{"id":346,"date":"2009-11-14T14:16:16","date_gmt":"2009-11-14T13:16:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=346"},"modified":"2009-11-16T08:04:49","modified_gmt":"2009-11-16T07:04:49","slug":"co-se-to-kurva-deje","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=346","title":{"rendered":"Co se to kurva d\u011bje?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/vedec_eye1_small.jpg\"><\/a>Zn\u00e1te je v\u0161ichni, vostr\u00fd nabu\u0161en\u00fd t\u00fdpci, post\u00e1vaj u vchodu do klubu, nev\u00e1haj\u00ed v\u00e1m prohledat batoh, zabavit vodu\u2026 nem\u00e1m je r\u00e1d, nechci takov\u00fd lidi na akc\u00edch potk\u00e1vat, nechci, aby mne u vchodu n\u011bjak\u00fd n\u00e1ckov\u00e9 prohled\u00e1vali a posuzovali, zda si zaslou\u017e\u00edm \u00fa\u010dast na koncertu\u2026<span> <\/span>Proto se velk\u00fdm akc\u00edm vyh\u00fdb\u00e1m, i kdy\u017e tam t\u0159eba hraje m\u00e1 obl\u00edben\u00e1 kapela, prost\u011b tohle jedn\u00e1n\u00ed nem\u00e1m zapot\u0159eb\u00ed. Doned\u00e1vna jsem si myslel, \u017ee Akropole je v\u00fdjimkou, ale\u2026<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">P\u0159edstavte si: jste na ve\u010d\u00edrku po koncert\u011b, skv\u011ble se bav\u00edte, tan\u010d\u00edte na parketu, v\u00e1\u0161 kamar\u00e1d si odlo\u017e\u00ed triko a bav\u00edte se d\u00e1l, pozd\u011bji si jde pro cig\u00e1ra na bar a najednou ho vid\u00edte vl\u00e1\u010den\u00e9ho ochrankou k\u00a0v\u00fdchodu (pr\u00fd ho nutili a\u0165 se obl\u00edkne, co\u017e odm\u00edtal), vyb\u011bhnete za n\u00edm (no nechali byste sv\u00fdho k\u00e1mo\u0161e jen tak vyhodit z\u00a0klubu?) a jak b\u011b\u017e\u00edte za n\u00edm, po\u0161le v\u00e1s na zem dob\u0159e m\u00ed\u0159en\u00e1 r\u00e1na p\u011bst\u00ed\u2026 pro\u010d?<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Co se to kurva d\u011bje? Pro\u010d na hip-hop\/metalov\u00e9m koncertu n\u011bkoho pohor\u0161uje chlupat\u00e1 mu\u017esk\u00e1 hru\u010f, pro\u010d musej dal\u0161\u00ed dva lidi dostat nakl\u00e1da\u010dku jen proto, \u017ee se do\u017eaduj\u00ed vysv\u011btlen\u00ed d\u016fvodu, pro kter\u00fd jejich k\u00e1mo\u0161e vedou ven? Pro\u010d v\u00e1m n\u011bjakej nabu\u0161ec placenej va\u0161\u00edm obl\u00edben\u00fdm klubem m\u016f\u017ee d\u00e1t r\u00e1nu jen: \u201eProto\u017ee m\u016f\u017ee\u201c (to bylo jeho z\u00e1v\u011bre\u010dn\u00e9 vysv\u011btlen\u00ed!). A za to vostrejm p\u00e1n\u016fm pat\u0159\u00ed sukovice!<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-346 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?attachment_id=351'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/lukas_victim-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?attachment_id=352'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/vedec_eye1_small-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?attachment_id=353'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/vedec_eye2-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?attachment_id=354'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/vedec_eye3-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?attachment_id=355'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/dsc_0989-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?attachment_id=356'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/dsc_0991-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/dsc_0991-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/dsc_0991-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/\/www\/sites\/7\/site17437\/public_html\/wp-content\/dsc_0991.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zn\u00e1te je v\u0161ichni, vostr\u00fd nabu\u0161en\u00fd t\u00fdpci, post\u00e1vaj u vchodu do klubu, nev\u00e1haj\u00ed v\u00e1m prohledat batoh, zabavit vodu\u2026 nem\u00e1m je r\u00e1d, nechci takov\u00fd lidi na akc\u00edch potk\u00e1vat, nechci, aby mne u vchodu n\u011bjak\u00fd n\u00e1ckov\u00e9 prohled\u00e1vali a posuzovali, zda si zaslou\u017e\u00edm \u00fa\u010dast na koncertu\u2026 Proto se velk\u00fdm akc\u00edm vyh\u00fdb\u00e1m, i kdy\u017e tam t\u0159eba hraje m\u00e1 obl\u00edben\u00e1 kapela, &hellip; 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