{"id":4693,"date":"2013-04-24T14:19:02","date_gmt":"2013-04-24T13:19:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=4693"},"modified":"2018-11-27T20:05:29","modified_gmt":"2018-11-27T19:05:29","slug":"rakovnik-chcipni-do-rana-na-chlupaty-zuby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=4693","title":{"rendered":"Rakovn\u00edk: Chc\u00edpni do r\u00e1na na chlupat\u00fd zuby!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>\u201eJsem Sim\u00edr Gerch\u00e1n,\u201c<\/em> p\u0159edstavil se n\u00e1m drobn\u00fd mu\u017e\u00edk s bradkou a vecpal se n\u00e1m do kompozi\u010dn\u011b promy\u0161len\u00e9ho z\u00e1b\u011bru. Jeho rev\u00edrem ov\u0161em nebyla d\u00e1lnice, n\u00fdbr\u017e n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed v Rakovn\u00edku.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Sim\u00edr byl jedna z m\u00e1la v\u011bc\u00ed, co jsme ten den stihli. Rakovnick\u00e1 n\u00e1dra\u017eka se toti\u017e 19. 4. 2013 po dvou letech slavnostn\u011b otv\u00edrala. Dokonce plak\u00e1t m\u011bli. Sl\u00e1va to byla velik\u00e1, muzika p\u0159ijela, historick\u00fd vl\u00e1\u010dek, noviny u toho byly. Jen my ne, proto\u017ee jsme dorazili rychl\u00edkem z Dejvic a\u017e na \u0161estou. Z velk\u00e9 sl\u00e1vy na n\u00e1s zbyl jen obrovsk\u00fd krocan, vlastn\u011b krocani dva, kter\u00e9 pekl p\u0159ed n\u00e1dra\u017ekou t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 bezzub\u00fd Venca. Nachystal n\u00e1m po\u0159\u00e1dnou porci\u010dku na t\u00e1cek, spolu s v\u00fdte\u010dnou ho\u0159\u010dic\u00ed a patkami chleba, co\u017e NP hlasit\u011b kvitoval. KZ chyb\u011bla okurka, proto\u017ee je ze <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=4078\" target=\"_blank\">Znojma<\/a> a holky ze Znojma jak zn\u00e1mo na okurku nezapom\u00ednaj\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Proto\u017ee se tu dnes t\u011b\u0161ili z\u00e1jmu m\u00e9di\u00ed, i redakce v\u00e1gus.cz byla v\u00edtanou atrakc\u00ed. Brzy se k n\u00e1m p\u0159ito\u010dilo n\u011bkolik Pavl\u016f (krom\u011b Vency a Sim\u00edra se tu v\u0161ichni jmenuj\u00ed Pavel) a odhalili n\u00e1m, \u017ee n\u00e1dra\u017eku tu vede Pra\u017e\u00e1k, ale to nevad\u00ed, ten je dobrej. Ostatn\u011b u\u017e v Rakovn\u00edku n\u011bkolik restaura\u010dn\u00edch za\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed provozuje. \u0158e\u010d se z\u00e1hy sto\u010dila na muziku (najm\u011b E!E a Alkehol) s t\u00edm, \u017ee m\u00e1me na konci kv\u011btna dojet na pank\u00e1\u010de do Lu\u017en\u00e9. Jsou prej slu\u0161n\u00fd a solidn\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/rakovnik_12.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/rakovnik_12.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"rakovnik_12\" width=\"480\" height=\"318\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4784\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/rakovnik_12.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/rakovnik_12-300x198.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>P\u0159esto\u017ee restaurace byla otev\u0159ena teprve p\u00e1r hodin, u\u017e se v n\u00ed stihl nakumulovat ten spr\u00e1vn\u00fd n\u00e1dra\u017ekov\u00fd smrad. Nechali jsme se j\u00edm pohltit a zasedli pod n\u00e1st\u011bnnou fresku ke stolu se zelen\u00fdm ubrusem s vyveden\u00fdm logem piva <strong>Bakal\u00e1\u0159<\/strong>. To zde m\u011bli hned v n\u011bkolika verz\u00edch \u2013 <strong>des\u00edtku<\/strong>, <strong>jeden\u00e1ctku<\/strong>, <strong>dvan\u00e1ctku<\/strong> a <strong>polotmav\u00e9<\/strong>. Nen\u00ed divu, kdy\u017e se va\u0159\u00ed p\u0159\u00edmo v Rakovn\u00edku. V\u0161ak i n\u00e1dra\u017eka se zde spr\u00e1vn\u011b jmenuje <strong>Bakal\u00e1\u0159sk\u00e1 restaurace na n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed<\/strong>. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed proti na\u0161im magistersk\u00fdm titul\u016fm nikdo nic nenam\u00edtal a krom piva n\u00e1s po\u010dastovali je\u0161t\u011b extra mastn\u00fdmi bramb\u016frkami, proto\u017ee kuchy\u0148 je\u0161t\u011b nepram\u00e1vala. <\/p>\n<p>Magistra KZ, kter\u00e1 si v bakal\u00e1\u0159sk\u00e9 n\u00e1dra\u017en\u00ed restauraci chystala p\u0159ihl\u00e1\u0161ku na doktor\u00e1t, se brzy musela odebrat na toaletu. Nafasovala kl\u00ed\u010dky a vypravila se na per\u00f3n. Rekonstrukce asi skon\u010dila teprve ned\u00e1vno, a tak byly toalety je\u0161t\u011b pln\u00e9 suti, kterou KZ mr\u0161tn\u011b p\u0159esko\u010dila. M\u00edstn\u00ed z\u00e1chody nejsou nepodobn\u00e9 t\u011bm <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=4131\" target=\"_blank\">na Vset\u00edn\u011b v cukr\u00e1rn\u011b Eva<\/a>. \u017densk\u00e1 a mu\u017esk\u00e1 \u010d\u00e1st jsou odd\u011bleny pouze zd\u011bnou p\u0159ep\u00e1\u017ekou s t\u00edm rozd\u00edlem, \u017ee na Vset\u00edn\u011b je p\u0159ep\u00e1\u017eka otev\u0159en\u00e1 dole, v Rakovn\u00edce naho\u0159e. <em>\u201eTo se to ch\u010dije do vody,\u201c<\/em> zaslechla KZ uznal\u00fd koment\u00e1\u0159 jednoho z n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvn\u00edk\u016f s pat\u0159i\u010dn\u00fdm zvukov\u00fdm doprovodem. NP ji pak osv\u011btlil, \u017ee zde disponuj\u00ed star\u00fdm dobr\u00fdm a osv\u011bd\u010den\u00fdm \u017el\u00e1bkem.