{"id":3262,"date":"2012-09-12T13:16:52","date_gmt":"2012-09-12T12:16:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=3262"},"modified":"2019-01-06T20:39:04","modified_gmt":"2019-01-06T19:39:04","slug":"bufet-semafor-zlin-stred-sem-se-chodi-na-reznou","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=3262","title":{"rendered":"Bufet Semafor, Zl\u00edn st\u0159ed: Sem se chod\u00ed na re\u017enou!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>\u201eFuj, to bylo hnusn\u00e9!\u201c<\/em> odfrkla si KZ pot\u00e9, co ve zl\u00ednsk\u00e9 n\u00e1dra\u017ece dojedla pokrm jm\u00e9nem K\u0159upav\u00e9 ku\u0159e. <em>\u201eTo je v po\u0159\u00e1dku. Sem se nechod\u00ed na j\u00eddlo, sem se chod\u00ed na re\u017enou,\u201c<\/em> op\u00e1\u010dil NP.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->A skute\u010dn\u011b. Na\u0161e re\u017en\u00e1 je\u0161t\u011b ani nedosedla na pult, a u\u017e se po n\u00ed s\u00e1pal m\u00edstn\u00ed \u0161tamgast! <em>\u201eTa va\u0161a je t\u00e1mhle,\u201c<\/em> br\u00e1nil NP, co jeho jest, a spolu s re\u017enou za tradi\u010dn\u00edch 17,- K\u010d zasedl ke ku\u0159eti a dv\u011bma Radegast\u016fm. Ty chutnaly jako v\u017edycky, ov\u0161em K\u0159upav\u00e9 ku\u0159e byl skute\u010dn\u011b kulin\u00e1\u0159sk\u00fd exkurz hnusu. Proto\u017ee jsme se cht\u011bli nechat un\u00e1\u0161et na vln\u00e1ch exotick\u00fdch chut\u00ed, dali jsme si je s \u010d\u00ednsk\u00fdmi nudlemi. P\u0159\u00edlohou byla t\u0159i kole\u010dka okurek tak okoral\u00fdch a svraskl\u00fdch, \u017ee to \u0161lo poznat i p\u0159es kamufl\u00e1\u017en\u00ed vrstvu tatarky, kter\u00e1 se p\u0159es n\u011b rozt\u00e9kala.<\/p>\n<p>A\u010dkoli v\u00fd\u0161e zm\u00edn\u011bn\u00fd blaf m\u011bl podle v\u00fdv\u011bsn\u00ed tabule p\u0159ij\u00edt na 75,- K\u010d, nakonec jsme za n\u011bj platili pou\u017ee 59. Dote\u010f se dohadujeme, zda jsme dostali slevu na zbo\u017e\u00ed s pro\u0161lou lh\u016ftou minim\u00e1ln\u00ed trvanlivosti, anebo jestli se m\u00edstn\u00ed vietnamsk\u00fd kucha\u0159 a v\u00fd\u010depn\u00ed v jedn\u00e9 osob\u011b prost\u011b nedopo\u010d\u00edtal.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/zlin_03.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/zlin_03.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"zlin_03\" width=\"480\" height=\"320\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3295\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/zlin_03.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/zlin_03-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Nepo\u017eivatelnost j\u00eddla je suplov\u00e1na \u0161irok\u00fdm sortimentem bramb\u016frek a \u010dips\u00ed\u010dk\u016f. Nab\u00eddka zab\u00edr\u00e1 nejen celou poli\u010dku, ale \u010d\u00e1st expozice zasahuje i vrchn\u00ed plochu p\u0159ilehl\u00e9 lednice. Nejobr\u00e1tkov\u011bj\u0161\u00ed produkty (KZ se v marketingov\u00e9 terminologii vyzn\u00e1!) jsou na displeji v prim\u00e1rn\u00edm vizu\u00e1ln\u00edm sektoru. Tedy na pultu. <\/p>\n<p>KZ byla v z\u00e1p\u011bt\u00ed donucena odebrat se do \u0161era toalet, k \u010demu\u017e nafasovala kl\u00ed\u010d p\u0159ipevn\u011bn\u00fd na vodovodn\u00edm kohoutku. Kdy\u017e vstoupila na onu m\u00edstnost, pon\u011bkud