{"id":5759,"date":"2013-09-08T20:33:29","date_gmt":"2013-09-08T19:33:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=5759"},"modified":"2013-09-10T14:02:18","modified_gmt":"2013-09-10T13:02:18","slug":"holi-open-air-fet-barvy-a-fotecky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=5759","title":{"rendered":"H\u00f3l\u00ed Open Air: Fet, barvy a fote\u010dky"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Tak za t\u00fdden to vypukne, lidi\u010dky! Barvi\u010dky, slun\u00ed\u010dko a supi\u0161 muzi\u010dka. Z\u00e1plava barev, juch\u016f! T\u011b\u0161t\u011b se. A hlavn\u011b lajkujte!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Kdy\u017e na m\u011b na Facebooku poprv\u00e9 vypadla reklama, \u017ee se v Praze bude slavit H\u00f3l\u00ed, m\u011bla jsem radost. Vzpomn\u011bla jsem si toti\u017e na sv\u016fj v\u00fdlet do Indie. Jen\u017ee p\u0159i prokliku dob\u0159e zac\u00edlen\u00e9 soci\u00e1ln\u00ed reklamy mi do\u0161lo, \u017ee je to nejsp\u00ed\u0161 jen dal\u0161\u00ed vykraden\u00e1 indick\u00e1 tradice. A pak jsem vlezla i na web festivalu a zjistila, \u017ee je to je\u0161t\u011b mnohem, mnohem hor\u0161\u00ed. Prahu \u010dek\u00e1 r\u00e1doby multi-kulti akce, na kterou p\u016fjdou lidi ze Sensation White v p\u0159edlo\u0148sk\u00fdch b\u00edl\u00fdch hadrech a kde m\u00edsto sjet\u00fdch Ind\u016f na kanystry od oleje hraje techno.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Na \u00favod by bylo dobr\u00e9 p\u0159ipomenout, \u017ee H\u00f3l\u00ed, indick\u00e1 obdoba na\u0161ich Velikonoc, je oslava jara s tak stra\u0161n\u011b komplikovanou tradic\u00ed, \u017ee jsem ji nepochopila ani kdy\u017e mi ji vysv\u011btlovali v Indii, ani kdy\u017e jsem to pak dohled\u00e1vala na internetu. Rad\u0161i se v tom te\u010f moc ner\u00fdpejme a soust\u0159e\u010fme se na jedin\u00e9 slovo a t\u00edm je jaro. Slavit indick\u00e9 sv\u00e1tky jara v p\u016flce z\u00e1\u0159\u00ed je toti\u017e zhruba stejn\u00e9, jako kdyby v Indii rozdali na podzim lidem poml\u00e1zky a se slovy <em>\u201emla\u0165te se!\u201c<\/em> zah\u00e1jili monstr\u00f3zn\u00ed sado maso fest ve slov\u00e1ck\u00fdch kroj\u00edch. Asi nebude n\u00e1hoda, \u017ee v televizi v p\u00e1tek 6. 9. b\u011b\u017eela report\u00e1\u017e o tom, jak se v \u010desk\u00fdch obchodech za\u010d\u00e1tkem z\u00e1\u0159\u00ed objevily v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed figurky. Jako by n\u00e1m nesta\u010dilo, \u017ee jsme si dok\u00e1zali zprznit a na konzumentsk\u00e9 minimum osekat snad v\u0161echny vlastn\u00ed sv\u00e1tky, u\u017e se s\u00e1peme i po t\u011bch ciz\u00edch. Aby ne, Indie je p\u0159ece taaaak duchovn\u00ed zem\u011b, poj\u010fme si z toho jejich spiritu\u00e1lna kus urvat, zameditovat nad t\u00edm a naj\u00edt sebe sama.<\/p>\n<p>Zaj\u00edmav\u00e9 je, \u017ee H\u00f3l\u00ed spousta Ind\u016f vlastn\u011b <a href=\"http:\/\/www.quora.com\/Holi-1\/What-is-Holi\/answers\/2283990\" target=\"_blank\">nen\u00e1vid\u00ed<\/a>. Aby ne, v\u0161ude lidi sjet\u00ed marihuanov\u00fdm ml\u00edkem, \u0159ev, tanec, bu\u0161en\u00ed na kanystry a do v\u0161eho, co vyd\u00e1v\u00e1 zvuk, d\u00fdch\u00e1te oblaka barevn\u00e9ho pr\u00e1\u0161ku, ciz\u00ed individua v\u00e1m zpocen\u00fdma rukama po ksicht\u011b matlaj\u00ed barvy vyrobn\u00e9 z b\u016fhv\u00ed\u010deho (ned\u011blejte si iluze, \u017ee jde o 100% p\u0159\u00edrodn\u00ed barvy \u2013 kde jste takov\u00e9 barvy vid\u011bli v p\u0159\u00edrod\u011b?). Barvy se \u010dasto m\u00edchaj\u00ed s vodou a s vaj\u00ed\u010dkama, tak\u017ee jste mok\u0159\u00ed a smrd\u00edte jak z\u00e1prtek. Nehled\u011b na to, \u017ee v takov\u00e9 tla\u010denici je to r\u00e1j pro zlod\u011bj\u00ed\u010dky (b\u00edlej turista si H\u00f3l\u00ed p\u0159ece r\u00e1d nafot\u00ed