{"id":3503,"date":"2012-11-11T17:04:28","date_gmt":"2012-11-11T16:04:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=3503"},"modified":"2013-11-11T09:40:54","modified_gmt":"2013-11-11T08:40:54","slug":"bitov-beat-the-dog-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=3503","title":{"rendered":"B\u00edtov: Beat (the dog) off"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>\u201eHrab\u011b byl tak trochu podiv\u00edn&#8230;\u201c<\/em> pronesl pr\u016fvodce st\u00e1tn\u00edm hradem B\u00edtov, kdy\u017e jsme se ocitli v m\u00edstnosti pln\u00e9 vycpan\u00fdch ps\u016f. <em>\u201eA\u017e si sb\u00edrku prohl\u00e9dnete, sejdeme se u ko\u010dek,&#8221;<\/em> dodal je\u0161t\u011b. <\/p>\n<p><!--more-->NP s KZ se rozhodli pro podzimn\u00ed v\u00fdlet. A proto\u017ee nic nevystihuje lehce po\u0161mournou a dekadentn\u00ed n\u00e1ladu um\u00edraj\u00edc\u00ed p\u0159\u00edrody tak p\u0159esn\u011b jako taxidermick\u00e9 po\u010diny, vypravili se spole\u010dn\u011b na jihomoravsk\u00fd hrad B\u00edtov. NP m\u011bl \u010daj v termosce a KZ bez skrupul\u00ed projela v\u0161echny z\u00e1kazy vjezdu, tak\u017ee p\u0159ed nimi brzy z mlhy vystoupil B\u00edtov a jeho b\u0159itov\u00e1 v\u011b\u017e.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eObl\u00edben\u00e9 psy nech\u00e1val vycpat, m\u00e9n\u011b obl\u00edben\u00e9 poh\u0159b\u00edval,\u201c<\/em> vysv\u011btloval pr\u016fvodce v s\u00e1lu vyzdoben\u00e9m jedenapades\u00e1ti ps\u00edmi mrtvolami. Sb\u00edrka zooprepar\u00e1t\u016f barona Ji\u0159\u00edho Haase je unik\u00e1tn\u00ed nejen v tom, \u017ee je nev\u011bt\u0161\u00ed na sv\u011bt\u011b, ale i proto, \u017ee obsahuje n\u011bkter\u00e1 dnes ji\u017e vyhynul\u00e1 plemena &#8211; jako nap\u0159\u00edklad st\u00e1jov\u00e9ho pin\u010de, kter\u00e9ho jist\u011b zn\u00e1te z Ha\u0161kova \u0160vejka. Nebo od Mikiho Ryvoly. Nebo od Wanastowek. Nebo jste moc mlad\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>P\u0159esto\u017ee je na b\u00edtovsk\u00e9m hrad\u011b zak\u00e1z\u00e1no fotit, NP s KZ p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010dili sv\u00fdm \u0161armem a du\u0161en\u00fdm sm\u00edchem pr\u016fvodce, aby vyhnal v\u0161echny n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvn\u00edky z m\u00edstnosti a nechal je obohatit vycpanou sme\u010dku o jednoho Bran\u00edka \u0159\u00e1dn\u011b vychlazen\u00e9ho m\u00edstn\u00edm sychrav\u00fdm podneb\u00edm.<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-3503 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/bitov_1.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/bitov_1-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/bitov_2.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/bitov_2-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/bitov_3.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/bitov_3-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/bitov_4.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/bitov_4-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/bitov_5.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/bitov_5-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/bitov_6.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/bitov_6-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>P.S. Po n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bv\u011b hradu B\u00edtova NP a KZ ji\u017e nena\u0161li odvahu spole\u010dn\u011b nav\u0161t\u00edvit nedalek\u00e9 Jez\u00edrko l\u00e1sky. Jejich vztah byl pro tento den pos\u00edlen a\u017e a\u017e.<\/p>\n<p>P.P.S. Ob\u00e1v\u00e1me se v\u0161ak, \u017ee Alan Alda by se s baronem Haasem (kter\u00fd si mimochodem sv\u016fj \u0161lechtick\u00fd titul koupil za vag\u00f3n porcel\u00e1nu) v mnoh\u00e9m neshodl.<\/p>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=3503\" show_faces=\"true\" width=\"450\"><\/fb:like><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eHrab\u011b byl tak trochu podiv\u00edn&#8230;\u201c pronesl pr\u016fvodce st\u00e1tn\u00edm hradem B\u00edtov, kdy\u017e jsme se ocitli v m\u00edstnosti pln\u00e9 vycpan\u00fdch ps\u016f. \u201eA\u017e si sb\u00edrku prohl\u00e9dnete, sejdeme se u ko\u010dek,&#8221; dodal je\u0161t\u011b.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48,37],"tags":[26,12],"class_list":["post-3503","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-branik","category-foto-dna","tag-kz","tag-npyrin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3503","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3503"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3503\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6210,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3503\/revisions\/6210"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3503"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3503"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3503"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}