{"id":293,"date":"2009-10-02T13:36:32","date_gmt":"2009-10-02T12:36:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=293"},"modified":"2011-11-17T22:20:27","modified_gmt":"2011-11-17T21:20:27","slug":"teplice-nad-metuji","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=293","title":{"rendered":"Teplice nad Metuj\u00ed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/2009\/10\/02\/teplice-nad-metuji\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/teplice_dekujeme.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"343\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>Piva jsi mn\u011b platil?<\/em>&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;<em>Ne.<\/em>&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;<em>Tak si d\u00e1\u0161 je\u0161t\u011b jedno!<\/em>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Kdy\u017e mi ve vlaku do Teplic nad Metuj\u00ed d\u011blali spole\u010dnost dva m\u00edstn\u00ed alk\u00e1\u010di, jen \u0161patn\u011b jsem skr\u00fdval sv\u00e9 malom\u011b\u0161\u0165\u00e1ck\u00e9 pohor\u0161en\u00ed. Brzy jsem v\u0161ak pochopil, \u017ee st\u00e1t se notorikem je v t\u011bchto kon\u010din\u00e1ch velmi snadn\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->&#8220;<em>St. Florian, bitte f\u00fcr uns!&#8221; <\/em>stoj\u00ed na soklu pod sochou na n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed. Jen m\u00e1lo \u010desk\u00fdch obc\u00ed se asi hl\u00e1s\u00ed ke sv\u00e9mu sudetsk\u00e9mu p\u016fvodu tak hrd\u011b jako Teplice. Maj\u00ed k tomu ostatn\u011b dobr\u00fd d\u016fvod. N\u00e1dhern\u00fd, ale pozapomenut\u00fd kraj, kde \u017eelezni\u010dn\u00ed koleje lemuj\u00ed \u0161ra\u0148ky na ru\u010dn\u00ed stahov\u00e1n\u00ed a kde si ani samotn\u00e1 tra\u0165 nen\u00ed \u00fapln\u011b jist\u00e1, jestli vede jen do N\u00e1choda, do T\u00fdni\u0161t\u011b, nebo a\u017e do Chocn\u011b.<\/p>\n<p>N\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed sice stoj\u00ed uprost\u0159ed ni\u010deho, ale p\u0159esto je zdej\u0161\u00ed putyka celkem slu\u0161n\u011b z\u00e1sobena \u0161tamgasty. Jedna mal\u00e1 m\u00edstnost, jej\u00ed\u017e v\u00fdzdob\u011b dominuje bojler, loutka \u010darod\u011bjnice a n\u00e1st\u011bnn\u00e1 freska vl\u00e1\u010dku proj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bj\u00edc\u00edho malebnou skalnatou krajinou. A samoz\u0159ejm\u011b televize s permanentn\u00edm front\u00e1ln\u00edm \u00fatokem Rowana Atkinsona. J\u00e1sir Arafat chce m\u011b porafat, Mister Bean, Mister Bean!<\/p>\n<p>Duchovn\u00ed potravu bychom tedy m\u011bli. Te\u010f je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bco do b\u0159icha. <strong>Krakono\u0161<\/strong>, nebo <strong>Prim\u00e1tor<\/strong>? Ob\u00e9 za <strong>18,- K\u010d<\/strong>. Po porad\u011b s v\u00fd\u010depn\u00edm vol\u00edm horskou plze\u0148 a zkou\u0161\u00edm jedin\u00e9 men\u00ed\u010dko v nab\u00eddce. <strong>Hov\u011bz\u00ed z r\u00fd\u017e\u00ed a ku\u0159ec\u00ed pl\u00e1tek v om\u00e1\u010dce, brabor<\/strong>. Klasick\u00e1 kant\u00fdnov\u00e1 kvalita a mo\u017en\u00e1 i p\u016fvod. Ale co byste cht\u011bli za <strong>68 korun<\/strong>? V pr\u00e1ci n\u00e1m va\u0159\u00ed mnohem h\u016f\u0159. Co si ale cen\u00edm, je sympatick\u00e1 \u00faslu\u017enost pana vedouc\u00edho. U\u017e dlouho se m\u011b v hospod\u011b nikdo nezeptal, jestli mi chutnalo.<\/p>\n<p><div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-293 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/teplice_schody.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/teplice_schody-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/teplice_vchod.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/teplice_vchod-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/teplice_peron.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/teplice_peron-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/teplice_bojler.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/teplice_bojler-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/teplice_polevka.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/teplice_polevka-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/teplice_jidlo.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/teplice_jidlo-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/teplice_zachod.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/teplice_zachod-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/teplice_dekujeme.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/teplice_dekujeme-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/teplice_drogy.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/teplice_drogy-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\nVtom p\u00edsk\u00e1 vlak na Mezim\u011bst\u00ed a kolega bajker m\u011b opou\u0161t\u00ed, ani\u017e upil piva. S neo\u010dek\u00e1van\u00fdm druh\u00fdm kouskem se ve mn\u011b probouz\u00ed p\u0159\u00edroda a vyd\u00e1v\u00e1m se na per\u00f3n k inspekci soci\u00e1ln\u00edch za\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed. Z\u00e1chod byl pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b d\u011bji\u0161t\u011bm pumov\u00e9ho atent\u00e1tu n\u00e1sledkem nest\u0159\u00eddm\u00e9 konzumace Krakono\u0161e. Kvalitn\u00ed pr\u00e1ce. Ostatn\u011b jako cel\u00e1 teplick\u00e1 n\u00e1dra\u017eka.<\/p>\n<p>Atmosf\u00e9ra: * * *<\/p>\n<p>Obsluha: * * * * *<\/p>\n<p>Pivo: * * * *<\/p>\n<p>J\u00eddlo: * * *<\/p>\n<p>Hajzl\u00edky: * * * * *<\/p>\n<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/2009\/10\/02\/teplice-nad-metuji\/\" send=\"true\" font=\"\"><\/fb:like><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Piva jsi mn\u011b platil?&#8221; &#8220;Ne.&#8221; &#8220;Tak si d\u00e1\u0161 je\u0161t\u011b jedno!&#8221; Kdy\u017e mi ve vlaku do Teplic nad Metuj\u00ed d\u011blali spole\u010dnost dva m\u00edstn\u00ed alk\u00e1\u010di, jen \u0161patn\u011b jsem skr\u00fdval sv\u00e9 malom\u011b\u0161\u0165\u00e1ck\u00e9 pohor\u0161en\u00ed. Brzy jsem v\u0161ak pochopil, \u017ee st\u00e1t se notorikem je v t\u011bchto kon\u010din\u00e1ch velmi snadn\u00e9.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[12],"class_list":["post-293","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nadrazky","tag-npyrin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/293","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=293"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/293\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1710,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/293\/revisions\/1710"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=293"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=293"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=293"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}