{"id":5877,"date":"2013-09-21T20:35:11","date_gmt":"2013-09-21T19:35:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=5877"},"modified":"2013-09-23T13:04:06","modified_gmt":"2013-09-23T12:04:06","slug":"poslasticarnica-aca-belehrad-balkan-naruby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=5877","title":{"rendered":"Poslasti\u010darnica Aca, B\u011blehrad: Balk\u00e1n naruby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>\u201eOkam\u017eit\u011b v\u0161ichni sem!\u201c<\/em> zaje\u010del n\u00e1hle NP na proch\u00e1zce ve\u010dern\u00edm B\u011blehradem. Jeho manick\u00fd z\u00e1chvat tentokr\u00e1t pat\u0159il v\u00fdloze cukr\u00e1rny v Kara\u0111or\u0111ov\u011b ulici. A kdy\u017e jsme se v\u0161ichni pod\u00edvali sm\u011brem nazna\u010den\u00fdm jeho strnulou pa\u017e\u00ed, za\u010dali jsme k\u0159ep\u010dit taky.<\/p>\n<p>Interi\u00e9r p\u0159ipom\u00ednaj\u00edc\u00ed sp\u00ed\u0161 osmdes\u00e1tkovou n\u00e1dra\u017eku ne\u017e cukr\u00e1rnu. \u017d\u00e1dn\u00fd p\u0159eslazen\u00fd k\u00fd\u010dovit\u00fd nevkus, \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 hra na francouzskou kav\u00e1rni\u010dku. Jen kov, zrcadla a dorty ve v\u00fdloze, rozt\u00e9kaj\u00edc\u00ed se pod hork\u00fdm balk\u00e1nsk\u00fdm sluncem hned vedle tot\u00e1l oldschool ma\u0161iny na zmrzlinu a pr\u00e1zdn\u00e9ho mrazic\u00edho boxu. Jak trefn\u011b poznamenala Lisa: v t\u011bch na pohled nejhnusn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch podnic\u00edch m\u00edvaj\u00ed nakonec to nejlep\u0161\u00ed j\u00eddlo!<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Obrovsk\u00e1 b\u00edl\u00e1 kostka, makov\u00e1 baklava, rumov\u00e9 koule posran\u00e9 \u010dokol\u00e1dou, trojhrany a dal\u0161\u00ed dom\u00e1c\u00ed laskominy. K pit\u00ed pochopiteln\u011b doma\u010di k\u00e1va; krom\u011b n\u00ed taky \u017elut\u00e1 br\u010da, nejsp\u00ed\u0161 cedevita, a vedle n\u00ed podivn\u00e1 tekutina barvy p\u0159esn\u011b takov\u00e9, jakou si p\u0159edstavujeme v souvislosti s an\u00e1ln\u00edm sexem. Ale p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm: obrovsk\u00e9, ale opravdu OBROVSK\u00c9 v\u011btrn\u00edky. Kus za <strong>120 din\u00e1r\u016f<\/strong> a t\u0159i r\u016fzn\u00e9 n\u00e1pln\u011b: b\u00edl\u00e1, \u017elut\u00e1 a jejich kombinace. Poru\u010dili jsme si od ka\u017ed\u00e9 jednu.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/aca_06.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/aca_06.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"aca_06\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5892\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/aca_06.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/aca_06-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Matou\u0161<\/strong>: Na m\u011b je tam n\u011bjak moc \u017eelatiny. Stejn\u011b si d\u00e1m jenom kafe. A limon\u00e1du. Tu \u017elutou. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Betla<\/strong>: No to je jasn\u00e9, \u017ee je tam \u017eelatina, jak by to taky dr\u017eelo pohromad\u011b?<\/p>\n<p><strong>KZ<\/strong>: Ty vole, jak to m\u016f\u017eete j\u00edst?  Dy\u0165 je to upln\u00fd ekl. Nic, co chutn\u00e1 norm\u00e1ln\u011b, p\u0159ece neudr\u017e\u00ed takovejhle tvar. To jde proti z\u00e1kon\u016fm gravitace, todle!<\/p>\n<p><strong>NP<\/strong>: Mus\u00edm teda kriticky \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee nejlep\u0161\u00ed \u010d\u00e1st je tentokr\u00e1t korpus a n\u00e1pl\u0148 nic moc.<\/p>\n<p><strong>KZ<\/strong>: No pr\u00e1v\u011b. J\u00e1 beru korpus jenom jako <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=5249\" target=\"_blank\">dr\u017e\u00e1k na n\u00e1pl\u0148<\/a>. A z t\u00e9 bych fakt blila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>NP<\/strong>: No tak jako na v\u011btrn\u00edk to nem\u00e1, ale furt je to lep\u0161i ne\u017e indi\u00e1nek, co si budeme pov\u00eddat.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Betla<\/strong>: Mus\u00edte se oprostit od t\u00e9 p\u0159edstavy v\u011btrn\u00edku. V\u011btrn\u00edk v jedn\u00e9 zemi p\u0159ece nemus\u00ed b\u00fdt tot\u00e9\u017e co v druh\u00e9. Nehled\u011b na to, \u017ee to v\u011btrn\u00edk p\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1 pouze tvarem. J\u00e1 bych \u0159ekla, ze je to sp\u00ed\u0161 kremrole. Nebo tady n\u011bkde p\u00ed\u0161ou, \u017ee poj\u00edd\u00e1me v\u011btrn\u00edk?