{"id":5230,"date":"2013-07-10T08:30:40","date_gmt":"2013-07-10T07:30:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=5230"},"modified":"2016-07-05T19:07:20","modified_gmt":"2016-07-05T18:07:20","slug":"teaser-kdyz-jde-o-hovno-jde-o-zivot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=5230","title":{"rendered":"Mlad\u00e1 Boleslav hlavn\u00ed n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed: Kdy\u017e jde o hovno, jde o \u017eivot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Hrac\u00ed tomaty<\/em>, <em>uden\u00e1 kuchyn\u011b<\/em>. P\u016fvodn\u00ed n\u00e1dra\u017eka v Mlad\u00e9 Boleslavi musela b\u00fdt ostr\u00e1. Bohu\u017eel byla zav\u0159ena p\u0159ed tolika lety, \u017ee n\u00e1m ji nikdy nebylo souzeno nav\u0161t\u00edvit. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed se hned vedle nach\u00e1z\u00ed <strong>kiosek Vstupte<\/strong> vyzdoben\u00fd slov\u00e1ck\u00fdm z\u00e1ti\u0161\u00edm s gamb\u00e1\u010dem a k\u0159\u00eddou vyvedenou denn\u00ed nab\u00eddkou, k n\u00ed\u017e jsou \u010dasto p\u0159ipojeny i d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9 rady do \u017eivota jako \u201e<em>pozor, schod!<\/em>\u201c \u010di \u201e<em>nekrmte surikatu!<\/em>\u201c<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/MB_04.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/MB_04.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"MB_04\" width=\"490\" height=\"325\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5365\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/MB_04.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/MB_04-300x198.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u201e<em>Tam se ti bude l\u00edbit, uvid\u00ed\u0161,<\/em>\u201c \u0161vito\u0159il NP p\u0159ed hladovou KZ, jej\u00ed\u017e o\u010dek\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b vy\u0161roubovala pozitivn\u00ed recenze \u201e<a href=\"https:\/\/foursquare.com\/v\/mlad%C3%A1-boleslav-hlavn%C3%AD-n%C3%A1dra%C5%BE%C3%AD\/4c2f32aea0ced13a730f106e\" target=\"_blank\"><em>nezdrav\u00e9, ale dobr\u00e9 j\u00eddlo<\/em><\/a>\u201c do nebesk\u00fdch v\u00fd\u0161in. Brzy v\u0161ak m\u011bla spadnout zp\u011bt na \u0161pinav\u00fd per\u00f3n mladoboleslavsk\u00e9ho n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed. \u201e<em>\u017d\u00e1dn\u00e9 j\u00eddlo nem\u00e1m a za deset minut zav\u00edr\u00e1m!<\/em>\u201c zpra\u017eil n\u00e1s v\u00fd\u010depn\u00ed s viz\u00e1\u017e\u00ed hodn\u011b nasran\u00e9ho Josefa Aloise N\u00e1hlovsk\u00e9ho. \u201e<em>To nen\u00ed proto, \u017ee bych necht\u011bl, ale \u017ee u\u017e tu nic nem\u00e1m,<\/em>\u201c dodal omluvn\u011b ve chv\u00edli, kdy u\u017e v lok\u00e1le sed\u011bl pouze NP, zat\u00edmco KZ s brekem ode\u0161la do odbavovac\u00ed haly koupit si aspo\u0148 horalku z automatu. Na usm\u00ed\u0159enou n\u00e1m pak nab\u00eddl p\u00e1rek v rohl\u00edku za 15 korun a up\u0159esnil, \u017ee se zav\u00edra\u010dkou to nebude a\u017e tak \u017ehav\u00e9, proto\u017ee je\u0161t\u011b \u010dek\u00e1 na pan\u00ed v\u00fdprav\u010d\u00ed odn\u011bkud od M\u0161ena, kter\u00e1 p\u0159ijede vlakem o p\u016fl dev\u00e1t\u00e9 a m\u00e1 hroznou \u017e\u00edze\u0148. N\u00e1s ji\u017e tla\u010dil \u010das, p\u0159isl\u00edbili jsme v\u0161ak, \u017ee naz\u00edt\u0159\u00ed d\u00e1me kiosku (s otev\u00edrac\u00ed dobou denn\u011b 8\u201319 hodin) je\u0161t\u011b jednu \u0161anci.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/MB_12.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/MB_12.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"MB_12\" width=\"490\" height=\"325\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5373\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/MB_12.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/MB_12-300x198.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Vr\u00e1tili jsme se odpo\u010dat\u00ed a vyhladov\u011bl\u00ed. KZ, kter\u00e9 ji\u017e v\u00fdhled nezkreslovaly slzy, bryskn\u011b zhodnotila interi\u00e9r hosp\u016fdky slovy \u201e<em>Takov\u00fd \u010dist\u00fd slum.