{"id":449,"date":"2010-03-01T10:55:44","date_gmt":"2010-03-01T09:55:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=449"},"modified":"2014-04-26T07:54:13","modified_gmt":"2014-04-26T06:54:13","slug":"z-kralovnina-sklipku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=449","title":{"rendered":"Z kr\u00e1lovnina skl\u00edpku&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A\u010dkoliv je shnil\u00e9 kr\u00e1lovstv\u00ed jedna z nej\u0161\u0165astn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch zem\u00ed na sv\u011bt\u011b, m\u00edstn\u00ed ceny alkoholu jsou nevesel\u00e9, a tak jsem tu nucen p\u00edt dobroty, kter\u00fdch bych se norm\u00e1ln\u011b ani netknul. Mysl\u00edm, \u017ee za p\u00e1r m\u011bs\u00edc\u016f bude m\u016fj \u017ealudek p\u0159ipom\u00ednat n\u011bco mezi ostravskou olejovou lagunou a vnit\u0159kem \u010dernobylsk\u00e9ho sarkof\u00e1gu. No nic, alespo\u0148 jsem pro v\u00e1s p\u0159ipravil kr\u00e1tk\u00fd test t\u011bch nejlevn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch utrejch\u016f ze zdej\u0161\u00edch s\u00e1mo\u0161ek&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>1) Dansk Pilsner<\/strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/dansko_chlast_1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-450\" title=\"Dansk Pilsner\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/dansko_chlast_1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<!--more-->Nejlevn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed pivo \u0161iroko daleko, tud\u00ed\u017e i nej\u010dast\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ozdoba ka\u017ed\u00e9ho ve\u010d\u00edrku. Hrom\u00e1dky pr\u00e1zdn\u00fdch t\u0159etinek spolehliv\u011b najdete i na velmi nepravd\u011bpodobn\u00fdch m\u00edstech. Jednoduch\u00e1 etiketa zelen\u00e9 barvy zd\u016fraz\u0148uje p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm 4,6% obsah alkoholu, lehce p\u0159ikr\u00e1\u0161leno obiln\u00fdmi snopy okolo. Lehkou ironii v n\u00e1zvu pom\u00edj\u00edm. V\u016fn\u011b nijak\u00e1, stejn\u011b tak chu\u0165. Bublinkov\u00e1 voda s pivn\u00ed p\u0159\u00edchut\u00ed? Za dva a p\u016fl pen\u00edzku s d\u00edrkou uprost\u0159ed, pro\u010d ne. Hrd\u00fdm v\u00fdrobcem je diskontn\u00ed \u0159et\u011bzec Fakta.<\/p>\n<p><strong>2) Prins Kristian<\/strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/dansko_chlast_2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-451\" title=\"Prins Kristian\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/dansko_chlast_2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nPrvn\u00ed z\u00e1kon lihovin: \u010d\u00edm je v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed plachetnice na etiket\u011b, t\u00edm je cena ni\u017e\u0161\u00ed. Alkoholy bez plachetnice neberte v potaz. Tak\u017ee tu m\u00e1me l\u00e1hev nemlich jako od tuzem\u00e1ku, uvnit\u0159 pak sv\u011btl\u00e9 pivo nev\u00fdrazn\u00e9 chuti se siln\u00fdm z\u00e1vanem kvasnic. O korunku dra\u017e\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e <em>D\u00e1nsk\u00fd le\u017e\u00e1k<\/em>, o procento siln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. Le\u010d tahle dro\u017e\u010fov\u00e1 podivnost za to fakt nestoj\u00ed. <\/p>\n<p><strong>3) Danish Pride<\/strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/dansko_chlast_3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-452\" title=\"Danish Pride\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/dansko_chlast_3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<em>D\u00e1nsk\u00e1 hrdost<\/em>? Eh?! \u017de by tady m\u011bli n\u011bjak\u00e9 tajn\u00e9 nazi-pivovary? No ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b za cenu dvou Dansk pilsner\u016f m\u016f\u017eete koupit osm procent alkoholu a zbytek lahve pln\u00fd neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u00e9 pivn\u00ed b\u0159e\u010dky. Do piva pat\u0159\u00ed chmel a ne sirup proti ka\u0161li, si