na nejnov\u011bj\u0161\u00ed zrcadlovku nebo iPhone, \u017ee) a bedekry dokonce varuj\u00ed holky (a to plat\u00ed jak pro Indky, tak i jin\u00e9 n\u00e1rodnosti), \u017ee si na n\u011b p\u0159inejmen\u0161\u00edm n\u011bkdo r\u00e1d s\u00e1hne, ne-li h\u016f\u0159. <\/p>\n<p>T\u00edm, \u017ee jsme H\u00f3l\u00ed za\u017eili na univerzitn\u00edm kampusu (p\u0159esto v\u0161ak s \u00fa\u010dast\u00ed jdouc\u00ed do tis\u00edc\u016f), m\u011bli jsme \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed na kultivovan\u00e9 prost\u0159ed\u00ed a tak jsme si vlastn\u011b u\u017eili jen jeho lep\u0161\u00ed str\u00e1nku. I tak jsme ale vydr\u017eeli jen dv\u011b hodiny, ne\u017e za\u010dalo vzduchem l\u00edtat bahno a studenti s rud\u00fdma o\u010dima pokryt\u00ed souvislou fialovou vrstvou (z n\u011bjak\u00e9ho d\u016fvodu je fialov\u00e1 barva dominantn\u00ed a a\u0165 na sebe nakyd\u00e1te cokoliv, jste nakonec stejn\u011b fialov\u00ed), notn\u011b pos\u00edlen\u00ed bh\u00e1ngem ze sebe za\u010dali serv\u00e1vat hadry a zb\u011bsile se vrhat na ka\u017ed\u00e9ho, kdo se namanul. Ani si nechceme p\u0159edstavovat, jak to tou dobou vypadalo v ulic\u00edch m\u011bsta a kolik holek mezit\u00edm stihli zn\u00e1silnit zfetovan\u00ed dill\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed \u00fachyl\u00e1ci.<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-5759 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/holi_01.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/holi_01-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/holi_02.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/holi_02-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/holi_03.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/holi_03-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/holi_04.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/holi_04-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/holi_05.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/holi_05-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/holi_06.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/holi_06-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>O nic v\u00edc bych ale necht\u011bla j\u00edt na festival, ke kter\u00e9mu po\u0159adatel\u00e9 p\u00ed\u0161ou pokyny typu <em>\u201evezm\u011bte si b\u00edl\u00e9 tri\u010dko, a\u0165 je barva hezky vid\u011bt, ale i br\u00fdle, aby se nikomu nic nestalo\u201c<\/em> a na z\u00e1v\u011br se je\u0161t\u011b ze v\u0161eho alibisticky vyl\u017eou radou <em>\u201enepatlejte pr\u00e1\u0161ek po nikom, kdo to nechce\u201c<\/em>. Tady jde toti\u017e vlastn\u011b jenom o to, \u017ee lidi po sob\u011b budou (opatrn\u011b a se souhlasem ostatn\u00edch \u2013 vnucuje se mi z\u00e1kladn\u00ed BDSM pou\u010dka \u201esafe, sane and consensual\u201c) h\u00e1zet barvu a organiz\u00e1to\u0159i budou m\u00edt hezk\u00e9 fotky, kter\u00e9 pak pou\u017eij\u00ed jako upout\u00e1vku na dal\u0161\u00ed festival. Ostatn\u011b u\u017e samotn\u00fd facebookov\u00fd profil akce je neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u011b trapn\u00fd a plytk\u00fd, jako by ho d\u011blaly roztlesk\u00e1va\u010dky odn\u011bkud z hokeje. Asi nej\u010dast\u011bj\u0161\u00ed v\u00fdrazy jsou tam JOOOOOO! a LAJKUJTE!