{"id":4913,"date":"2013-06-12T09:51:23","date_gmt":"2013-06-12T08:51:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=4913"},"modified":"2013-12-05T23:33:20","modified_gmt":"2013-12-05T22:33:20","slug":"teplice-byl-to-sejn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=4913","title":{"rendered":"Teplice: Byl to \u0160ejn?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Byli jsme na cest\u011b do vesnice Moldava na hranic\u00edch \u010cech s N\u011bmeckem, kde n\u00e1s m\u011bla \u010dekat v\u00fdjime\u010dn\u00e1 n\u00e1dra\u017eka (disponuje svou str\u00e1nkou na Facebooku, pr\u00fd tak\u00e9 poctivou pivokuchyn\u00ed a tamn\u00ed n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed s p\u0159eru\u0161en\u00fdmi hrani\u010dn\u00edmi kolejnicemi za sebou m\u00e1 n\u011bjakou historii). Spletit\u00e9 cesty \u010cD n\u00e1s dovedly do Teplic, kde jsme m\u011bli p\u0159esedlat. Teplick\u00fd autobusov\u00fd spoj ale jaksi neexistoval, tamn\u00ed autobusov\u00e9 n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed za\u017eilo lep\u0161\u00ed \u010dasy a \u0161of\u00e9\u0159i Karos se na sm\u011bnu z\u0159ejm\u011b vyka\u0161lali. Tedy p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Pohl\u00e9dli jsme na vznosnou budovu n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed, u\u017e na konci 19. stolet\u00ed architektonickou perlu Rakouska-Uherska, a vid\u011bli jsme, \u017ee je\u0161t\u011b nen\u00ed nic ztraceno. K obhl\u00eddce n\u00e1s nejprve vyzval n\u00e1dra\u017en\u00ed sek\u00e1\u010d p\u0159ipom\u00ednaj\u00edc\u00ed legend\u00e1rn\u00ed zesnul\u00fd Megasek\u00e1\u010d na pra\u017esk\u00e9m Hlav\u00e1ku. Hned vedle \u010dekala takzvan\u00e1 n\u00e1dra\u017eka. Naozaj se n\u00e1m ale zd\u00e1lo, \u017ee m\u00ed\u0159\u00edme do oby\u010dejn\u00e9ho sportbaru situovan\u00e9ho v budov\u011b n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Honosn\u00e1 n\u00e1dra\u017en\u00ed hala, secese a neostyly, zlat\u00fd v\u011bk a podobn\u00e9 ide\u00e1ly byly vyst\u0159\u00edd\u00e1ny tvrdo\u0161\u00edjnou nonstopovitost\u00ed. St\u0159edn\u011b velk\u00e1 m\u00edstnost s ni\u017e\u0161\u00edmi stropy, men\u0161\u00edmi okny a klasick\u00fdm oran\u017eovo-hn\u011bdo-\u010derven\u00fdm zabarven\u00edm zd\u00ed i invent\u00e1\u0159e nep\u016fsobila nijak zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u011b. Lok\u00e1l, kam zapadnete ve t\u0159i r\u00e1no a h\u00e1z\u00edte na st\u016fl hodin\u00e1\u0159e. N\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bva ve t\u0159i odpoledne n\u00e1m ale uk\u00e1zala esenci podniku tak, abychom si ji pamatovali nav\u017edy. Upoutala r\u016fznorodost \u2013 ple\u0161at\u00fd kmet v tv\u00eddov\u00fdch kalhotech, b\u00edl\u00fd vous a lamentov\u00e1n\u00ed, mladick\u00e1 nalitost i popracovn\u00ed \u0161kopek. Bezvlas\u00e9mu starci zejm\u00e9na \u010dinil probl\u00e9my vchod na toalety, pro\u010de\u017e dobr\u00fdch deset minut z\u00e1polil s dve\u0159mi.<\/p>\n<p>Blon\u010fat\u00e1, sympatick\u00e1 t\u0159ic\u00e1tnice n\u00e1m poskytla pivo velmi rychle a bez opt\u00e1n\u00ed. Nikdo neprotestoval. Pivo zavr\u017een\u00edhodn\u00e9 zna\u010dky Gambrinus bylo kupodivu chutn\u00e9 a za bratru 23 K\u010d neodolateln\u00e9. Na p\u0159et\u0159es u vedlej\u0161\u00edho stolu pak samoz\u0159ejm\u011b musela p\u0159ij\u00edt politika. Konkr\u00e9tn\u011b na t\u0159es p\u0159i\u0161la slavn\u00e1 Hegerova protiku\u0159\u00e1ck\u00e1 iniciativa. Podrou\u0161en\u00fd p\u00e1n se v reakci na heslo <em>\u201eNepijete? Nekou\u0159\u00edte? Nebudete platit.