{"id":4589,"date":"2013-04-14T12:20:12","date_gmt":"2013-04-14T11:20:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=4589"},"modified":"2013-04-15T07:26:23","modified_gmt":"2013-04-15T06:26:23","slug":"mrtvy-klid-nedelniho-odpoledne-viii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=4589","title":{"rendered":"Mrtv\u00fd klid ned\u011bln\u00edho odpoledne VIII"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>\u201eRozveden\u00ed? \u010cerstv\u011b vdan\u00e9? P\u0159est\u011bhovan\u00ed? Mal\u00e9 d\u011bti? V\u011bt\u0161\u00ed d\u011bti? Vysok\u00e1 \u0161kola? Nezam\u011bstnan\u00ed?\u201c<\/em> popisuje Facebook sv\u00e9 u\u017eivatele inzertn\u00edm \u0161aman\u016fm. A oni ka\u017ed\u00e9 r\u00e1no z\u00edraj\u00ed do statistik, cucaj\u00ed kafe a p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00ed, jak lidem je\u0161t\u011b l\u00edp a p\u0159esn\u011bji vnucovat hovadiny. Reklama je zlo a stejn\u011b nefunguje, m\u00e1vnou rukou experti na chodb\u00e1ch univerzit. Pak v n\u00ed za\u010dnou pracovat. <\/p>\n<p><!--more-->N\u011bkde v tich\u00e9m \u0161umu serverov\u00fdch farem si stroje \u010dtou moje emaily a z\u00edraj\u00ed na m\u00e9 fotky. Dob\u0159e v\u00ed, co je pro m\u011b nejlep\u0161\u00ed. Za drobn\u00fd \u00faplatek se o to r\u00e1dy s k\u00fdmkoliv pod\u011bl\u00ed. Nen\u00e1padn\u011b se to za\u010dne odv\u00edjet v nekone\u010dn\u00fdch sloupech na okraj\u00edch str\u00e1nek, zlat\u00e9m r\u00e1mu budoucnosti. Pot\u0159ebuju lep\u0161\u00ed pr\u00e1ci. Sprchov\u00fd gel pro mlad\u00e9 mu\u017ee. V\u00edc knih z antikvari\u00e1tu. Stylov\u00fd retro n\u00e1bytek. Nau\u010dit se l\u00edp ps\u00e1t anglick\u00e9 emaily. P\u0159e\u010d\u00edst si recenze na nov\u00e9 epizody <em>Mad Men.<\/em> Proto\u017ee reklama je prost\u011b bo\u017e\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Lepkav\u00e1 sm\u011bs sledov\u00e1n\u00ed, vyhodnocov\u00e1n\u00ed, doporu\u010den\u00ed a vnucov\u00e1n\u00ed promaz\u00e1van\u00e1 nekone\u010dn\u00fdm mno\u017estv\u00ed pen\u011bz pomalu prosakuje ze Silicon Valley a\u017e na p\u00e1s u pokladny v pra\u017esk\u00e9 s\u00e1mo\u0161ce. \u017dmoul\u00e1m dr\u017eadlo od ko\u0161\u00edku, poslouch\u00e1m muzak a kouk\u00e1m na posunuj\u00edc\u00ed se p\u0159ehl\u00eddku zbo\u017e\u00ed, obraz spole\u010dnosti vyveden\u00fd v rohl\u00edc\u00edch a mandarink\u00e1ch. Fronta se pomalu posunuje a ve skladb\u011b n\u00e1kup\u016f se za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 objevovat syst\u00e9m. Chv\u00edle osv\u00edcen\u00ed. Toustov\u00fd chleba Clever, ke\u010dup Clever, zlevn\u011bn\u00e9 ku\u0159ec\u00ed p\u00e1rky, zlevn\u011bn\u00e1 broskvov\u00e1 vodka. A na z\u00e1v\u011br se trochu nepat\u0159i\u010dn\u011b veze symbol prosperity. N\u011bkdy je to Actimel od Danone, n\u011bkdy nov\u00e1 p\u0159\u00edchu\u0165 Bebedobr\u00e9r\u00e1no. M\u016f\u017ee\u0161 si dovolit j\u00edst jenom pr\u016fmyslov\u00fd odpad, ale chce\u0161 k tomu alespo\u0148 n\u011bco drah\u00e9ho a leskl\u00e9ho, co t\u011b p\u0159ibl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed t\u011bm kr\u00e1sn\u00fdm lidem z fotobanky. S\u00e1m nev\u00ed\u0161, co p\u0159esn\u011b by to m\u011blo b\u00fdt, a proto ti to n\u011bkdo mus\u00ed \u0159\u00edct. Doma se sval\u00ed\u0161 na prosed\u011bn\u00fd gau\u010d, bude\u0161 chv\u00edli marn\u011b sn\u00edt o dovolen\u00e9 a splacen\u00e9 p\u016fj\u010dce, a pak si ud\u011bl\u00e1\u0161 radost pan\u00e1kem na\u0159ed\u011bn\u00e9ho jogurtu. \u00dat\u011bcha k nezaplacen\u00ed. <\/p>\n<p>A za pokladnami zase reklama. N\u00e1st\u011bnka s inzer\u00e1ty. Byznys, kter\u00fd v\u00e1s do Top 100 \u010dasopisu Forbes nikdy nedostane. Prodej knih za dvacku, \u0161melen\u00ed s vete\u0161\u00ed a n\u00e1hradn\u00edmi d\u00edly, mas\u00e1\u017ee v gar\u00e1\u017ei na Ji\u017en\u00edm m\u011bst\u011b, v\u011b\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed z ruky a l\u00e9\u010div\u00e9 krystaly, levn\u00e1 nad\u011bje na nalezen\u00ed smyslu ve sv\u011bt\u011b, p\u0159ed jeho\u017e skute\u010dnou povahou rad\u0161i zav\u00edr\u00e1me o\u010di. Jeden typ neum\u011ble napsan\u00e9ho l\u00edstku se v\u017edy najde na ka\u017ed\u00e9 n\u00e1st\u011bnce, u ka\u017ed\u00fdch pokladen. Sh\u00e1n\u00edm pr\u00e1ci. Brig\u00e1du. Cokoliv. Rychle. Volejte kdykoliv. A v\u00fddech v\u011btr\u00e1k\u016f rozechv\u00edv\u00e1 netknutou \u0159adu l\u00edstk\u016f s telefonn\u00edm \u010d\u00edslem.<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-4589 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/MKNO_inzeraty_1.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/MKNO_inzeraty_1-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/MKNO_inzeraty_2.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/MKNO_inzeraty_2-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/MKNO_inzeraty_3.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/MKNO_inzeraty_3-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/MKNO_inzeraty_4.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/MKNO_inzeraty_4-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/MKNO_inzeraty_5.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/MKNO_inzeraty_5-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=4589\"><\/fb:like><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eRozveden\u00ed? \u010cerstv\u011b vdan\u00e9? P\u0159est\u011bhovan\u00ed? Mal\u00e9 d\u011bti? V\u011bt\u0161\u00ed d\u011bti? Vysok\u00e1 \u0161kola? Nezam\u011bstnan\u00ed?\u201c popisuje Facebook sv\u00e9 u\u017eivatele inzertn\u00edm \u0161aman\u016fm. A oni ka\u017ed\u00e9 r\u00e1no z\u00edraj\u00ed do statistik, cucaj\u00ed kafe a p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00ed, jak lidem je\u0161t\u011b l\u00edp a p\u0159esn\u011bji vnucovat hovadiny. Reklama je zlo a stejn\u011b nefunguje, m\u00e1vnou rukou experti na chodb\u00e1ch univerzit. Pak v n\u00ed za\u010dnou pracovat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,3],"tags":[19],"class_list":["post-4589","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mrtvy-klid-nedelniho-odpoledne","category-vagusuv-denik","tag-matous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4589","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4589"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4589\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4600,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4589\/revisions\/4600"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}