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Lisa<\/strong>: Mhmhchramstmlaskmhmh\u2026 Je to radost!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Matou\u0161<\/strong>: No tak vid\u00edte, \u017ee jste to nakonec sn\u011bdli. A ta \u017elut\u00e1 br\u010da taky u\u0161la. <\/p>\n<p><strong>KZ<\/strong>: <em>(plive zbytky z\u00e1kusku na pod\u0161\u00e1lek)<\/em> Vy ste to fakt sn\u011bdli? Vy jste nechutn\u00fd! J\u00e1 jsem v\u011bd\u011bla, \u017ee to bude hnusn\u00fd od pohledu. M\u011bli jsme si d\u00e1t jen jeden, ten s dvojitou n\u00e1pln\u00ed, jen abysme to ochutnali a ostatn\u00ed n\u011bjak\u00fd dobr\u00fd v\u011bci. T\u0159eba trojhran. Pro\u010d jsme si nedali trojhran? Nebo posranou kouli! Nebo rakiju!<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-5877 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/aca_01.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/aca_01-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/aca_02.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/aca_02-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/aca_03.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/aca_03-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/aca_04.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/aca_04-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/aca_05.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/aca_05-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/aca_06.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/aca_06-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/aca_07.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/aca_07-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/aca_08.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/aca_08-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/aca_09.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/aca_09-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><strong>Velikost<\/strong>: 5\/5<br \/>\n<strong>Vzhled<\/strong>: 5\/5<br \/>\n<strong>\u010cerstvost<\/strong>: 15\/20 (KZ \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, \u017ee tam jsou tis\u00edc let, ale my to vid\u00edme jinak)<br \/>\n<strong>Poleva<\/strong>: nebyla (a je to mo\u017en\u00e1 dob\u0159e &#8211; byla by to bu\u010f \u010dir\u00e1 \u017eelatina, nebo by byly posran\u00e9 \u010dokol\u00e1dou)<br \/>\n<strong>Korpus<\/strong>: 10\/10<br \/>\n<strong>N\u00e1pl\u0148<\/strong>: 6\/40<\/p>\n<p><strong>Celkem: 41\/100<\/strong><br \/>\nMetodiku hodnocen\u00ed naleznete <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=2069\" target=\"_blank\">zde<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><em>Mo\u017en\u00e1 bychom ale tentokr\u00e1t ud\u011blali v\u00fdjimku a zhodnotit i atmosf\u00e9ru a obsluhu jako v n\u00e1dra\u017ek\u00e1ch. Oboj\u00ed za p\u011bt hv\u011bzdi\u010dek a k\u00e1va za \u010dty\u0159i. Ta pan\u00ed si to toti\u017e zaslou\u017e\u00ed. Druh\u00fd den si n\u00e1s pamatovala, m\u011bla radost z na\u0161eho p\u0159\u00edchodu a v\u011bd\u011bla, co si d\u00e1me za pi\u010de. Ov\u0161em v\u011btrn\u00edky byly takov\u00fd Balk\u00e1n naruby. Na Balk\u00e1n\u011b toti\u017e spousta v\u011bc\u00ed vypad\u00e1 jak z prdele a nakonec je to super. V\u011btrn\u00edky vypadaly super a byly jak z prdele. A to ani nebyly posran\u00e9. \u010cokol\u00e1dou.<\/em><\/p>\n<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=5877\" send=\"true\" font=\"\"><\/fb:like><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eOkam\u017eit\u011b v\u0161ichni sem!\u201c zaje\u010del n\u00e1hle NP na proch\u00e1zce ve\u010dern\u00edm B\u011blehradem. Jeho manick\u00fd z\u00e1chvat tentokr\u00e1t pat\u0159il v\u00fdloze cukr\u00e1rny v Kara\u0111or\u0111ov\u011b ulici. A kdy\u017e jsme se v\u0161ichni pod\u00edvali sm\u011brem nazna\u010den\u00fdm jeho strnulou pa\u017e\u00ed, za\u010dali jsme k\u0159ep\u010dit taky. Interi\u00e9r p\u0159ipom\u00ednaj\u00edc\u00ed sp\u00ed\u0161 osmdes\u00e1tkovou n\u00e1dra\u017eku ne\u017e cukr\u00e1rnu. \u017d\u00e1dn\u00fd p\u0159eslazen\u00fd k\u00fd\u010dovit\u00fd nevkus, \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 hra na francouzskou kav\u00e1rni\u010dku. 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