{"id":6790,"date":"2014-04-09T06:45:01","date_gmt":"2014-04-09T05:45:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=6790"},"modified":"2014-04-10T05:20:24","modified_gmt":"2014-04-10T04:20:24","slug":"dilli-cast-1-mladi-lezaci-stari-zebraci-a-nervy-mezi-kolejema","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=6790","title":{"rendered":"Dill\u00ed, \u010d\u00e1st 1: Mlad\u00ed le\u017e\u00e1ci, sta\u0159\u00ed \u017eebr\u00e1ci a nervy mezi kolejema"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Moji indi\u010dt\u00ed p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9 o mn\u011b ob\u010das prohla\u0161uj\u00ed, \u017ee jsem vlastn\u011b v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed Ind ne\u017e oni. A asi maj\u00ed pravdu. Po z\u00e1\u017eitku z n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed ve star\u00e9m Dill\u00ed mi nezb\u00fdv\u00e1 ne\u017e to p\u0159iznat. A to jsem vlastn\u011b jenom \u0161el na vlak&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><strong>2 a p\u016fl hodiny do odjezdu.<\/strong> Nastupuju do autobusu. Sice to m\u00e1m p\u0159es p\u016flku Dill\u00ed, ale \u010dasu dost. Dokonce snad i tolik, \u017ee bych si m\u011bl stihnout zarezervovat j\u00edzdenku na dal\u0161\u00ed cestu.<\/p>\n<p><strong>1 a p\u016fl hodiny do odjezdu.<\/strong> Vj\u00ed\u017ed\u00edme do star\u00e9ho Dill\u00ed a tro\u0161ku se n\u00e1m to komplikuje. Stoj\u00edme v nefal\u0161ovan\u00e9 indick\u00e9 dopravn\u00ed z\u00e1cp\u011b, ale \u010dasu po\u0159\u00e1d dost. Akor\u00e1t ten l\u00edstek si teda asi nekoup\u00edm.<\/p>\n<p><strong>50 minut do odjezdu.<\/strong> Kone\u010dn\u011b jsme se prokousali hadr\u00e1\u0159skou tr\u017enic\u00ed naproti \u010cerven\u00e9 pevnosti. Trochu ne\u010dekan\u011b podj\u00ed\u017ed\u00edme pod viaduktem, \u010dili na n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed p\u0159ijdu zadem od Ka\u0161m\u00edrsk\u00e9 br\u00e1ny. Ale je v tom se mnou i indick\u00fd p\u00e1re\u010dek a spolucestuj\u00edc\u00ed n\u00e1m cestu ochotn\u011b vysv\u011btl\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p><strong>45 minut do odjezdu.<\/strong> S hled\u00e1n\u00edm nadchodu se neobt\u011b\u017euju a pou\u0161t\u00edm se s ostatn\u00edmi cestuj\u00edc\u00edmi roztodivn\u00fdch viz\u00e1\u017e\u00ed zkratkou mezi koleje. Kdy\u017e najednou chodn\u00edk skon\u010d\u00ed a j\u00e1 stoj\u00edm mezi hovny na pra\u017ec\u00edch, trochu se zaraz\u00edm. Pak m\u011b ale p\u0159edejde pan\u00ed v \u017eabk\u00e1ch a p\u00e1n malou hol\u010di\u010dkou a pokra\u010duju neohro\u017een\u011b d\u00e1l.<\/p>\n<p><strong>40 minut do odjezdu.<\/strong> Aha, tak tady kon\u010d\u00ed i koleje. P\u0159esn\u011bji \u0159e\u010deno na nich stoj\u00ed vlak. Dop\u0159edu u\u017e nem\u016f\u017eu. Nalevo druh\u00fd vlak, napravo t\u0159et\u00ed. Bezv\u00fdchodn\u00e1 situace? Kdepak. Rodinka p\u0159ede mnou v tu chv\u00edli zcela samoz\u0159ejm\u011b ud\u011bl\u00e1 n\u011bco, na co bych musel n\u011bkolik let studovat. Prol\u00e9z\u00e1 skrz vag\u00f3n vlevo \u2013 a r\u00e1zem stoj\u00edme na per\u00f3n\u011b.<\/p>\n<p><strong>35 minut do odjezdu.<\/strong> P\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00edm do n\u00e1dra\u017en\u00ed haly, kupuju noviny a kontroluju tabuli s odjezdy. Zat\u00edm nic, expres do Faiz\u00e1b\u00e1du tam nesv\u00edt\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p><strong>20 minut do odjezdu.<\/strong> U\u017e m\u00e1m nakoupenou i sva\u010dinu, pro\u0161mejd\u011bn\u00e9 cel\u00e9 prvn\u00ed n\u00e1stupi\u0161t\u011b, ale na sv\u011bteln\u00e9 tabuli po\u0159\u00e1d nic. Ani pan\u00ed v rozhlase nic nehl\u00e1s\u00ed. T\u0159eba m\u00e1 vlak zpo\u017ed\u011bn\u00ed a ohl\u00e1s\u00ed ho a\u017e za chv\u00edli. Sed\u00e1m si mezi ostatn\u00ed \u010dekaj\u00edc\u00ed Indy na zem a hypnotizuju displej.<\/p>\n<p><strong>10 minut do odjezdu.<\/strong> Tohle u\u017e je fakt divn\u00e9. Zved\u00e1m se a za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1m nerv\u00f3zn\u011b popob\u00edhat po n\u00e1dra\u017en\u00ed hale sem a tam a kontroluju v\u0161echny v\u00fdv\u011bsn\u00ed tabule, na kter\u00e9 natref\u00edm. Sp\u00e1sn\u00e9 \u010d\u00edslo 15116 v\u0161ak nevid\u011bt.<\/p>\n<p><strong>8 minut do odjezdu.<\/strong> Na tabuli najednou nasko\u010d\u00ed odjezdy vlak\u016f a\u017e za t\u0159i hodiny. Tohle u\u017e nen\u00ed divn\u00e9, to je v prdeli. Prost\u011b tam ten vlak zapomn\u011bli zadat. Vyb\u00edh\u00e1m po schodech do nadchodu a jdu zkontrolovat displeje p\u0159\u00edmo u per\u00f3n\u016f.