\u201c<\/em> t\u00e1zal sv\u00e9ho kamar\u00e1da <em>\u201eJardo, ty si poplatky ale d\u00e1\u0161, ne?\u201c<\/em> Jarda kvitoval a pranic mu autoritativn\u00ed legislativa nevadila. Za tu hodinu co jsme posed\u011bli, bylo vysloveno mnoho mouder. Medi\u00e1ln\u00ed kritik Jo\u017eka se nechal sly\u0161et, \u017ee se jedn\u00e1 o opravdovou sondu do procesu komunikace i o zaj\u00edmav\u00fd n\u00e1zorov\u00fd depozit\u00e1\u0159, by\u0165 zapr\u00e1\u0161en\u00fd.<\/p>\n<p>O n\u011bjak\u00e9 to pivo d\u00e1le jsme se dozv\u011bd\u011bli je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edce, bohu\u017eel pouze ve fragmentech &#8211; r\u00e1dio, nahulen\u00fd zvuk u dominantn\u00ed plazmy a obecn\u00e1 nachcanost n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvn\u00edk\u016f srozumitelnosti p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 nepomohly. V\u00fdroky b\u011blovous\u00e9ho patrona <em>\u201eTaxik\u00e1\u0159i jsou kurvy\u201c<\/em> \u010di <em>\u201eTo tady jestli mi n\u011bkdo \u0159ekne, \u017ee je tu pr\u00e1vn\u00ed st\u00e1t, j\u00e1 se mu vysm\u011bju a plivnu do dr\u017eky. To je buzerantskej st\u00e1t!\u201c<\/em> n\u00e1s uji\u0161\u0165ovaly, \u017ee svoboda slova plat\u00ed a zdej\u0161\u00ed lok\u00e1l je takzvan\u011b \u201ereal\u201c. Star\u0161\u00ed d\u011bln\u00edci \u017eiv\u011b diskutovali s mlad\u00edky kolem dvac\u00edtky, kte\u0159\u00ed ji\u017e stihli p\u0159ij\u00edt o zhruba \u010dtvrtinu sv\u00e9ho chrupu, ale um\u011bn\u00ed r\u00e9toriky z\u0159ejm\u011b ovl\u00e1dali. \u017divot zde \u0161el sv\u00fdm tempem a nikdo si nev\u0161iml podiv\u00edn\u016f, \u010dm\u00e1raj\u00edc\u00edch si do sv\u00fdch z\u00e1pisn\u00edk\u016f.<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-4913 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/teplice_001.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/teplice_001-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/teplice_002.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/teplice_002-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/teplice_003.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/teplice_003-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/teplice_004.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/teplice_004-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/teplice_005.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/teplice_005-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/teplice_006.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/teplice_006-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>Zlat\u00fdm h\u0159ebem (h\u0159ebcem?) byl ov\u0161em zavalit\u00fd bigbea\u0165\u00e1k Mistr se svou dru\u017einou, pohodln\u011b usazen\u00fd hned u vchodu, pod barem. U\u017e od na\u0161eho p\u0159\u00edchodu jsme sly\u0161eli jeho kritiku soudnosti a solidnosti host\u00ed, pramen\u00edc\u00ed z insolventnosti n\u011bkter\u00fdch \u0161tamgast\u016f. Masivn\u00ed lenonky, dlouh\u00e1 