{"id":404,"date":"2010-01-31T21:37:30","date_gmt":"2010-01-31T20:37:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=404"},"modified":"2010-02-01T13:54:46","modified_gmt":"2010-02-01T12:54:46","slug":"boffy-nabijecka-upiru","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=404","title":{"rendered":"Boffy, nab\u00edje\u010dka up\u00edr\u016f"},"content":{"rendered":"

K pornokomiksu m\u00e1m v\u0159el\u00fd vztah, p\u011bstovan\u00fd u\u017e od d\u011btstv\u00ed. Dodne\u0161ka si v ostr\u00fdch obrysech vzpom\u00edn\u00e1m, jak jsem se dostal k prvn\u00edmu takov\u00e9mu se\u0161itku s kreslen\u00fdmi pras\u00e1rnami.<\/p>\n

Bylo n\u00e1m asi jeden\u00e1ct, mn\u011b a kamar\u00e1dovi. Holky za\u010d\u00ednaly pokukovat po eau de toilette, tv\u00e1\u0159enk\u00e1ch a jahodov\u00fdch lesc\u00edch na rty. My jsme mezit\u00edm kuli komplikovan\u00e9 pl\u00e1ny, jak obelhat trafikanta, aby n\u00e1m prodal n\u011bjak\u00fd erotick\u00fd \u010dasopis. Pot\u00e9, co jsme byli n\u011bkolikr\u00e1t nevyb\u00edrav\u011b a bez pochopen\u00ed odm\u00edtnuti, jsme se rozhodli pro starou dobrou ru\u010dn\u00ed pr\u00e1ci \u2013 \u010dti kr\u00e1de\u017e.<\/p>\n

M\u011bli jsme vyhl\u00e9dnutou perfektn\u00ed trafiku. Obsluhoval tam takov\u00fd ne\u0161kodn\u00fd ohnil\u00fd a poloslep\u00fd d\u011bdek, kter\u00fd m\u011bl ve zvyku d\u00e1vat star\u00e1 \u010d\u00edsla v\u0161eho mo\u017en\u00e9ho, co neprodal, ven za okno. Podobn\u00fdm zp\u016fsobem, jak\u00fdm se v\u00e1l\u00ed liter\u00e1rn\u00ed le\u017e\u00e1ky p\u0159ed v\u00fdlohami antikvari\u00e1t\u016f. Pl\u00e1n byl jednoduch\u00fd a geni\u00e1ln\u00ed. Kdy\u017e na to vzpom\u00edn\u00e1m, \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m si, \u017ee ten poctiv\u00fd \u017eivot jsme mo\u017en\u00e1 m\u011bli nakonec nechat jin\u00fdm.<\/p>\n

J\u00e1 jsem se sklonil k ok\u00e9nku a za\u010dal se dom\u00e1hat prvn\u00ed v\u011bci, kterou jsem vid\u011bl za jeho z\u00e1dy. D\u011bdek se s n\u00e1mahou zvedl, oto\u010dil a vykro\u010dil za tou tatrankou, bal\u00ed\u010dkem hokejist\u016f nebo \u010d\u00edm a mezit\u00edm \u0161up, jedn\u00edm elegantn\u00edm pohybem vyt\u00e1hl m\u016fj kamar\u00e1d prvn\u00ed nemravn\u011b vyhl\u00ed\u017eej\u00edc\u00ed titul v hrab\u00e1ku a schoval ho pod bundu. J\u00e1 jsem s p\u0159edst\u00edran\u00fdmi d\u00edky koupil to cosi, nerv\u00f3zn\u00edmi pohyby rukou jsem mu na pult\u00edk vysypal drobn\u00e9 a odb\u011bhl za n\u00edm.<\/p>\n