<\/p>\n<p><strong>5 minut do odjezdu.<\/strong> Nic, nic, nic, nic, nic. Nikde nic. Na konci nadchodu d\u011bl\u00e1m \u010delem vzad a ut\u00edk\u00e1m zp\u00e1tky. D\u00edv\u00e1m se na cedule z opa\u010dn\u00e9 strany, m\u016fj vlak nikde. Je\u0161t\u011b jednou mrknu na tu hlavn\u00ed tabuli, co kdyby t\u0159eba\u2026<\/p>\n<p><strong>2 minuty do odjezdu.<\/strong> Na tabuli taky nic. Je\u0161t\u011b naposled kontroluju j\u00edzdenku. Ano, jede mi to odsud. Ze star\u00e9ho Dill\u00ed. Dnes. Te\u010f.<\/p>\n<p><strong>0 minut do odjezdu.<\/strong> Tot\u00e1ln\u00ed panika. Zb\u00fdv\u00e1 u\u017e jen posledn\u00ed \u0161ance: p\u0159edb\u011bhnout hodinovou frontu na informac\u00edch a vybafnout p\u0159\u00edmo na babici za ok\u00fdnkem. Nasazuju nejindi\u010dt\u011bj\u0161\u00ed v\u00fdraz, jak\u00fd v tu chv\u00edli dok\u00e1\u017eu a vrh\u00e1m se do frontov\u00e9 linie.<\/p>\n<p><strong>-1 minuta do odjezdu.<\/strong> Vykr\u00fdv\u00e1m lopatky v\u011btrn\u00e9ho ml\u00fdnu za mnou, odhazuju dvouletou hol\u010di\u010dku sed\u00edc\u00ed na p\u0159ep\u00e1\u017ece a sypu na babu sv\u016fj dotaz.<\/p>\n<p><strong>-2 minuty do odjezdu.<\/strong> Babice si d\u00e1v\u00e1 na\u010das. <em>\u201eA rezervaci m\u00e1te?\u201c<\/em> vyleze z n\u00ed po chv\u00edli v\u00fdznamn\u00e9ho ml\u010den\u00ed. <em>\u201eUka\u017ete!\u201c<\/em> Lov\u00edm z kapsy l\u00edstek a vz\u00fdv\u00e1m v\u0161echny svat\u00e9, zat\u00edmco je\u017eibaba m\u017eour\u00e1 p\u0159es br\u00fdle na p\u00edsmenka z jehli\u010dkovky. N\u00e1stupi\u0161t\u011b 10, vypadne z n\u00ed kone\u010dn\u011b a j\u00e1 vypadnu taky.<\/p>\n<p><strong>-3 minuty do odjezdu.<\/strong> Zb\u011bsil\u00fd \u00faprk p\u0159es mlad\u00e9 le\u017e\u00e1ky, star\u00e9 \u017eebr\u00e1ky a nemohouc\u00ed sta\u0159enky. Tentokr\u00e1t to vy\u0161lo, vlak tu po\u0159\u00e1d stoj\u00ed. Uf. Moje jm\u00e9no na tabulce je v\u00fdjime\u010dn\u011b zcela spr\u00e1vn\u011b, tak\u017ee naj\u00edt leh\u00e1tko u\u017e je formalita. Nakonec jsme vyrazili o patn\u00e1ct minut pozd\u011bji. \u0160t\u011bst\u00ed, \u017ee Indov\u00e9 ct\u00ed akademickou \u010dtvrthodinku.<\/p>\n<p>A n\u00e1dra\u017eky? Nebojte, jsou tam. Ale o nich si pov\u00edme a\u017e ve druh\u00e9m d\u00edle.<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-6790 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/dilli_1_01.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/dilli_1_01-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/dilli_1_02.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/dilli_1_02-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/dilli_1_03.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/dilli_1_03-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/dilli_1_04.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/dilli_1_04-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/dilli_1_05.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/dilli_1_05-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/dilli_1_06.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/dilli_1_06-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=6790\" send=\"true\" font=\"\"><\/fb:like><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Moji indi\u010dt\u00ed p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9 o mn\u011b ob\u010das prohla\u0161uj\u00ed, \u017ee jsem vlastn\u011b v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed Ind ne\u017e oni. A asi maj\u00ed pravdu. Po z\u00e1\u017eitku z n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed ve star\u00e9m Dill\u00ed mi nezb\u00fdv\u00e1 ne\u017e to p\u0159iznat. A to jsem vlastn\u011b jenom \u0161el na vlak&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,23],"tags":[8],"class_list":["post-6790","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nadrazky","category-indicke-deniky","tag-indie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6790","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6790"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6790\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6806,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6790\/revisions\/6806"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6790"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6790"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}