{"id":2989,"date":"2012-08-22T18:38:48","date_gmt":"2012-08-22T17:38:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=2989"},"modified":"2017-02-09T17:51:10","modified_gmt":"2017-02-09T16:51:10","slug":"varanasi-dosa-nebo-samosa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=2989","title":{"rendered":"V\u00e1r\u00e1nas\u00ed: d\u00f3sa nebo sam\u00f3sa?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kdy\u017e NP nutil KZ j\u00edst, p\u00edt a veselit se v <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=932\" target=\"_blank\">Bakter B\u00fcf\u00e9<\/a> na Keleti pu. v Budape\u0161ti, m\u011bla \u010dekat, \u017ee j\u00ed jejich spole\u010dn\u00fd \u017eivot p\u0159inese je\u0161t\u011b tvrd\u0161\u00ed zkou\u0161ky. Nap\u0159\u00edklad v Indii ve svat\u00e9m m\u011bst\u00e9 V\u00e1r\u00e1nas\u00ed, jinak t\u00e9\u017e Ban\u00e1rasu, kde v jednom kuse ho\u0159\u00ed mrtvoly (tzn. vy to d\u00fdch\u00e1te) a l\u00edn\u011b te\u010de Ganga, ze kter\u00e9 se zn\u00e1m\u00fd od maminky KZ napil a pak um\u0159el na tot\u00e1ln\u00ed rozklad krve. Pot\u00e9, co KZ p\u0159ekonala paniku z toho, \u017ee v\u0161echno je tady po\u0161pl\u00edchan\u00e9 smrt\u00edc\u00ed a prudce jedovatou vodou z Gangy a dokonce s NP jezdila po Ganze na lodi\u010dce, se NP rozhodl ji za jej\u00ed state\u010dnost odm\u011bnit a pozval ji na ob\u011bd do n\u00e1dra\u017eky.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Nad Ban\u00e1rask\u00fdm n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00edm se vzn\u00e1\u0161\u00ed A\u0161\u00f3kova \u010dakra &#8211; symbol indick\u00e9 vlajky a pravlasti Rom\u016f. Tak\u00e9 se tu vzn\u00e1\u0161\u00ed hejna much nad lidmi sp\u00edc\u00edmi r\u016fzn\u011b po n\u00e1stupi\u010dt\u00edch a \u010dek\u00e1rn\u00e1ch. A p\u0159esn\u011b na tyhle lidsk\u00e9 sp\u00edc\u00ed housenky je v\u00fdhled skrz prosklenou st\u011bnu n\u00e1dra\u017eky. Na druh\u00e9 stran\u011b je n\u00e1dra\u017eka otev\u0159ena na per\u00f3n, kam si sp\u011bchaj\u00edc\u00ed cestuj\u00edc\u00ed kupuj\u00ed do ruky sma\u017eenky, <em>sam\u00f3sy<\/em>, <em>pak\u00f3ry<\/em>, <em>vady<\/em>, nebo hypersladk\u00e9 cukrov\u00ed, kter\u00e9 by p\u0159ed hypoglykemi\u00ed zachr\u00e1nilo i hrocha.<\/p>\n<p>\u201e<em>D\u00e1\u0161 si sam\u00f3su?<\/em>\u201c zeptal se NP l\u00e1skypln\u011b KZ.<br \/>\n\u201e<em>Jasn\u011b, zrovna ji tam d\u011blaj\u00ed a dostala jsem na ni hroznou chu\u0165,<\/em>\u201c radovala se KZ, jak m\u00e1 empatick\u00e9ho chlapce. Za chv\u00edli u\u017e to nesl: \u010daj (z pytl\u00edku m\u00e1chaj\u00edc\u00edho se v ml\u00e9ce) a dv\u011b sma\u017eenky.<br \/>\n\u201e<em>Aha, tak asi p\u0159edkrm,<\/em>\u201c \u0159\u00edkala si KZ, a loupala o\u010dima ke sma\u017ei\u010di pala\u010dinek, kdy u\u017e kone\u010dn\u011b bude hotov\u00e1 ta jej\u00ed.<br \/>\n\u201e<em>Tak p\u016fjdeme?<\/em>\u201c zeptal se NP, kdy\u017e dojedli.<br \/>\n\u201e<em>Co\u017ee? A kde je moje sam\u00f3sa?<\/em>\u201c zd\u011bsila se hladov\u00e1 KZ.<br \/>\n\u201e<em>Tohle byla sam\u00f3sa!<\/em>\u201c protestoval NP.