<\/em>\u201c Bylo to trochu jako v t\u00e9 poh\u00e1dce o t\u0159ech pras\u00e1tk\u00e1ch, kde selata odfl\u00e1kla p\u0159\u00edbytky ze sl\u00e1my a ze d\u0159eva a vlk je pak mocn\u00fdm fouk\u00e1n\u00edm a dup\u00e1n\u00edm zni\u010dil. M\u00edstn\u00ed n\u00e1dra\u017eka je na tom podobn\u011b. Zapl\u0148uje \u00fazkou proluku mezi dv\u011bma budovami (pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b jde o uli\u010dku, do n\u00ed\u017e se chodilo cestou od vlaku chc\u00e1vat), jen m\u00edsto sl\u00e1my a d\u0159eva je tu vlnit\u00fd plech a s\u00e1dro\u0161. NP se je\u0161t\u011b marn\u011b pokusil vysv\u011btlit, \u017ee se sem loni p\u0159est\u011bhovala d\u0159\u00edv\u011bj\u0161\u00ed maringotka a oproti n\u00ed jde o t\u011b\u017ek\u00fd upgrade a \u017ee v zim\u011b u kamen to tu b\u00fdv\u00e1 docela \u00fatuln\u00e9, to u\u017e v\u0161ak KZ zaujala m\u00edsto v zahradn\u00edm n\u00e1bytku na per\u00f3n\u011b a jala se objedn\u00e1vat pokrmy.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kel\u00edmkov\u00e9 Svijany<\/strong> za <strong>25<\/strong>,- byly nato\u010deny v m\u017eiku, na <strong>sma\u017e\u00e1k s hranolky<\/strong> za <strong>40<\/strong>,- (supluj\u00edc\u00ed avizovan\u00fd, av\u0161ak toho dne nep\u0159\u00edtomn\u00fd <strong>dom\u00e1c\u00ed lango\u0161<\/strong> za <strong>25<\/strong>,-) jsme museli \u010dekat. Dlouhou chv\u00edli n\u00e1m v\u0161ak r\u00e1zem ukr\u00e1tila situace okolo olb\u0159\u00edm\u00edho ps\u00edho hovna, kter\u00e9 se zni\u010dehonic objevilo p\u0159\u00edmo p\u0159ed vchodem do hospody. Sn\u011bd\u00e1 v\u00fd\u010depn\u00ed, jej\u00ed\u017e pohyby i promluvy byly do t\u00e9 doby pon\u011bkud laxn\u00ed, r\u00e1zem o\u017eila a na m\u00edsto p\u0159ivedla zam\u011bstnankyni \u010cD, aby se na d\u00edlo pod\u00edvala. \u201e<em>Je to tv\u016fj per\u00f3n!<\/em>\u201c z\u0159\u00edkala se odpov\u011bdnosti za defek\u00e1t. N\u00e1slednou h\u00e1dku o to, kdo na sebe vezme \u00falohu meta\u0159e, ukon\u010dila serv\u00edrka ultim\u00e1tn\u00edm argumentem \u201e<em>J\u00e1 to ukl\u00edzet nebudu, j\u00e1 se pobleju!<\/em>\u201c \u00dakol tak na sebe nakonec vzal nejvypit\u011bj\u0161\u00ed z host\u016f, u n\u011bj\u017e ov\u0161em re\u00e1ln\u011b hrozilo, \u017ee se pozvrac\u00ed doopravdy. Kdy\u017e se s exkrementem na lopatce p\u0159ikryt\u00fdm tiskem \u010cesk\u00fdch drah pot\u00e1cel k odpadkov\u00e9mu ko\u0161i a vyd\u00e1val u toho hrdeln\u00ed zvuky, byla v n\u00e1s mal\u00e1 du\u0161i\u010dka. V\u0161echno ale nakonec dob\u0159e dopadlo, hovno skon\u010dilo v ko\u0161i a my ve vlaku.<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-5230 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/MB_01.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/MB_01-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/MB_02.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/MB_02-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div 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P\u016fvodn\u00ed n\u00e1dra\u017eka v Mlad\u00e9 Boleslavi musela b\u00fdt ostr\u00e1. Bohu\u017eel byla zav\u0159ena p\u0159ed tolika lety, \u017ee n\u00e1m ji nikdy nebylo souzeno nav\u0161t\u00edvit. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed se hned vedle nach\u00e1z\u00ed kiosek Vstupte vyzdoben\u00fd slov\u00e1ck\u00fdm z\u00e1ti\u0161\u00edm s gamb\u00e1\u010dem a k\u0159\u00eddou vyvedenou denn\u00ed nab\u00eddkou, k n\u00ed\u017e jsou \u010dasto p\u0159ipojeny i d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9 rady do \u017eivota jako \u201epozor, schod!\u201c &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=5230\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Mlad\u00e1 Boleslav hlavn\u00ed n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed: Kdy\u017e jde o hovno, jde o \u017eivot&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[26,12],"class_list":["post-5230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nadrazky","tag-kz","tag-npyrin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5230","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5230"}],"version-history":[{"count":36,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5230\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8729,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5230\/revisions\/8729"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}