{"id":5448,"date":"2013-07-24T08:04:09","date_gmt":"2013-07-24T07:04:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=5448"},"modified":"2021-08-24T12:13:14","modified_gmt":"2021-08-24T11:13:14","slug":"ostrov-nad-ohri-patnact-chlapu-na-cerne-rakvi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=5448","title":{"rendered":"Ostrov nad Oh\u0159\u00ed: Patn\u00e1ct chlap\u016f na \u010dern\u00e9 rakvi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fronta patn\u00e1ctilet\u00fdch cuc\u00e1k\u016f s puber\u0165\u00e1ky na krku se vln\u00ed p\u0159ed vchodem do pekla v podzem\u00ed hotelu Thermal. Jen cuc\u00e1ky nejsou cuc\u00e1ky, ale stopy po nitro\u017eiln\u00edm vpichu mojita a dietn\u00ed coly. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=5432\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Karlov\u00fdmi V\u0159\u00eddly<\/a> t\u00e1hnou zomb\u00edci z t\u011bch nejtemn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch \u00fatrob Duplexu a vkr\u00e1daj\u00ed se i na projekce argentinsk\u00fdch minimalistick\u00fdch thriller\u016f. Jime, hochu! V \u017eivot\u011b ka\u017ed\u00e9ho mu\u017ee p\u0159ijde moment, kdy mus\u00ed uznat por\u00e1\u017eku. Vyhla\u0161ujeme tedy evakuaci a na trat\u00edch rychl\u00edk\u016f p\u00e1nv\u00ed drnc\u00e1me pry\u010d z m\u011bsta p\u0159ipom\u00ednaj\u00edc\u00edho zasmr\u00e1dl\u00fd \u0161leha\u010dkov\u00fd dort na pultu lah\u016fdk\u00e1\u0159stv\u00ed ve Vlkov\u011b ulici.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/ostrov_03.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/ostrov_03.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"320\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5460\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>N\u00e1dra\u017eka v Ostrov\u011b nad Oh\u0159\u00ed. \u0160vestky na automatech se prot\u00e1\u010dej\u00ed radost\u00ed a ospal\u00e9mu \u0161tamgastovi se rozlepuje v\u00ed\u010dko. Jeden\u00e1ct stup\u0148\u016f Gamb\u00e1\u010de sla\u0148uje do sklenic a dr\u016fbe\u017e se mele v p\u00e1rek. Na\u0161e n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bva bude hlubok\u00e1, a to jsme je\u0161t\u011b nerozp\u0159edli debatu o teorii Gaia, indick\u00fdch guerill\u00e1ch a kvalit\u011b sov\u011btsk\u00fdch bakelitov\u00fdch fo\u0165\u00e1k\u016f. Je toti\u017e sv\u00e1tek up\u00e1len\u00ed Cyrila a Metod\u011bje, jak se ostatn\u011b m\u016f\u017eeme snadno p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010dit z televize, kde pr\u00e1v\u011b b\u011b\u017e\u00ed p\u0159\u00edm\u00fd p\u0159enos z B\u011blehradu. Hajzly na n\u00e1s rezignuj\u00ed, proto\u017ee NP mo\u010d\u00ed ho\u0159\u010dici v uzence. I to pivo st\u00e1lo za 23, jen dve\u0159e n\u00e1dra\u017eky je obt\u00ed\u017en\u00e9 naj\u00edt. <\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-5448 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/ostrov_01.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/ostrov_01-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/ostrov_02.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/ostrov_02-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/ostrov_03.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/ostrov_03-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/ostrov_04.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/ostrov_04-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/ostrov_05.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/ostrov_05-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/ostrov_06.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/ostrov_06-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/ostrov_07.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/ostrov_07-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/ostrov_08.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/ostrov_08-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/ostrov_09.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/ostrov_09-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>Lavi\u010dko, ned\u00e1vej mi \u010dernou zn\u00e1mku! Pupek pan\u00ed v\u00fd\u010depn\u00ed rozhrnul prsy a usm\u00e1l se na rotuj\u00edc\u00ed \u0161vestky na automatech. Ani tentokr\u00e1t v\u0161ak nep\u0159i\u0161el jackpot, a ob\u011b no\u017ei\u010dky tak z\u016fstaly dr\u016fbe\u017e\u00ed. A rohl\u00edky gumov\u00e9 jako v\u00fdraz opod\u00e1l sed\u00edc\u00edho \u0161tamgasta. <em>\u201eNem\u00e1te drobn\u00e9?\u201c<\/em> zaleskl se mu v o\u010d\u00edch z\u00e1pad slunce na Tourmaletu. Nem\u00e1me. Ten jednonoh\u00fd chlap nez\u016fstal na palub\u011b. V\u0161ichni jsme si oddechli, \u017ee jsme se ho tak lacin\u011b zbavili.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Atmosf\u00e9ra<\/strong>: Sam\u00e9 zla\u0165\u00e1ky, sam\u00e9 zla\u0165\u00e1ky!<br \/>\n<strong>Obsluha<\/strong>: Opil\u00ed nebo t\u0159e\u0161t\u00ed v hore\u010dce.<br \/>\n<strong>Pivo<\/strong>: Jo-ho-ho, a\u0165 te\u010de rum!<br \/>\n<strong>J\u00eddlo<\/strong>: Nem\u00e1\u0161 n\u00e1hodou u sebe kousek s\u00fdra?<br \/>\n<strong>Hajzl\u00edky<\/strong>: Okolo mo\u010didla chod\u011b neujde\u0161 n\u00e1dchy.<\/p>\n<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=5448\" send=\"true\" font=\"\"><\/fb:like><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fronta patn\u00e1ctilet\u00fdch cuc\u00e1k\u016f s puber\u0165\u00e1ky na krku se vln\u00ed p\u0159ed vchodem do pekla v podzem\u00ed hotelu Thermal. Jen cuc\u00e1ky nejsou cuc\u00e1ky, ale stopy po nitro\u017eiln\u00edm vpichu mojita a dietn\u00ed coly. Karlov\u00fdmi V\u0159\u00eddly t\u00e1hnou zomb\u00edci z t\u011bch nejtemn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch \u00fatrob Duplexu a vkr\u00e1daj\u00ed se i na projekce argentinsk\u00fdch minimalistick\u00fdch thriller\u016f. Jime, hochu! V \u017eivot\u011b ka\u017ed\u00e9ho mu\u017ee p\u0159ijde &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=5448\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Ostrov nad Oh\u0159\u00ed: Patn\u00e1ct chlap\u016f na \u010dern\u00e9 rakvi&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[19,12],"class_list":["post-5448","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nadrazky","tag-matous","tag-npyrin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5448","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5448"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5448\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11379,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5448\/revisions\/11379"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5448"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5448"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5448"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}