{"id":775,"date":"2010-10-07T21:42:29","date_gmt":"2010-10-07T20:42:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=775"},"modified":"2010-10-09T21:54:25","modified_gmt":"2010-10-09T20:54:25","slug":"strach-a-hnus-v-treskoprskach","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=775","title":{"rendered":"Strach a hnus v T\u0159eskoprsk\u00e1ch"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Dlouho jsem se pova\u017eoval za nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edho \u010dty\u0159l\u00edstkologa ve Zl\u00edn\u011b a \u0161irok\u00e9m okol\u00ed. Tv\u016frce webu strach.cz<\/a> Petr Tom\u0161\u016f<\/strong> v\u0161ak mou jistotu po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b nahlodal. Copak n\u011bkdo zn\u00e1 v\u0161ech 496 d\u00edl\u016f tak dokonale, \u017ee z nich dok\u00e1\u017ee ka\u017ed\u00fd den vyst\u0159ihovat i obr\u00e1zkov\u00fd doprovod ke zpr\u00e1v\u00e1m<\/strong><\/a>? Trochu m\u011b uklidnily a\u017e Petrovy odpov\u011bdi na \u010dty\u0159l\u00edstkologick\u00fd test<\/a>, kde z\u00edskal pr\u016fm\u011brn\u00fdch 9,5 bodu. Jedno je v\u0161ak jist\u00e9. Jeho \u010cty\u0159l\u00edstky<\/a> jsou jedna z nejvtipn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch v\u011bc\u00ed, kter\u00e9 se kdy objevily na \u010desk\u00e9m internetu.<\/p>\n

A\u0165 se ve sv\u011bt\u011b semele cokoli, \u010cty\u0159l\u00edstek to na Facebooku do deseti minut glosuje. Tak\u017ee rovnou dv\u011b ot\u00e1zky: Co d\u011bl\u00e1\u0161 za pr\u00e1ci? A kde jsi p\u0159i\u0161el k takov\u00e9 fotografick\u00e9 pam\u011bti, \u017ee si pamatuje\u0161 v\u0161echny jednotliv\u00e9 pol\u00ed\u010dka komiksu?<\/strong>
\nPohybuju se ve sv\u011bt\u011b po\u010d\u00edta\u010d\u016f a fotografickou pam\u011b\u0165 ur\u010dit\u011b nem\u00e1m. Jak \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 My\u0161pul\u00edn – \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed\u010dku se mus\u00ed j\u00edt naproti. M\u00e1m datab\u00e1zi vyst\u0159\u00edhan\u00fdch obr\u00e1zk\u016f a se\u0159azenou podle ur\u010dit\u00fdch krit\u00e9ri\u00ed, tak\u017ee hled\u00e1n\u00ed konkr\u00e9tn\u00edho vt\u00edpku nen\u00ed zas tak slo\u017eit\u00e9. A\u010dkoliv…<\/p>\n

VYST\u0158\u00cdHAN\u00c9 obr\u00e1zky? To snad nemysl\u00ed\u0161 v\u00e1\u017en\u011b!?<\/strong>
\nN\u011bjak\u00fd dobr\u00e1k mi poslal v\u0161echny \u010cty\u0159l\u00edstky u\u017e naskenovan\u00e9, tak\u017ee vyst\u0159\u00edhan\u00e9 mysl\u00edm v elektronick\u00e9 form\u011b. M\u00e1m je ulo\u017een\u00e9 jako polotovary v JPG a \u010dek\u00e1m, a\u017e na n\u011b dojde \u0159ada.<\/p>\n

Uf, tak to m\u011b uklidnilo. Tak\u017ee je to sken s u\u017e vymazan\u00fdm textem. Ale po\u0159\u00e1d nech\u00e1pu jednu v\u011bc. Podle jak\u00fdch krit\u00e9ri\u00ed si obr\u00e1zky \u0159ad\u00ed\u0161?<\/strong>
\nT\u0159eba podle toho, kdo s k\u00fdm tam je, jak\u00fd p\u0159edm\u011bt je na obr\u00e1zku v\u00fdrazn\u00fd, nebo jak\u00e1 je tam n\u00e1lada. Tak\u017ee t\u0159eba h\u00e1dka, bitka, p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed, sm\u00edch…<\/p>\n

Nepamatuju si, \u017ee by se ti n\u011bjak\u00fd strip opakoval. U\u017e se ti n\u011bkdy stalo, \u017ee se t\u0159eba po t\u00fddnu ud\u00e1lo n\u011bco, na co by stejn\u00fd obr\u00e1zek sed\u011bl je\u0161t\u011b mnohem l\u00edp?<\/strong>
\nZhruba 10 nebo 15 obr\u00e1zk\u016f se u\u017e ur\u010dit\u011b opakovalo, ale to celkem ne\u0159e\u0161\u00edm. Nem\u00e1m pravidlo, \u017ee se obr\u00e1zky nesm\u011bj\u00ed opakovat. To bych si pod\u0159ez\u00e1val v\u011btev s\u00e1m pod sebou.<\/p>\n