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>Nejd\u0159\u00edv jsem se divila, \u017ee Indie nikoho ne\u017ealuje za vykr\u00e1d\u00e1n\u00ed sv\u00e9ho kulturn\u00edho d\u011bdictv\u00ed. Tenhle pafestival toti\u017e prob\u00edh\u00e1 po cel\u00e9m sv\u011bt\u011b, joooooooooo! Pak jsem si uv\u011bdomila, \u017ee by to nejsp\u00ed\u0161 ani ne\u0161lo, proto\u017ee jedin\u00fd jak\u00fds tak\u00fds odkaz na Indii je zkroucen\u00e9 p\u00edsmo v hnusn\u00e9m logu festivalu, kter\u00e9 p\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1 stylizovan\u00e9 hovno nebo Chr\u00e1m Vasila Bla\u017een\u00e9ho, i kdy\u017e to asi m\u011bl b\u00fdt T\u00e1d\u017e Mahal. Z cel\u00e9ho H\u00f3l\u00ed tak vlastn\u011b zbyla jenom vizu\u00e1ln\u00ed str\u00e1nka a po\u0159adatel\u00e9 to je\u0161t\u011b drze p\u0159izn\u00e1vaj\u00ed formulacemi o nereligi\u00f3zn\u00ed party s elektronickou tane\u010dn\u00ed hudbou, <em>\u201ekter\u00e1 v sob\u011b zahrnuje prvek barevn\u00fdch pr\u00e1\u0161k\u016f.\u201c<\/em> Cel\u00fd web akce je vlastn\u011b jenom o tom, \u017ee n\u00e1m H\u00f3l\u00ed m\u00e1 d\u011blat radost a bude to kr\u00e1sn\u00e9, skv\u011bl\u00e9, slun\u00ed\u010dkov\u00e9, lajkujte! Ve skute\u010dnosti je to ale stejn\u011b steriln\u00ed jako mra\u017een\u00e9 vindal\u00fa z \u201eexotic koutku\u201c v libovoln\u00e9m \u010desk\u00e9m supermarketu.<\/p>\n<p>M\u00e1lokdy se nad n\u011b\u010d\u00edm rozho\u0159\u010duju natolik, abych o tom prohl\u00e1sila, \u017ee to je tot\u00e1ln\u00ed hovadina. Ale tomuhle nem\u016f\u017eu p\u0159iznat ani snahu o multikulturalitu nebo o osv\u011btu. Tohle je toti\u017e uk\u00e1zkov\u00e9 a tot\u00e1ln\u00ed simulakrum, ze kter\u00e9ho by si Baudrillard radost\u00ed posypal hlavu barevn\u00fdm pr\u00e1\u0161kem. Vlastn\u011b bych si p\u0159\u00e1la, aby ti senza\u010dn\u00ed Sensation lidi\u010dkov\u00e9, co vypl\u00e1znou \u010dty\u0159i stovky za vstupn\u00e9 a pades\u00e1tikorunu za ka\u017ed\u00fd bal\u00ed\u010dek barvy, kterou znaj\u00ed tak leda ze zn\u011blky ve\u0159ejnopr\u00e1vn\u00ed televize, jeli do Indie a za\u017eili opravdov\u00e9 H\u00f3l\u00ed. V\u00edte co, zfetovali se bh\u00e1ngem, nechali na sebe patlat barvy od stejn\u011b zfetovan\u00fdch Ind\u016f, k\u0159i\u010deli <em>\u201eH\u00f3l\u00ed h\u00e9!\u201c<\/em>, trsali na bubenick\u00e9 s\u00f3lo na barel, m\u011bli trochu strach, ale v\u00edc radost, nech\u00e1pali, pro\u010d to ti In\u010f\u00e1ci sakra d\u011blaj, ale sakra, je jaro, to cejtim, tak se raduju.<\/p>\n<p>P.S. Kdy\u017e \u010dtu posledn\u00ed odstavec, m\u00e1m dojem, \u017ee tohle v\u0161echno na H\u00f3l\u00ed Open Air bude: drogy, patl\u00e1n\u00ed barev, repetitivn\u00ed hudba, \u0159ev <em>\u201eHobluj vol\u00e9\u201c<\/em>&#8230; Ale ch\u00e1pete asi, v \u010dem je ten rozd\u00edl, ne? A v\u00edte co? Poj\u010fme uspo\u0159\u00e1dat do\u017e\u00ednky v lednu!<\/p>\n<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=5759\" send=\"true\" font=\"\"><\/fb:like><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tak za t\u00fdden to vypukne, lidi\u010dky! Barvi\u010dky, slun\u00ed\u010dko a supi\u0161 muzi\u010dka. Z\u00e1plava barev, juch\u016f! T\u011b\u0161t\u011b se. A hlavn\u011b lajkujte! Kdy\u017e na m\u011b na Facebooku poprv\u00e9 vypadla reklama, \u017ee se v Praze bude slavit H\u00f3l\u00ed, m\u011bla jsem radost. Vzpomn\u011bla jsem si toti\u017e na sv\u016fj v\u00fdlet do Indie. Jen\u017ee p\u0159i prokliku dob\u0159e zac\u00edlen\u00e9 soci\u00e1ln\u00ed reklamy mi do\u0161lo, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=5759\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;H\u00f3l\u00ed Open Air: Fet, barvy a fote\u010dky&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,22],"tags":[26],"class_list":["post-5759","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mrtvy-klid-nedelniho-odpoledne","category-historky-z-nadrazky","tag-kz"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5759","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5759"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5759\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5798,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5759\/revisions\/5798"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}