<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-4693 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/rakovnik_01.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/rakovnik_01-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/rakovnik_02.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/rakovnik_02-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" 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decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/rakovnik_10-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/rakovnik_11.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/rakovnik_11-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/rakovnik_12.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/rakovnik_12-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>Kdy\u017e padla tma, v\u0161ichni se st\u00e1hli do \u00fatrob n\u00e1dra\u017eky, kde se za\u010dali odd\u00e1vat hazardn\u00edm hr\u00e1m. Tedy \u0161ipk\u00e1m a jukeboxu, je\u017e jsou um\u00edst\u011bny ve speci\u00e1ln\u00ed ohr\u00e1dce. <em>\u201eChc\u00edpni do r\u00e1na na chlupat\u00fd zuby!\u201c<\/em> proklel Vencu ne\u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u00fd soupe\u0159. Venca si z toho nic ned\u011blal, moc zub\u016f ji\u017e beztak nem\u011bl, a jist\u011b s\u00e1zel \u0161ipky do nejvy\u0161\u0161\u00edch hodnot. <em>\u201eChc\u00edpni do r\u00e1na na hore\u010dku omladnic!\u201c<\/em> proklel soupe\u0159 Vencu podruh\u00e9. Zda jej proklel i do t\u0159etice, jsme se ji\u017e bohu\u017eel nedozv\u011bd\u011bli. Hodiny toti\u017e ukazovaly, \u017ee je pr\u00e1v\u011b \u010das opustit lok\u00e1l a vydat se na vlak ku Praze. Netu\u0161ili jsme v\u0161ak, \u017ee restaurace pou\u017e\u00edv\u00e1 nekal\u00fdch trik\u016f, aby si udr\u017eela klientelu. \u010casom\u00edra \u0161la o p\u011bt minut pozd\u011bji, tak\u017ee na per\u00f3n\u011b n\u00e1s \u010dekala pouze rud\u00e1 sv\u011btla odj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bj\u00edc\u00ed soupravy a v\u00fdsm\u011bch v\u00fdprav\u010d\u00edho. Evidentn\u011b jsme ten den nebyli prvn\u00ed ani posledn\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Atmosf\u00e9ra<\/strong>: * * * (\u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd \u00fatuln\u00fd kamrl\u00edk, ale po\u0159\u00e1dn\u00e1 ar\u00e9na pro \u0161erm \u017eidlemi)<br \/>\n<strong>Obsluha<\/strong>: * * (na Pra\u017e\u00e1ky dobr\u00fd)<br \/>\n<strong>Pivo<\/strong>: * * * * (jeden\u00e1cka b\u011bhem ve\u010dera do\u0161la)<br \/>\n<strong>J\u00eddlo<\/strong>: * * * * (za krocana)<br \/>\n<strong>Hajzl\u00edky<\/strong>: * * * (vyzdvihujeme, \u017ee d\u00edky benevolentn\u00edmu propojen\u00ed jsou \u010d\u00e1ste\u010dn\u011b unisexov\u00e9)<\/p>\n<p>P. S. Se Sim\u00edrem m\u00e1me nejen fotku, ale i <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/shop\/?&#038;id=30\" target=\"_blank\">trika<\/a>. Pi\u0161te si o n\u011b <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?page_id=753\" target=\"_blank\">sem<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=4693\" send=\"true\" font=\"\"><\/fb:like><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eJsem Sim\u00edr Gerch\u00e1n,\u201c p\u0159edstavil se n\u00e1m drobn\u00fd mu\u017e\u00edk s bradkou a vecpal se n\u00e1m do kompozi\u010dn\u011b promy\u0161len\u00e9ho z\u00e1b\u011bru. Jeho rev\u00edrem ov\u0161em nebyla d\u00e1lnice, n\u00fdbr\u017e n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed v Rakovn\u00edku.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[26,12],"class_list":["post-4693","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nadrazky","tag-kz","tag-npyrin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4693","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4693"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4693\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10192,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4693\/revisions\/10192"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4693"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4693"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4693"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}