{"id":4043,"date":"2013-01-18T11:39:43","date_gmt":"2013-01-18T10:39:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=4043"},"modified":"2013-01-18T21:29:01","modified_gmt":"2013-01-18T20:29:01","slug":"kikkoman-tohle-vas-kecup-nedokaze","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=4043","title":{"rendered":"Kikkoman: Tohle v\u00e1\u0161 ke\u010dup nedok\u00e1\u017ee!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kone\u010dn\u011b je tu n\u011bkdo, kdo nakope marvelovsk\u00e9 superhrdiny do rozkrok\u016f. Nepoch\u00e1z\u00ed z Kryptonu, ale z planety Soy, proto se zaru\u010den\u011b stane mil\u00e1\u010dkem vegan\u016f.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?tag=vedec\" target=\"_blank\">V\u011bdec<\/a> n\u00e1s nau\u010dil nejen hl\u00e1sit se do telefonu \u201emo\u0161i mo\u0161i\u201c, ale tak\u00e9 konzumovat z\u00e1sadn\u011b s\u00f3jovou om\u00e1\u010dku Kikkoman, pro kterou jsme a\u017e do ned\u00e1vna museli jezdit spole\u010dn\u011b do Makra. Nyn\u00ed m\u00e1me d\u016fvod milovat Kikkomana je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edc. \u017d\u00e1dn\u00e1 jin\u00e1 om\u00e1\u010dka toti\u017e nem\u00e1 sv\u00e9ho superhrdinu. A je\u0161t\u011b tak zatracen\u011b atraktivn\u00edho a bojovn\u00e9ho.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/kikkoman_spajz.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/kikkoman_spajz.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"kikkoman_spajz\" width=\"490\" height=\"490\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4051\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/kikkoman_spajz.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/kikkoman_spajz-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/kikkoman_spajz-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Kikkoman je mu\u017en\u00fd a svalnat\u00fd. S nem\u011bnn\u00fdm \u00fasm\u011bvem na l\u00edc\u00ed nepot\u0159ebuje skr\u00fdvat nedokonalosti sv\u00e9ho t\u011bla a tak se exponuje jen v n\u00e1padn\u011b dlouh\u00e9 bedern\u00ed rou\u0161ce. Ryb\u00edm okem pevn\u011b prohl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed sv\u016fj hood ne z v\u00fd\u0161in mrakodrap\u016f, ale z dr\u00e1t\u016f vysok\u00e9ho nap\u011bt\u00ed a pyramid, doprov\u00e1zen v\u011brnou plastovou rybi\u010dkou, ve kter\u00e9 se oby\u010dejn\u011b ze sushi restaurac\u00ed voz\u00ed s\u00f3jov\u00e1 om\u00e1\u010dka.<\/p>\n<p>Chytlav\u00fd refr\u00e9n se v\u00e1m zavrt\u00e1 na dlouh\u00e9 t\u00fddny do u\u0161\u00ed a vy budete nev\u011b\u0159\u00edcn\u011b sledovat, jak Kikkoman sv\u00fdm mocn\u00fdm Kikko-punchem poko\u0159\u00ed mafi\u00e1ny jakuzy i v\u0161echny ostatn\u00ed om\u00e1\u010dky, Worcester, ke\u010dup, ho\u0159\u010dice i majon\u00e9zu, pak se zjev\u00ed jako b\u016fh na obloze a nakonec dojde i na sex (by\u0165 s varov\u00e1n\u00edm \u201edon&#8217;t try this at home\u201c). A j\u00e1 se v\u00e1s pt\u00e1m &#8211; kdo z v\u00e1s to m\u00e1? Rozhodn\u011b teda my a V\u011bdec ve \u0161pajzu!<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/wNW-Xl0xetc\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\n<em>Siln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed povahy si pak mohou pustit i <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=_HckRLrBXQM\" target=\"_blank\">p\u016fvodn\u00ed verzi<\/a> s ob\u011b\u0161enou ko\u010dkou a nahat\u00fdma kozama.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>A perli\u010dka na z\u00e1v\u011br &#8211; v\u011bta \u201eshow you\u201c v refr\u00e9nu odkazuje na japonsk\u00e9 slovo \u201esh\u014dyu\u201c, kter\u00e9 znamen\u00e1 s\u00f3jov\u00e1 om\u00e1\u010dka. Jak jinak taky, \u017ee?!<\/p>\n<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=4043\" send=\"true\" font=\"\"><\/fb:like><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kone\u010dn\u011b je tu n\u011bkdo, kdo nakope marvelovsk\u00e9 superhrdiny do rozkrok\u016f. Nepoch\u00e1z\u00ed z Kryptonu, ale z planety Soy, proto se zaru\u010den\u011b stane mil\u00e1\u010dkem vegan\u016f.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,24],"tags":[26],"class_list":["post-4043","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pakultura","category-videostop","tag-kz"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4043","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4043"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4043\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4061,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4043\/revisions\/4061"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4043"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4043"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4043"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}