ji zasko\u010dila pr\u00e1zn\u00e1 kuka\u0148 hajzlb\u00e1by. Zl\u00ednsk\u00e1 n\u00e1dra\u017eka evidentn\u011b um\u011ble generuje pracovn\u00ed m\u00edsta a zam\u011bstn\u00e1v\u00e1 mrtv\u00e9 du\u0161e. D\u00e1le KZ (koho co, ne komu \u010demu!!!) zasko\u010dila hovna rozmazan\u00e1 po st\u011bn\u011b a plena ledabyle odhozen\u00e1 pod umyvadlem. Ud\u011blali jsme v\u00e1m obr\u00e1zek, tak si ud\u011blejte obr\u00e1zek sami. Po t\u00e9to fek\u00e1ln\u00ed zku\u0161enosti se KZ rad\u011bji rozhodla, \u017ee to vydr\u017e\u00ed a\u017e do Olomouce (a to je co \u0159\u00edct). 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\/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><strong>Atmosf\u00e9ra<\/strong>: * * * (ve\u010der b\u00fdv\u00e1 hust\u0161\u00ed)<br \/>\n<strong>Obsluha<\/strong>: * (zmaten\u00e1 jak doga)<br \/>\n<strong>Pivo<\/strong>: * * * (norm\u00e1lka)<br \/>\n<strong>J\u00eddlo<\/strong>: * (proto\u017ee jsme to sn\u011bdli)<br \/>\n<strong>Hajzl\u00edky<\/strong>: * * <\/p>\n<p>P.S. Bylo tomu pr\u00e1v\u011b ve zl\u00ednsk\u00e9 n\u00e1dra\u017ece, kde KZ z\u00edskala na Foursquare badge Super Mayor. Jak si Zl\u00edn a jeho n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed stoj\u00ed na soci\u00e1ln\u00edch s\u00edt\u00edch, najdete <a href=\"https:\/\/foursquare.com\/v\/\u017eelezni\u010dn\u00ed-stanice-zl\u00edn-st\u0159ed\/4b921e3ef964a52019e833e3\" target=\"_blank\">zde<\/a>. K debiln\u00edm kec\u016fm p\u0159isp\u011bvatel\u016f bychom snad dodali jen: <em>To jste je\u0161t\u011b nebyli v Karlov\u00fdch Varech!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>P.P.S. NP se dlouh\u00e1 l\u00e9ta chlubil t\u00edm, \u017ee zl\u00ednsk\u00e1 n\u00e1dra\u017eka je jedin\u00e1 vietnamsk\u00e1 v republice, ne-li na cel\u00e9m sv\u011bt\u011b, Vietnam nevyj\u00edmaje. Jak\u00e9 bylo jeho zklam\u00e1n\u00ed, kdy\u017e zjistil, \u017ee takov\u00fd multikulturn\u00ed klenot maj\u00ed i v N\u00e1chod\u011b, ba dokonce v Berl\u00edn\u011b. Ale o tom zase n\u011bkdy p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>P.P.P.S. Historicky prvn\u00ed recenzi zl\u00ednsk\u00e9 n\u00e1dra\u017eky naleznete <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=54\" target=\"_blank\">zde<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=3262\" show_faces=\"true\" width=\"450\"><\/fb:like><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eFuj, to bylo hnusn\u00e9!\u201c odfrkla si KZ pot\u00e9, co ve zl\u00ednsk\u00e9 n\u00e1dra\u017ece dojedla pokrm jm\u00e9nem K\u0159upav\u00e9 ku\u0159e. \u201eTo je v po\u0159\u00e1dku. Sem se nechod\u00ed na j\u00eddlo, sem se chod\u00ed na re\u017enou,\u201c op\u00e1\u010dil NP.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[26,12],"class_list":["post-3262","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nadrazky","tag-kz","tag-npyrin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3262","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3262"}],"version-history":[{"count":27,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3262\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10258,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3262\/revisions\/10258"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}