{"id":39,"date":"2008-12-05T18:09:25","date_gmt":"2008-12-05T17:09:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=39"},"modified":"2013-04-20T17:02:45","modified_gmt":"2013-04-20T16:02:45","slug":"impresionista-naruby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=39","title":{"rendered":"Impresionista naruby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dneska mi jeden chlap \u0159ekl, \u017ee u\u017e jsem nap\u016fl Ind. A mo\u017en\u00e1 m\u011bl recht. N\u011bjak se na mn\u011b ten pobyt za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 podepisovat.\u00a0M\u00edsto abych p\u0159eb\u00edral v Karolinu diplom, zevluju po indick\u00fdch\u00a0n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00edch. Dneska se mi cel\u00fd den motala \u0161keble od toho, jak jsem m\u011bl peumanentn\u011b nauv\u00e1no. V\u0161ecko\u00a0chyt\u00e1m do prav\u00e9 ruky. J\u00edm ve st\u00e1nku a piju vodu z kohoutku. Na zem si nesed\u00e1m, ale d\u0159ep\u00edm. Pou\u017eit\u00ed toaletn\u00edho pap\u00edru mi za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 p\u0159ipadat jako n\u011bco fakt ekl a z\u00e1chodov\u00e9 prk\u00fdnko jakbysmet. Zapom\u00edn\u00e1m mluvit anglicky. Zat\u00edm teda je\u0161t\u011b k\u00fdvu hlavou zep\u0159edu dozadu, ale to se mo\u017en\u00e1 taky\u00a0brzo zm\u011bn\u00ed. Mo\u017en\u00e1 je fakt nejvy\u0161\u0161\u00ed \u010das se vr\u00e1tit dom\u016f. Snad m\u011b tam nep\u0159ejede prvn\u00ed auto, a\u017e se budu na p\u0159echodu d\u00edvat doprava.<\/p>\n<p>A dovoluji si upozornit, \u017ee jsem dnes nakoupil upgrade indick\u00e9ho filmov\u00e9ho pexesa. 75 dvoji\u010dek a sam\u00ed krasavci. A aby to nebylo tak snadn\u00e9, na \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 karti\u010dce nen\u00ed popisek. Krom\u011b jedn\u00e9. M\u016f\u017eete si tipnout, kdo to je. Tentokr\u00e1t je sv\u011btle modr\u00fd.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dneska mi jeden chlap \u0159ekl, \u017ee u\u017e jsem nap\u016fl Ind. A mo\u017en\u00e1 m\u011bl recht. N\u011bjak se na mn\u011b ten pobyt za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 podepisovat.\u00a0M\u00edsto abych p\u0159eb\u00edral v Karolinu diplom, zevluju po indick\u00fdch\u00a0n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00edch. Dneska se mi cel\u00fd den motala \u0161keble od toho, jak jsem m\u011bl peumanentn\u011b nauv\u00e1no. V\u0161ecko\u00a0chyt\u00e1m do prav\u00e9 ruky. J\u00edm ve st\u00e1nku a piju vodu z &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=39\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Impresionista naruby&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,3],"tags":[8],"class_list":["post-39","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-indicke-deniky","category-vagusuv-denik","tag-indie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=39"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4636,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39\/revisions\/4636"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=39"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=39"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=39"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}