Kolik nerozst\u0159\u00edhan\u00fdch \u010d\u00edsel \u010cty\u0159l\u00edstku m\u00e1\u0161 doma? A kter\u00fd d\u00edl je tv\u016fj nejobl\u00edben\u011bj\u0161\u00ed?<\/strong>
\nSb\u00edral jsem je asi do roku 1991, respektive rodi\u010de mi je kupovali. Pak u\u017e \u0161la kvalita dol\u016f a j\u00e1 se taky n\u011bkam posunul. Ale kusov\u011b jich m\u016f\u017eu m\u00edt tak kolem stovky. A nejobl\u00edb\u011bn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed d\u00edl? T\u011b\u017eko \u0159\u00edct, snad Nezkrotn\u00e1 \u0159eka, Akce Poseidon… prost\u011b d\u00edly z obdob\u00ed za\u010d\u00e1tku 80. let.<\/p>\n

U\u017e l\u00e9ta se sna\u017e\u00edm de\u0161ifrovat politick\u00e9 preference \u010cty\u0159l\u00edstku, ale po\u0159\u00e1d si nejsem \u00fapln\u011b jist\u00fd. Koho podle tebe vol\u00ed?<\/strong>
\nT\u011b\u017ek\u00e1 ot\u00e1zka. Bob\u00edk m\u00e1 v\u017edycky hodn\u011b n\u00e1zor\u016f, ale nakonec k volb\u00e1m st\u011bjn\u011b nedojde a zapomene se na pivu. \u0158ekl bych, \u017ee nikdo ze \u010cty\u0159l\u00edstku nepat\u0159\u00ed k tvrd\u00e9mu j\u00e1dru n\u011bjak\u00e9 strany, sp\u00ed\u0161 se nechaj\u00ed ovlinit n\u011bjak\u00fdm zaj\u00edmav\u00fdm bilboardem.<\/p>\n

N\u011bkter\u00e9 star\u0161\u00ed d\u00edly na webu odr\u00e1\u017eely i tv\u00e9 osobn\u00ed z\u00e1\u017eitky. T\u0159eba Bob\u00edk s abs\u0165\u00e1kem na zl\u00ednsk\u00e9m autobusov\u00e9m n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed<\/a> je mysl\u00edm dost re\u00e1ln\u00e1 situace. Personifikuje\u0161 se s n\u011bkterou z postav?<\/strong>
\nL\u00e1k\u00e1 m\u011b \u0159\u00edct Bob\u00edk.<\/p>\n

Ohledn\u011b Bob\u00edka jsem m\u011bl p\u016fvodn\u011b je\u0161t\u011b jednu ot\u00e1zku. Jestli j\u00ed vep\u0159ov\u00e9. Ale ned\u00e1vn\u00fd cyklistick\u00fd d\u00edl<\/a> o tom mnoh\u00e9 napov\u011bd\u011bl. Nebo je to v\u0161echno jinak?<\/strong>
\nTohle zat\u00edm ne\u0159e\u0161\u00edm. Ale uvid\u00edme, t\u0159eba se Bob\u00edk \u010dasem projev\u00ed.<\/p>\n

Jm\u00e9nem na\u0161eho webu gratuluji k ned\u00e1vn\u00e9mu p\u0159\u00edr\u016fstku do rodiny. Najdeme jm\u00e9no tv\u00e9 dcery ve \u010cty\u0159l\u00edstku? Pokud ano, tak na kolik\u00e1t\u00e9 str\u00e1nce kter\u00e9ho d\u00edlu?<\/strong>
\nOmlouv\u00e1m se v\u0161em, kte\u0159\u00ed s\u00e1zeli na Fifinku. Ani to nen\u00ed tajn\u00e9, je to Terezka.<\/p>\n

Zlatou harpunu u\u017e \u010cty\u0159l\u00edstek vyhr\u00e1l. Pomozte mu v sout\u011b\u017ei o K\u0159i\u0161\u0165\u00e1lovou lupu v kategorii Dobrej n\u00e1pad<\/strong><\/a>! Hlasov\u00e1n\u00ed kon\u010d\u00ed 24. \u0159\u00edjna.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dlouho jsem se pova\u017eoval za nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edho \u010dty\u0159l\u00edstkologa ve Zl\u00edn\u011b a \u0161irok\u00e9m okol\u00ed. Tv\u016frce webu strach.cz Petr Tom\u0161\u016f v\u0161ak mou jistotu po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b nahlodal. Copak n\u011bkdo zn\u00e1 v\u0161ech 496 d\u00edl\u016f tak dokonale, \u017ee z nich dok\u00e1\u017ee ka\u017ed\u00fd den vyst\u0159ihovat i obr\u00e1zkov\u00fd doprovod ke zpr\u00e1v\u00e1m? Trochu m\u011b uklidnily a\u017e Petrovy odpov\u011bdi na \u010dty\u0159l\u00edstkologick\u00fd test, kde z\u00edskal pr\u016fm\u011brn\u00fdch 9,5 … <\/p>\n

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