mysl\u00edm. V\u016fn\u011b takt\u00e9\u017e nasl\u00e1dl\u00e1 a nev\u00e1bn\u00e1. U m\u011b propad\u00e1k, ale soud\u011b dle lahv\u00ed okolo kontejner\u016f domorodci celkem obl\u00edben\u00e9 pitivo. <\/p>\n<p><strong>4) Sm\u00e5 Bl\u00e5<\/strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/dansko_chlast_4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-453\" title=\"Sm\u00e5 Bl\u00e5\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/dansko_chlast_4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nTak tohle u\u017e pat\u0159\u00ed do kategorie patok\u016f s v\u00fdstrahou. <em>Mal\u00e1 modr\u00e1<\/em>? Dvacetiprocentn\u00ed l\u00e9ko\u0159icov\u00e1 vodka? A to si ze m\u011b d\u011blaj\u00ed legraci? Mo\u017en\u00e1 pou\u017eiteln\u00e9 jako le\u0161tidlo na n\u00e1bytek, ale k pit\u00ed rozhodn\u011b ne. I tu rozko\u0161nou modrou fla\u0161ku jsme obratem vyhodili. Never more!<\/p>\n<p><strong>5) Kirs Sano<\/strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/dansko_chlast_5.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-454\" title=\"Kirs Sano\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/dansko_chlast_5.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nLevn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e krabic\u00e1k, patn\u00e1ct procent alkoholu za \u0161estn\u00e1ct DKK, chu\u0165 neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u00e1. Kdosi tu prohl\u00e1sil, \u017ee: \u201e<em>&#8230;it smells like death<\/em>\u201c. K tomu nem\u00e1m co dodat. V nose i na jazyku skute\u010dn\u011b c\u00edt\u00edte hnij\u00edc\u00ed chryzant\u00e9my, polsk\u00e9 sv\u00ed\u010dky a h\u0159bitovn\u00ed hl\u00ednu. V\u00fdrobce uv\u00e1d\u00ed, \u017ee do toho d\u00e1v\u00e1 cukr, l\u00edh, vodu, ovocn\u00e9 v\u00edno, \u201evi\u0161\u0148ov\u00e9\u201c aroma a spoustu chemik\u00e1li\u00ed, nejsp\u00ed\u0161 na zlep\u0161en\u00ed chuti. Samo o sob\u011b hubuleptaj\u00edc\u00ed, ale kdy\u017e ho sm\u00edch\u00e1te s colou, z\u00edsk\u00e1te uch\u00e1zej\u00edc\u00ed hopsinkovou \u0161\u0165\u00e1vu. N\u011bco tak obskurn\u00edho si rozhodn\u011b zaslou\u017e\u00ed b\u00fdt v\u00edt\u011bzem testu. <\/p>\n<p>P.S.: Ke cti v\u0161ech uveden\u00fdch patok\u016f je pot\u0159eba uv\u00e9st, \u017ee ve\u0161ker\u00e9 lahve i plechovky jsou vratn\u00e9. \u0160t\u011bst\u00ed, kam se pod\u00edv\u00e1\u0161&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=449\" show_faces=\"true\" width=\"450\"><\/fb:like><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A\u010dkoliv je shnil\u00e9 kr\u00e1lovstv\u00ed jedna z nej\u0161\u0165astn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch zem\u00ed na sv\u011bt\u011b, m\u00edstn\u00ed ceny alkoholu jsou nevesel\u00e9, a tak jsem tu nucen p\u00edt dobroty, kter\u00fdch bych se norm\u00e1ln\u011b ani netknul. Mysl\u00edm, \u017ee za p\u00e1r m\u011bs\u00edc\u016f bude m\u016fj \u017ealudek p\u0159ipom\u00ednat n\u011bco mezi ostravskou olejovou lagunou a vnit\u0159kem \u010dernobylsk\u00e9ho sarkof\u00e1gu. No nic, alespo\u0148 jsem pro v\u00e1s p\u0159ipravil kr\u00e1tk\u00fd test &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=449\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Z kr\u00e1lovnina skl\u00edpku&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43,28,3],"tags":[42,19],"class_list":["post-449","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shnile-kralovstvi-danske","category-vagourmet","category-vagusuv-denik","tag-dansko","tag-matous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/449","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=449"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/449\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6856,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/449\/revisions\/6856"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=449"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=449"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}