{"id":6862,"date":"2014-04-30T13:43:06","date_gmt":"2014-04-30T12:43:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=6862"},"modified":"2016-10-12T18:23:12","modified_gmt":"2016-10-12T17:23:12","slug":"faizabad-dil-druhy-valka-nervu-valka-nerdu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=6862","title":{"rendered":"Faiz\u00e1b\u00e1d, d\u00edl druh\u00fd: V\u00e1lka nerv\u016f, v\u00e1lka nerd\u016f"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>V <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=6817\" target=\"_blank\">minul\u00e9m d\u00edle<\/a> jste vid\u011bli: Po konzumaci ve\u010de\u0159e nevaln\u00e9 chuti a \u00faprku p\u0159ed hladovou opic\u00ed a zu\u0159iv\u00fdmi kom\u00e1ry se u\u0159\u00edcen\u00fd NP ukr\u00fdv\u00e1 na faiz\u00e1b\u00e1dsk\u00e9m n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed. Je\u0161t\u011b ne\u017e mu stihne klesnout tepovka, je vystaven dal\u0161\u00ed \u0161okuj\u00edc\u00ed situaci \u2013 navzdory p\u016fvodn\u00edm p\u0159edpoklad\u016fm se ve stani\u010dn\u00ed budov\u011b ukr\u00fdv\u00e1 i n\u00e1dra\u017en\u00ed restaurace. A on se zrovna najedl! Jeho zd\u011b\u0161en\u00ed v\u0161ak trv\u00e1 jen do chv\u00edle, ne\u017e si v hlav\u011b spo\u010d\u00edt\u00e1, \u017ee je teprve osm ve\u010der a vlak do Ban\u00e1rasu jede a\u017e ve t\u0159i \u010dtvrt\u011b na dv\u011b r\u00e1no. Hlad tedy je\u0161t\u011b ur\u010dit\u011b p\u0159ijde&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><!--more-->M\u00e9 v\u00fdpo\u010dty byly spr\u00e1vn\u00e9, v dev\u011bt ve\u010der se znovu dostavuje chu\u0165 na n\u011bco men\u0161\u00edho. A kdy\u017e po vstupu do n\u00e1dra\u017eky vid\u00edm, co do sebe tla\u010d\u00ed str\u00e1vn\u00edk u vedlej\u0161\u00edho stolu, je mi jasn\u00e9, \u017ee to bude skute\u010dn\u011b jen n\u011bco men\u0161\u00edho. Porce jsou sice levn\u00e9, ale i \u00fam\u011brn\u011b rozm\u011brn\u00e9. Objedn\u00e1v\u00e1m tedy klasick\u00e9 unyl\u00e9 kombo <em>d\u00e1l\u2013sabd\u017e\u00ed\u2013r\u00fd\u017ee\u2013\u010dap\u00e1t\u00ed<\/em> za 35 rupi\u00ed a k tomu \u010daj za 5. Ten je, podobn\u011b jako ve st\u00e1nku na per\u00f3n\u011b, op\u011bt v\u00fdborn\u00fd, a tak se mohu radostn\u011b kochat v\u00fdhledy na luxusn\u011b vykachli\u010dkovanou a oz\u00e1\u0159ivkovanou m\u00edstnost s umyvadlem v rohu.<\/p>\n<p>Vtom v\u0161ak do lok\u00e1lu vkro\u010d\u00ed policejn\u00ed patrola. Nejen\u017ee mi napochoduje p\u0159\u00edmo do z\u00e1b\u011bru, ale taky m\u011b celkem o\u010dek\u00e1van\u011b p\u0159edb\u011bhne v po\u0159adn\u00edku na j\u00eddlo. Sv\u00fdm zp\u016fsobem m\u011b to v\u0161ak t\u011b\u0161\u00ed, nebo\u0165 n\u00e1dra\u017eka si jist\u011b netroufne otr\u00e1vit j\u00eddlem p\u0159\u00edslu\u0161n\u00edky ozbrojen\u00fdch slo\u017eek. Fronta na \u017evanec je v\u0161ak jen jednou z mnoha drobn\u00fdch bitev, je\u017e se dnes ve Faiz\u00e1b\u00e1du odehr\u00e1vaj\u00ed. Ta kl\u00ed\u010dov\u00e1 nese n\u00e1zev <em>Urvi st\u016fl vedle elektrick\u00e9 z\u00e1suvky<\/em>, kter\u00fd od m\u00e9ho p\u0159\u00edchodu okupuje zu\u0159iv\u011b telefonuj\u00edc\u00ed chlap\u00edk s laptopem. V\u00e1lku nerv\u016f nakonec vyhr\u00e1v\u00e1m, nebo\u0165 vcelku logicky vydr\u017e\u00edm konzumovat d\u00e9le a v\u00edce ne\u017e ne\u017e soupe\u0159, jemu\u017e v po\u017e\u00edv\u00e1n\u00ed pokrm\u016f p\u0159ek\u00e1\u017e\u00ed telefon u ucha a po\u010d\u00edta\u010d na stole \u2013 a\u017e je nakonec z lok\u00e1lu potupn\u011b vyk\u00e1z\u00e1n polodementn\u00edm \u010d\u00ed\u0161n\u00edkem. Cel\u00e1 ud\u00e1lost se bohu\u017eel seb\u011bhla tak bryskn\u011b, \u017ee jsem v\u00e1m telefonistu nestihl ani vyfotit.<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-6862 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/faizabad_21.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/faizabad_21-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/faizabad_22.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/faizabad_22-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/faizabad_23.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/faizabad_23-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/faizabad_24.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/faizabad_24-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/faizabad_25.