Nepamatuju si u\u017e, jak se ten \u010dasopis jmenoval. Zato si vzpom\u00edn\u00e1m na p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhy, kter\u00e9 tam byly. \u010c\u00edslo otv\u00edralo docela dlouh\u00e9 mellow drama z divok\u00e9ho z\u00e1padu. Mlad\u00fd rancher na\u0161el v pr\u00e9rii opu\u0161tenou indi\u00e1nku a oba se hned zamilovali. On hned zapomn\u011bl na k\u0159es\u0165anskou v\u00fdchovu a ona na \u017eenskou cudnost a pln\u011b se odd\u00e1vali fyzick\u00e9 l\u00e1sce. Kr\u00e1sa mlad\u00e9 rudo\u0161ky v\u0161ak u\u010darovala i jeho otci, tak\u017ee z toho nakonec vznikl zaj\u00edmav\u00fd incestn\u00ed milostn\u00ed troj\u00faheln\u00edk. D\u00e1l si na p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh moc nevzpom\u00edn\u00e1m, je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edm, \u017ee ona ot\u011bhotn\u011bla, ale nev\u011bnoval jsem mu velkou pozornost. Zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed je, \u017ee grafickou \u00fapravu bych dok\u00e1zal dodnes popsat, i kdybyste m\u011b vzbudili v sedm r\u00e1no po opici.<\/p>\n

Druh\u00fd p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh byl o Santa Clausovi. Nebyl tak dobr\u00fd jako ten prvn\u00ed, rozhodn\u011b po v\u00fdtvarn\u00e9 str\u00e1nce byl mnohem jednodu\u0161\u0161\u00ed a bez v\u0161ech t\u011bch podstatn\u00fdch detail\u016f. Ani nev\u00edm, kde nakonec ten \u010dasopis skon\u010dil. \u010casem jsme natrefili na trafikanta, kter\u00fd n\u00e1m prodal i tu nejoplzlej\u0161\u00ed \u010du\u0148\u00e1rnu v\u00fdm\u011bnou za pouhou stvrzenku od rodi\u010d\u016f. Ve \u0161kole jsme si hran\u011b dosp\u011bl\u00fdm p\u00edsmem na\u0161kr\u00e1bali vzkaz a v\u017edycky, kdy\u017e zbyla n\u011bjak\u00e1 p\u011btka, \u0161li nakoupit po\u0159\u00e1dn\u00e9 porno. Inspirace, Leo, Font\u00e1na, \u010cesk\u00e9 lo\u017enice, NEIreport\u2026 sam\u00e9 lep\u0161\u00ed tituly. Nejsp\u00ed\u0161 jsme ten komiks zahodili, proto\u017ee proti detail\u016fm ostr\u00fdch objektiv\u016f byly ty mal\u016fvky trochu k sm\u00edchu.<\/p>\n

Te\u010f jsem narazil na pornokomiks stejnou n\u00e1hodou, jako p\u0159ed lety. Z kamar\u00e1dova FTP jsem si stahoval Fassbinder\u016fv film Satanovo s\u00e9m\u011b. V adres\u00e1\u0159i jsem na\u0161el divn\u00e9 .pdf s titulem Boffy the Vampire Layer. Jak\u00fdm zp\u016fsobem se to dostalo k filmu, netu\u0161\u00edm. Ale docela se to hod\u00ed. \u2013 \u0159\u00e1dn\u011b poklesl\u00e9 up\u00edrsk\u00e9 porno. Pokud chcete, st\u00e1hn\u011bte si ho. V hlavn\u00ed roli Boffy, hrab\u011b Dickulots a jeho \u017eena, hrab\u011bnka Clitorina!<\/p>\n

Link na sta\u017een\u00ed komiksu ZDE<\/strong><\/a>!<\/p>\n

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K pornokomiksu m\u00e1m v\u0159el\u00fd vztah, p\u011bstovan\u00fd u\u017e od d\u011btstv\u00ed. Dodne\u0161ka si v ostr\u00fdch obrysech vzpom\u00edn\u00e1m, jak jsem se dostal k prvn\u00edmu takov\u00e9mu se\u0161itku s kreslen\u00fdmi pras\u00e1rnami.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31,20,3],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-404","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hermelin","category-pakultura","category-vagusuv-denik","tag-haimi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/404","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=404"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/404\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}