b zatajil.<\/p>\n<p>Bez cig\u00e1rek si s n\u00e1dra\u017en\u00edm tul\u00e1kem t\u011b\u017eko popov\u00edd\u00e1te. Bez vizitky zase nem\u00e1te \u0161anci nav\u00e1zat kontakt s managerem pro public affairs. J\u00e1 svou vizitku nem\u00e1m, zato p\u00e1r tab\u00e1kov\u00fdch trubi\u010dek zpravidla ano.<\/p>\n<p>Gul\u00e1\u0161ovka byla poveden\u00e1, kucha\u0159 ne\u0161et\u0159il paprikou, masem a bramborami. Cinknul jsem l\u017e\u00edc\u00ed o porcel\u00e1n a odbil konec kav\u00e1rensk\u00e9ho zevlu. Nasko\u010dil jsem na no\u010dn\u00ed rychl\u00edk, byl to mysl\u00edm R626 Emil Z\u00e1topek, kter\u00fd doklus\u00e1 tmou a\u017e do Vset\u00edna. Zde vzkl\u00ed\u010dily m\u00e9 antipatie k Fantovce.<\/p>\n<p>N\u011bkde na p\u016fl cesty mezi Prahou a Kol\u00ednem se m\u016fj \u017ealudek vzbou\u0159il proti p\u0159ijat\u00e9 krmi. Pol\u00edvka byla mo\u017en\u00e1 dobr\u00e1, ale z\u00e1rove\u0148 \u0161lo o n\u011bjak\u00fd archivn\u00ed ro\u010dn\u00edk. Celou cestu jsem na hajzl\u00edku blil\u2026 a pak jsem vystoupil v Pardubic\u00edch. Uff, t\u011b\u017ek\u00fd n\u00e1por v tenhle no\u010dn\u00ed \u010das.<\/p>\n<p>Pozn.: Autor poch\u00e1z\u00ed z Hradce Kr\u00e1lov\u00e9.<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-291 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/fantovka_1.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/fantovka_1-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/fantovka_2.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/fantovka_2-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=291\" send=\"true\" font=\"\"><\/fb:like><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bylo by mo\u017en\u00e9 si jen t\u011b\u017eko p\u0159edstavit lep\u0161\u00ed m\u00edsto pro odpoledn\u00ed meditaci p\u0159i \u010dek\u00e1n\u00ed na vlak, ne\u017e ve Fantov\u011b kav\u00e1rn\u011b. Obklopen vrcholnou \u010deskou seces\u00ed sed\u011bt u ochozu, p\u00edt pivo a sledovat mumraj zmaten\u00fdch turist\u016f, veksl\u00e1k\u016f a prohnan\u00fdch v\u00e1gus\u016f. Fantova kav\u00e1rna by byla zkr\u00e1tka Mekkou v\u0161ech n\u00e1dra\u017en\u00edch povale\u010d\u016f. Fantova kav\u00e1rna by byla m\u00edstem, kam byste mohli &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=291\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Specialita ve Fantov\u011b kav\u00e1rn\u011b&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,22,3],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nadrazky","category-historky-z-nadrazky","category-vagusuv-denik","tag-haimi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=291"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5840,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291\/revisions\/5840"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}