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/faizabad_25-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/faizabad_26.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/faizabad_26-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/faizabad_27.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/faizabad_27-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/faizabad_28.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/faizabad_28-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/faizabad_29.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/faizabad_29-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><em>\u201eChutnalo v\u00e1m?\u201c<\/em> pt\u00e1 se m\u011b vrchn\u00ed, kdy\u017e u\u017e v\u0161e zap\u00edj\u00edm druh\u00fdm hork\u00fdm \u010dajem. Inu, chutnalo. Jen by to nemuselo b\u00fdt tak stra\u0161n\u011b studen\u00e9. P\u0159esouv\u00e1m se ke stolu se z\u00e1suvkou, a proto\u017ee noc je dlouh\u00e1 a n\u00e1dra\u017eka \u00fadajn\u011b nonstop, porou\u010d\u00edm si za 30 rupi\u00ed Thums Up colu (jo, fakt se to tak p\u00ed\u0161e) a d\u00e1v\u00e1m se do psan\u00ed recenze. O to v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed je m\u00e9 p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed, kdy\u017e se po druh\u00e9m Thums Upu p\u016flmozek pokou\u0161\u00ed vyhodit i m\u011b. V\u0161e \u0159e\u0161\u00edm s indickou eleganc\u00ed: zaplat\u00edm \u00fa\u010det a znovu si sed\u00e1m ke stolu jakoby nic. A dob\u0159e d\u011bl\u00e1m. S \u00faderem des\u00e1t\u00e9 se venku strh\u00e1v\u00e1 bitka a za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1m b\u00fdt za n\u00e1dra\u017eku je\u0161t\u011b rad\u0161i. Vrchn\u00ed zav\u00edr\u00e1 dve\u0159e a zatahuje z\u00e1v\u011bsy. Ven n\u00e1s v\u0161echny vykopne a\u017e za p\u016fl hodiny, kdy\u017e se situace uklidn\u00ed. Teprve te\u010f za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 ten prav\u00fd n\u00e1dra\u017en\u00ed zevling na per\u00f3n\u011b mezi opicemi a toulav\u00fdmi psy.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Atmosf\u00e9ra<\/strong>: * * *<br \/>\n<strong>Obsluha<\/strong>: *<br \/>\n<strong>\u010caj<\/strong>: * * * * *<br \/>\n<strong>J\u00eddlo<\/strong>: * *<br \/>\n<strong>Hajzl\u00edky<\/strong>: nehodnoceny (co\u017e se bohu\u017eel negativn\u011b projevilo u\u017e naz\u00edt\u0159\u00ed, kdy m\u011b za\u010dala tr\u00e1pit nefal\u0161ovan\u00e1 indick\u00e1 z\u00e1cpa \u2013 ale to u\u017e je jin\u00fd a smutn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/chlupatyzuby.wordpress.com\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/chlupatyzuby_banner_490.gif\" alt=\"\" title=\"chlupatyzuby\" width=\"490\" height=\"220\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=6862\" send=\"true\" font=\"\"><\/fb:like><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V minul\u00e9m d\u00edle jste vid\u011bli: Po konzumaci ve\u010de\u0159e nevaln\u00e9 chuti a \u00faprku p\u0159ed hladovou opic\u00ed a zu\u0159iv\u00fdmi kom\u00e1ry se u\u0159\u00edcen\u00fd NP ukr\u00fdv\u00e1 na faiz\u00e1b\u00e1dsk\u00e9m n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed. Je\u0161t\u011b ne\u017e mu stihne klesnout tepovka, je vystaven dal\u0161\u00ed \u0161okuj\u00edc\u00ed situaci \u2013 navzdory p\u016fvodn\u00edm p\u0159edpoklad\u016fm se ve stani\u010dn\u00ed budov\u011b ukr\u00fdv\u00e1 i n\u00e1dra\u017en\u00ed restaurace. A on se zrovna najedl! Jeho zd\u011b\u0161en\u00ed &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=6862\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Faiz\u00e1b\u00e1d, d\u00edl druh\u00fd: V\u00e1lka nerv\u016f, v\u00e1lka nerd\u016f&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[8],"class_list":["post-6862","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nadrazky","tag-indie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6862","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6862"}],"version-history":[{"count":26,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6862\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8880,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6862\/revisions\/8880"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6862"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6862"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6862"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}