st\u0159\u00edbrn\u00e1 h\u0159\u00edva i vous a bur\u00e1civ\u00fd hlas \u2013 snad \u0161lo o bojovn\u00edka za svobodu, je\u0161t\u011b z doby disentu. Byl to mu\u017e, jeho\u017e slovo bylo v tomto podniku z\u00e1konem; n\u011bkdo jako \u0160ejn. Jeho spolustolovn\u00edk Mirek se bohu\u017eel ocitl v nez\u00e1vid\u011bn\u00edhodn\u00e9 pozici, a sice ve verb\u00e1ln\u00ed poty\u010dce s Mistrem. Souboj, jeho\u017e sv\u011bdky byla cel\u00e1 putyka, vyvrcholil slovy <em>\u201eNech t\u011bch blbejch kec\u016f. Se\u0161 voby\u010dejnej vesnickej vidl\u00e1k. Ty se\u0161 fakt \u010dlov\u011bk, co pat\u0159\u00ed do prase\u010d\u00e1ku, do hnoje. \u017di\u017ekov\u00e1k voby\u010dejnej!\u201c<\/em> Bylo hezk\u00e9 se doslechnout o \u017di\u017ekov\u011b i zde, na Severu, a\u010dkoli v netradi\u010dn\u00edm spojen\u00ed s vesnick\u00fdm vidl\u00e1kem. Argument <em>\u201eNe\u0159e\u0161te to kluci, kurvau\u017e,\u201c<\/em> vysloven\u00fd zrzav\u00fdm instalat\u00e9rem se minul \u00fa\u010dinkem a p\u016ftka pokra\u010dovala.<\/p>\n<p>Pokra\u010dovala jist\u011b i ve chv\u00edli, kdy n\u00e1s hlad vyk\u00e1zal do dal\u0161\u00edho podniku. Pivo bylo sice dobr\u00e9, cenov\u00e1 kategorie p\u0159\u00edzniv\u00e1, z\u00e1chody \u010dist\u00e9 a\u010d nez\u00e1bavn\u00e9, le\u010d j\u00eddlo pra\u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9. Tento nedostatek samoz\u0159ejm\u011b kompenzovala vesel\u00e1 spole\u010dnost, rozvern\u00e9 plak\u00e1ty i bla\u017een\u00e1 nalitost ve\u0161ker\u00e9ho osazenstva. Pokud se V\u00e1m zd\u00e1, \u017ee tento text byl o ni\u010dem, je to mo\u017en\u00e9. Nen\u00ed toti\u017e v mo\u017enostech jazyka popsat genia loci teplick\u00e9 n\u00e1dra\u017en\u00ed nal\u00e9v\u00e1rny.<\/p>\n<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=4913\" send=\"true\" font=\"\"><\/fb:like><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Byli jsme na cest\u011b do vesnice Moldava na hranic\u00edch \u010cech s N\u011bmeckem, kde n\u00e1s m\u011bla \u010dekat v\u00fdjime\u010dn\u00e1 n\u00e1dra\u017eka (disponuje svou str\u00e1nkou na Facebooku, pr\u00fd tak\u00e9 poctivou pivokuchyn\u00ed a tamn\u00ed n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed s p\u0159eru\u0161en\u00fdmi hrani\u010dn\u00edmi kolejnicemi za sebou m\u00e1 n\u011bjakou historii). Spletit\u00e9 cesty \u010cD n\u00e1s dovedly do Teplic, kde jsme m\u011bli p\u0159esedlat. Teplick\u00fd autobusov\u00fd spoj ale jaksi &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=4913\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Teplice: Byl to \u0160ejn?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[97],"class_list":["post-4913","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nadrazky","tag-hochficht"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4913","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4913"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4913\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6360,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4913\/revisions\/6360"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4913"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4913"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4913"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}