<\/p>\n<p>KZ si v z\u00e1p\u011bt\u00ed uv\u011bdomila, \u017ee st\u00e1le neovl\u00e1d\u00e1 n\u00e1zvy pokrm\u016f a pr\u00e1v\u011b zam\u011bnila d\u00f3su za sam\u00f3su. M\u00edsto d\u00f3sy, lahodn\u00e9 tenk\u00e9 jihoindick\u00e9 pala\u010dinky pln\u011bn\u00e9 brambory a zeleninovou sm\u011bs\u00ed s dv\u011bma om\u00e1\u010dkami (z nich\u017e ta, co vypad\u00e1 jako d\u011btsk\u00e1 ka\u0161i\u010dka, p\u00e1l\u00ed jak \u010dert, a ta rud\u00e1 v barv\u011b chili je co se t\u00fd\u010de p\u00e1livosti o ni\u010dem), si objednala sam\u00f3su. Dobrou, le\u010d oby\u010dejnou sma\u017eenou ta\u0161ti\u010dku, co koup\u00edte na ka\u017ed\u00e9m rohu. Proto\u017ee KZ vypadala, \u017ee se na fleku rozbre\u010d\u00ed a p\u016fjde se utopit do Gangy, NP nev\u00e1hal, vysko\u010dil a b\u011b\u017eel pro d\u00f3su. KZ v\u0161e spokojen\u011b sp\u00e1sla a NP se vypravil o\u010d\u00edhnout z\u00e1chodky.<\/p>\n<p>Ty ze v\u0161eho nejv\u00edc p\u0159ipom\u00ednaj\u00ed luxusn\u00ed zbo\u017e\u00ed v obchod\u011b na Pa\u0159\u00ed\u017esk\u00e9. Vnadn\u011b se usm\u00edvaj\u00ed p\u0159es sklen\u011bnou v\u00fdlohu a jsou pro v\u00e1s prakticky nedostupn\u00e9. Abyste se z osv\u011b\u017eovny k \u00falevn\u011b dostali, mus\u00edte nejd\u0159\u00edve opustit bufet i celou n\u00e1dra\u017en\u00ed budovu a naj\u00edt vchod do \u010dek\u00e1rny. Lidem s cestovn\u00edm pr\u016fjmem proto doporu\u010dujeme ob\u010derstvovat se pouze na stoj\u00e1ka z per\u00f3nu, odtud je to na WC jen p\u00e1r krok\u016f. Jinak jsou z\u00e1chodky kromoby\u010dejn\u011b \u010dist\u00e9 a najdete na nich i sprchy (a te\u010f t\u00edm nemysl\u00edme utr\u017een\u00fd kohoutek, z n\u011bho\u017e c\u00e1kala voda na p\u016flku m\u00edstnosti).<\/p>\n<p>Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b by report\u00e1\u017e nebyla kompletn\u00ed, kdybychom nevyu\u017eili cukr\u00e1rensk\u00e9ho pultu. Vybrali jsme tedy sladkost ve tvaru turbanu a konzumovali ji ve vlaku, zat\u00edmco jsme pozorovali, jak v n\u00e1dra\u017ece chutn\u00e1 i svat\u00e9mu dobytku.<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-2989 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/banaras_01.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/banaras_01-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/banaras_02.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/banaras_02-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" 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Nap\u0159\u00edklad v Indii ve svat\u00e9m m\u011bst\u00e9 V\u00e1r\u00e1nas\u00ed, jinak t\u00e9\u017e Ban\u00e1rasu, kde v jednom kuse ho\u0159\u00ed mrtvoly (tzn. vy to d\u00fdch\u00e1te) a l\u00edn\u011b te\u010de Ganga, ze kter\u00e9 se &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=2989\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;V\u00e1r\u00e1nas\u00ed: d\u00f3sa nebo sam\u00f3sa?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[8,26,12],"class_list":["post-2989","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nadrazky","tag-indie","tag-kz","tag-npyrin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2989","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2989"}],"version-history":[{"count":20,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2989\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9145,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2989\/revisions\/9145"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2989"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2989"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2989"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}