{"id":5628,"date":"2013-08-27T06:31:40","date_gmt":"2013-08-27T05:31:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=5628"},"modified":"2013-08-27T06:32:28","modified_gmt":"2013-08-27T05:32:28","slug":"love-tesla-eat-shit-and-die","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=5628","title":{"rendered":"Love Tesla, eat shit and die"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Chce se mi \u010d\u016frat. A na kafe. Eurokr\u00e9m! Kdy u\u017e se p\u016fjdem koupat? Je mi horko! Nebylo zbyt\u00ed &#8211; jedin\u00e1 mo\u017enost, jak zabr\u00e1nit vzpou\u0159e ve v\u00e1gus\u00ed redakci, byl v\u00fdlet do muzea Nikoly Tesly. Nikdo ov\u0161em nemohl tu\u0161it, \u017ee ve vile ve sluncem vyp\u00e1len\u00e9, indiferentn\u00ed a vylidn\u011bn\u00e9 b\u011blehradsk\u00e9 \u010dtvrti na n\u00e1s \u010dek\u00e1 z\u00e1\u017eitek, jak\u00fd by nevymyslel ani Gogol s Kafkou dohromady. <\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Teslovo muzeum v B\u011blehrad\u011b si nejv\u00edc u\u017eij\u00ed milovn\u00edci v\u00fdchodoevropsk\u00e9 nostalgie a mo\u017en\u00e1 i ten zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed typ zvrhl\u00edk\u016f, kter\u00fd se r\u00e1d nech\u00e1v\u00e1 \u0161ikanovat od pohledn\u00fdch srbsk\u00fdch d\u011bv\u010dat s projevem Slavoje \u017di\u017eeka a el\u00e1nem severokorejsk\u00e9 bacha\u0159ky. Ne \u017ee bychom snad do n\u011bkter\u00e9 z t\u011bchle kategori\u00ed pat\u0159ili, \u017ee jo. <\/p>\n<p>Anima\u010dn\u00ed program ve svatyni c\u00edvek za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 zdlouhav\u00fdm odbaven\u00edm u pokladny, n\u00e1sleduje zhl\u00e9dnut\u00ed filmov\u00e9ho paj\u00e1nu na nejslavn\u011bj\u0161\u00edho srbsk\u00e9ho vyn\u00e1lezce a pak ji\u017e nast\u00e1v\u00e1 to nejlep\u0161\u00ed &#8211; za neust\u00e1l\u00e9ho buzerov\u00e1n\u00ed manick\u00e9 pr\u016fvodkyn\u011b m\u016f\u017eete sledovat, jak se v\u0161e rozt\u00e1\u010d\u00ed, hu\u010d\u00ed, prsk\u00e1, rozsv\u011bcuje z\u00e1\u0159ivky na d\u00e1lku a \u0161leh\u00e1 blesky v\u0161ude kolem i po v\u00e1s. To v\u0161e v interi\u00e9rech, kter\u00e9 od Titovy smrti nevid\u011bly smet\u00e1k. Komu nesta\u010d\u00ed c\u00edvky, ten m\u016f\u017ee meditovat nad Teslov\u00fdmi klobouky v zama\u0161t\u011bn\u00fdch vitr\u00edn\u00e1ch a nakonec vstoupit i na m\u00edsto nejsvat\u011bj\u0161\u00ed &#8211; v \u010dern\u011b vymalovan\u00e9m \u0161pajzu za pokladnou sn\u00ed v mosazn\u00e9 kouli sv\u016fj v\u011b\u010dn\u00fd elektrick\u00fd sen s\u00e1m (zpopeln\u011bn\u00fd) kn\u00edrat\u00fd vyn\u00e1lezce. <\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-5628 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/tesla_01.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/tesla_01-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/tesla_02.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/tesla_02-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/tesla_03.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/tesla_03-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/tesla_04.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/tesla_04-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/tesla_05.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/tesla_05-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/tesla_06.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/tesla_06-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>Je jasn\u00e9, \u017ee po noc\u00edch se v muzeu d\u011bj\u00ed fakt divn\u00e9 v\u011bci a ilumin\u00e1ti si tam pod\u00e1vaj\u00ed dve\u0159e s White Stripes. N\u00e1s ov\u0161em nepustili ani na hajzl, a jedin\u00fd dostupn\u00fd Tesla merchandise je snad jen stodin\u00e1rov\u00e1 bankovka s Teslovou podobenkou. Pat\u0159\u00edme mezi ctitele dob\u0159e vinut\u00fdch c\u00edvek i krut\u011b bizarn\u00edch m\u00edst, a tak n\u00e1s tohle muzeum uspokojilo jako Bran\u00edk Teslu. Nedoporu\u010dujeme ov\u0161em osob\u00e1m s kardiostimul\u00e1tory nebo sr\u00e1\u010d\u016fm vy\u017eaduj\u00edc\u00edm vybran\u00e9 zach\u00e1zen\u00ed a tv\u016fr\u010d\u00ed diskusi s person\u00e1lem.<\/p>\n<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=5628\" send=\"true\" font=\"\"><\/fb:like><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chce se mi \u010d\u016frat. A na kafe. Eurokr\u00e9m! Kdy u\u017e se p\u016fjdem koupat? Je mi horko! Nebylo zbyt\u00ed &#8211; jedin\u00e1 mo\u017enost, jak zabr\u00e1nit vzpou\u0159e ve v\u00e1gus\u00ed redakci, byl v\u00fdlet do muzea Nikoly Tesly. Nikdo ov\u0161em nemohl tu\u0161it, \u017ee ve vile ve sluncem vyp\u00e1len\u00e9, indiferentn\u00ed a vylidn\u011bn\u00e9 b\u011blehradsk\u00e9 \u010dtvrti na n\u00e1s \u010dek\u00e1 z\u00e1\u017eitek, jak\u00fd by nevymyslel &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=5628\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Love Tesla, eat shit and die&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48,37],"tags":[14,26,105,19,12],"class_list":["post-5628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-branik","category-foto-dna","tag-betla","tag-kz","tag-lisa","tag-matous","tag-npyrin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5628","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5628"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5628\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5651,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5628\/revisions\/5651"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}