{"id":515,"date":"2010-04-18T07:50:18","date_gmt":"2010-04-18T06:50:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=515"},"modified":"2012-10-01T21:33:52","modified_gmt":"2012-10-01T20:33:52","slug":"o-prasatech-a-lidech","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=515","title":{"rendered":"O prasatech a lidech aneb Vnit\u0159nosti na kraji m\u011bsta"},"content":{"rendered":"

N\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed z n\u00e1s j\u00ed maso. O jeho p\u016fvodu asi ka\u017edodenn\u011b neuva\u017eujeme, a kdy\u017e, tak n\u00e1s to p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 net\u011b\u0161\u00ed. Ale jsou tu i takov\u00ed, kte\u0159\u00ed si z p\u0159em\u00edt\u00e1n\u00ed nad efektivn\u00ed exterminac\u00ed pa\u0161\u00edk\u016f ud\u011blali zam\u011bstn\u00e1n\u00ed. T\u0159eba takov\u00fdch 148 zam\u011bstanc\u016f D\u00e1nsk\u00e9ho institutu pro v\u00fdzkum masa<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

Jo, \u010dtete spr\u00e1vn\u011b. Takov\u00e1 instituce opravdu existuje, a z\u0159izuje ji D\u00e1nsk\u00e1 rada slaniny a masa<\/strong>. N\u011bco takov\u00e9ho by asi nemohlo vzniknout jinde ne\u017e v prohnil\u00e9 ot\u010din\u011b Larse von Triera. Institut byl zalo\u017een v roce 1954, \u010d\u00e1ste\u010dn\u011b za pen\u00edze z p\u0159edv\u00e1le\u010dn\u00fdch dod\u00e1vek slaniny do Anglie a \u010d\u00e1ste\u010dn\u011b z Marshallova pl\u00e1nu. M\u00e1 roztomil\u00e9 webov\u00e9 str\u00e1nky<\/a>, kter\u00e9 ov\u0161em nejsou pro citliv\u00e9 povahy.<\/p>\n

Do\u010dtete se na nich mnoho u\u017eite\u010dn\u00fdch informac\u00ed o omra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed, zab\u00edjen\u00ed, vykos\u0165ov\u00e1n\u00ed, spa\u0159ov\u00e1n\u00ed, \u0161kub\u00e1n\u00ed a jin\u00fdch v\u00edce \u010di m\u00e9n\u011b bizarn\u00edch procedur\u00e1ch, kter\u00fdmi ud\u011bl\u00e1te z \u010dun\u00edka kotletu v netu\u0161en\u011b kr\u00e1tk\u00e9m \u010dase. A kdyby v\u00e1m snad selh\u00e1vala p\u0159edstavivost, m\u016f\u017eete to v\u0161echno vid\u011bt na jejich webov\u00e9 TV<\/a>. \u0158ekl bych, \u017ee japonsk\u00e9 porno s chobotnicemi<\/a> p\u016fsob\u00ed vedle tohohle streamu jako K\u0159em\u00edlek s Vochom\u016frkou. <\/p>\n

Obzvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b m\u011b zaujala automatick\u00e1 ma\u0161ina na odchyt ku\u0159at<\/a> (Institut neuv\u00e1d\u00ed, zda byla pou\u017eita p\u0159i nat\u00e1\u010den\u00ed Matrixu) a jin\u00e9 z 93 patentovan\u00fdch vyn\u00e1lez\u016f \u0161\u00edlen\u00fdch d\u00e1nsk\u00fdch v\u00fdzkumn\u00edk\u016f. Nen\u00ed opomenuta ani korpor\u00e1tn\u00ed zodpov\u011bdnost a etika – D\u00e1n\u0161t\u00ed producenti masa jsou si v\u011bdomi toho, \u017ee v\u011b\u0161en\u00ed \u017eiv\u00fdch ku\u0159at na h\u00e1ky je stresuj\u00edc\u00ed a proto se zam\u011bstanci na t\u00e9to lince pravideln\u011b st\u0159\u00eddaj\u00ed…<\/p>\n

Tenhle Mordor v\u0161ech vegetari\u00e1n\u016f najdete v malebn\u00e9m Roskilde, kter\u00e9 je tak\u00e9 domovem nejstar\u0161\u00edho D\u00e1nsk\u00e9ho bl\u00e1zince – nejsem si jist\u00fd, jestli je to n\u00e1hoda, z\u00e1m\u011br, anebo d\u016fsledek.<\/p>\n

Ostatn\u011b, n\u011bkter\u00e9 \u00fadern\u00e9 slogany z webu mluv\u00ed za v\u0161e (pro v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed efekt v p\u016fvodn\u00edm zn\u011bn\u00ed):
\n– Jutland and Sealand, men and women – their preferences for pork are not the same.
\n– This new sterilizer keeps the knives sharp and clean.
\n– Don’t save water in the dehairer – it will compromise the hygiene.
\n– Six focus areas will do, when the slaughter companies want to reduce odour leakage.
\n– It is more effective to use steam suction than knives when removing impurities from carcasses.<\/em>
\nA p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm: DMRI is developing a robot for removing heart, lungs, tongue and oesophagus plus loosening the jowls on 400 carcasses per hour…<\/em>
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