{"id":5249,"date":"2013-06-30T22:19:39","date_gmt":"2013-06-30T21:19:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=5249"},"modified":"2013-07-01T13:50:20","modified_gmt":"2013-07-01T12:50:20","slug":"sramkova-metastaza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=5249","title":{"rendered":"\u0160r\u00e1mkova metast\u00e1za"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201e<em>Vst\u00e1v\u00e1te?<\/em>\u201c budil n\u00e1s (v\u00fdjime\u010dn\u011b nikoliv mocn\u00fdm chr\u00e1p\u00e1n\u00edm, n\u00fdbr\u017e tepl\u00fdm slovem) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/josefslerka\" target=\"_blank\">@josefslerka<\/a> v dom\u011b U ovoce, kde jsme p\u0159esp\u00e1vali v p\u0159edve\u010der festivalu \u0160r\u00e1mkova Sobotka. \u201e<em>A\u017e za chvilku, Josefe,<\/em>\u201c bru\u010dela KZ ze spac\u00e1ku. \u201e<em>Fajn, tak ale ur\u010dit\u011b b\u011b\u017ete na sn\u00eddani do cukr\u00e1rny,<\/em>\u201c radila novomedi\u00e1ln\u00ed kapacita.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->O p\u00e1r hodin pozd\u011bji, vyspal\u00ed do r\u016f\u017eova, jsme se vydali ne po drobc\u00edch jako v poh\u00e1dce, n\u00fdbr\u017e po check-inech Josefa \u0160lerky. Ty n\u00e1s zavedly co <strong>cukr\u00e1rny St\u00e1za<\/strong> na soboteck\u00e9m n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed. Anarchoprimitivista NP ov\u0161em trousil u\u0161t\u011bpa\u010dn\u00e9 pozn\u00e1mky, zda n\u00e1s odborn\u00edk na metadata nevede sp\u00ed\u0161 do podniku Metast\u00e1za a rozhodl se zabrousit rad\u011bji do sousedn\u00edch dve\u0159\u00ed honos\u00edc\u00edch se n\u00e1zvem <strong>Labu\u017en\u00edk\u016fv r\u00e1j<\/strong> (Josef \u0160lerka zde eviduje 2 check-iny), je\u017e nab\u00edz\u00ed krom\u011b pr\u016fm\u011brn\u00e9 dr\u0161\u0165kovky za 20 korun tak\u00e9 hanb\u00e1\u010de (sic!). <\/p>\n<p>Sn\u00eddan\u011b to byla chutn\u00e1, le\u010d zaslou\u017eila si sladkou bodku. Proto jsme u St\u00e1zy (Josef \u0160lerka 15 check-in\u016f) objednali skromn\u00fd v\u011btrn\u00edk, kter\u00fd se kr\u010dil na plut\u00edku hned vedle o pozn\u00e1n\u00ed v\u011bt\u0161\u00edho z\u00e1kusku s n\u00e1zvem Viagra, jen\u017e barvou, tvarem i n\u00e1zvem kop\u00edroval l\u00e9k na erektiln\u00ed dysfunkce.<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-5249 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/staza_1.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/staza_1-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/staza_2.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/staza_2-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/staza_3.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/staza_3-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/staza_4.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/staza_4-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/staza_5.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/staza_5-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/staza_6.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/staza_6-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>Jako prvn\u00ed na na\u0161e chu\u0165ov\u00e9 bu\u0148ky za\u00fato\u010dila hutn\u00e1 karamelov\u00e1 poleva. Bylo j\u00ed hodn\u011b a byla tak bohat\u00e1, jako byste do n\u00ed roz\u0161melcovali celou z\u00e1kladn\u00ed jeden\u00e1ctku Evertonu <em>(kdo pochopil tento NPho fotbalov\u00fd vtip, nech\u0165 nap\u00ed\u0161e do koment\u00e1\u0159\u016f; kdo ne, a\u0165 nap\u00ed\u0161e taky a pom\u016f\u017ee tak KZ vyhr\u00e1t s\u00e1zku)<\/em>. Zato korpus jsme v chuti tak\u0159ka v\u016fbec nezaregistrovali. KZ vz\u00e1p\u011bt\u00ed rozvinula teorii, \u017ee je to tak dob\u0159e a \u00fakolem t\u011bsta je jen dr\u017eet pohromad\u011b to dobr\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/staza_5.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/staza_5.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"staza_5\" width=\"490\" height=\"367\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5255\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/staza_5.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/staza_5-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>N\u00e1pl\u0148 byla p\u0159ekvapiv\u00e1 a tepl\u00e1. Chyb\u011bl v n\u00ed toti\u017e p\u0159echlazen\u00fd pudink a sest\u00e1vala pouze ze dvou \u0161leha\u010dek, b\u00edl\u00e9 a karamelov\u00e9, co\u017e jsme ov\u0161em vyhodnotili jako velmi pozitivn\u00ed. V\u0161ak tak\u00e9 KZ po zkonzumov\u00e1n\u00ed v\u011btrn\u00edku prohl\u00e1sila, \u017ee chce je\u0161t\u011b jeden. A to se v\u011bru jen tak nest\u00e1v\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Velikost<\/strong>: 2\/5<br \/>\n<strong>Vzhled<\/strong>: 4\/5<br \/>\n<strong>\u010cerstvost<\/strong>: 20\/20<br \/>\n<strong>Poleva<\/strong>: 19\/20<br \/>\n<strong>Korpus<\/strong>: 6\/10<br \/>\n<strong>N\u00e1pl\u0148<\/strong>: 33\/40<\/p>\n<p><strong>Celkem: 84\/100<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>Metodiku hodnocen\u00ed najdete <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=2069\" target=\"_blank\">zde<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=5249\" send=\"true\" font=\"\"><\/fb:like><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eVst\u00e1v\u00e1te?\u201c budil n\u00e1s (v\u00fdjime\u010dn\u011b nikoliv mocn\u00fdm chr\u00e1p\u00e1n\u00edm, n\u00fdbr\u017e tepl\u00fdm slovem) @josefslerka v dom\u011b U ovoce, kde jsme p\u0159esp\u00e1vali v p\u0159edve\u010der festivalu \u0160r\u00e1mkova Sobotka. \u201eA\u017e za chvilku, Josefe,\u201c bru\u010dela KZ ze spac\u00e1ku. \u201eFajn, tak ale ur\u010dit\u011b b\u011b\u017ete na sn\u00eddani do cukr\u00e1rny,\u201c radila novomedi\u00e1ln\u00ed kapacita.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28,86],"tags":[26,12],"class_list":["post-5249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vagourmet","category-vetrniky","tag-kz","tag-npyrin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5249","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5249"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5249\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5258,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5249\/revisions\/5258"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}