{"id":778,"date":"2010-10-10T21:24:42","date_gmt":"2010-10-10T20:24:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=778"},"modified":"2010-10-12T10:48:02","modified_gmt":"2010-10-12T09:48:02","slug":"berlin-party-stadt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=778","title":{"rendered":"Berlin \u2013 Party Stadt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Berl\u00edn. M\u011bsto pulzuj\u00edc\u00ed \u017eivotem, pln\u00e9 klub\u016f, bar\u016f, hospod. M\u011bsto bez povinn\u00e9 zav\u00edrac\u00ed hodiny. Je p\u00e1tek ve\u010der. Pam\u011btlivy toho, \u017ee no\u010dn\u00ed \u017eivot tu neza\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 p\u0159ed jeden\u00e1ctou, vyr\u00e1\u017e\u00edme v pozdn\u00edch hodin\u00e1ch na tah. Ostatn\u011b, jak n\u00e1m \u0159ekli p\u0159i ofici\u00e1ln\u00ed uv\u00edtac\u00ed hodin\u011b na univerzit\u011b: \u201e<em>V\u00edme, \u017ee jste sem nep\u0159ijeli studovat. V\u00edme, \u017ee jste sem p\u0159ijeli pa\u0159it!<\/em>\u201c<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Cesta do centra trv\u00e1 hodinu a je se t\u0159emi p\u0159estupy. Beru podpatky, a\u017e jsem za \u0159\u00e1dnou KZ. Klub King Kong doporu\u010den\u00fd m\u00edstn\u00edm obyvatelstvem nach\u00e1z\u00edme na rohu Invaliden- a Veteranenstra\u00dfe. Links radikal und alternativ borec n\u00e1s vyhazuje, nech\u00e1peme pro\u010d. Nav\u00edc na na\u0161i plynnou n\u011bm\u010dinu reaguje pov\u00fd\u0161en\u011b a anglicky. King Konga odepisujeme a vet\u0159eme se na vernis\u00e1\u017e v dom\u011b naproti. Kdy\u017e zjist\u00edme, \u017ee v galerii se mezi chumlem salonn\u00edch intelektu\u00e1l\u016f nach\u00e1z\u00ed pouze sklen\u011bn\u00e1 deska a t\u0159i z\u00e1\u0159ivky (nev\u00edme, zda jde o jeden \u010di \u010dty\u0159i v\u00fdstavn\u00ed objekty) a skoro \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd alkohol, odch\u00e1z\u00edme.<\/p>\n<p>Dal\u0161\u00ed pokusy nechat se spl\u00e1chnout ve\u010d\u00edrkovou vlnou kon\u010d\u00ed v zav\u0159en\u00e9m links alternativ kin\u011b. Po dal\u0161\u00edch kilometrech bloud\u011bn\u00ed (nezapome\u0148te, \u017ee KZ m\u00e1 podpatky) jedeme do dal\u0161\u00edho zaru\u010den\u011b echt Klasse klubu. Je zav\u0159eno. Tou\u017e\u00edme po pivu a j\u00e1 si chci sundat boty, co\u017e mi spole\u010densk\u00fd \u00fazus a strach z toho, \u017ee \u0161l\u00e1pnu do hovna, nedovoluje. Slev\u00edme z n\u00e1rok\u016f na trendy klub a lezeme do prvn\u00edch dve\u0159\u00ed, kde avizuj\u00ed pivo. Neproniknuteln\u00fd smrad kou\u0159e n\u00e1m ale nedovol\u00ed fyzicky p\u0159ekro\u010dit pr\u00e1h. Bezradn\u00e9 potk\u00e1v\u00e1me o\u017eralou ml\u00e1de\u017e, kter\u00e1 se n\u00e1s pt\u00e1, kde je tu nejbli\u017e\u0161\u00ed Sp\u00e4ti (=ve\u010derka). Proto\u017ee jsme bohu\u017eel st\u00e1le st\u0159\u00edzliv\u00e9, jsme schopny cestu ke Sp\u00e4ti popsat. Za odm\u011bnu dost\u00e1v\u00e1me tip na echt cool Club. M\u00edj\u00edme \u010d\u00ednskou ambas\u00e1du. Mysl\u00edm na deformovan\u00e9 lotosov\u00e9 nohy \u010c\u00ed\u0148anek a dovedu se do jejich pocit\u016f v\u017e\u00edt l\u00e9pe ne\u017e kdy jindy.<\/p>\n<p>P\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00edme k nejpochcan\u011bj\u0161\u00ed U-Bahn stanici v Berl\u00edn\u011b, N\u011bmecku a mo\u017en\u00e1 i cel\u00e9 EU. Jannowitzbr\u00fccke. S hr\u016fzou zji\u0161\u0165ujeme, \u017ee jsme tu dnes u\u017e podruh\u00e9! Echt cool Club je p\u0159\u00edmo pod zechcanou stanic\u00ed. Brod\u00edme se mo\u010d\u00ed na U-Bahn a jedeme pry\u010d. Je\u0161t\u011b\u017ee jsem si ty boty nesundala.<\/p>\n<p>Jsme unaven\u00e9, \u017e\u00edzniv\u00e9 a party-chtiv\u00e9. Nevzd\u00e1v\u00e1me se a jedeme na Yorkstra\u00dfe, proto\u017ee to zn\u00ed hust\u011b. Zde se nach\u00e1z\u00ed jedin\u011b st\u00e1nek s d\u00f6nerem, kde p\u0159e\u017evykuje skupinka smutn\u00fdch Turk\u016f, co pr\u00e1v\u011b dostali na prdel (p\u0159ed chv\u00edl\u00ed se dohr\u00e1la kvalifikace na ME ve fotbale N\u011bmecko X Turecko 3:0). V okol\u00ed se nach\u00e1z\u00ed jedin\u00fd podnik Katzler St\u00fcbchen bei Kerstin. Boj\u00edme se vstoupit, \u017ee n\u00e1s tam nucen\u011b zam\u011bstnaj\u00ed. V tu chv\u00edli se p\u0159i\u0159\u00edt\u00ed o\u017eral\u00e1 a nesm\u00edrn\u011b agresivn\u00ed Turkyn\u011b v p\u00e1rty oble\u010dku a \u0159ve na n\u00e1s, a\u0165 j\u00ed vr\u00e1t\u00edme jej\u00ed mobil. Samsung! Na\u010fa schov\u00e1v\u00e1 sv\u016fj Samsung do kabelky. P\u0159ib\u00edh\u00e1 dal\u0161\u00ed Turek a k\u00e1r\u00e1 n\u00e1s, a\u0165 svoji kamar\u00e1dku krot\u00edme. Kdy\u017e pop\u0159eme existenci jak\u00e9hokoliv vztahu mezi n\u00e1mi a d\u00edvkou, rozhodne se ji uklidnit s\u00e1m. Po jeho vl\u00eddn\u00fdch slovech sle\u010dna skopne bezpe\u010dnostn\u00ed oplocen\u00ed do silnice a za\u0159ve Hurensohn! Turek se po n\u00ed rozb\u00edh\u00e1, my prch\u00e1me rovn\u011b\u017e. Na n\u00e1stupi\u0161t\u011b. Je n\u00e1m zima, jsme zklaman\u00e9, unaven\u00e9 a j\u00e1 m\u00e1m nav\u00edc po\u0159\u00e1d ty podpatky! Na n\u00e1stupi\u0161ti je otev\u0159en\u00fd st\u00e1nek. Kupujeme si za euro pades\u00e1t lahv\u00e1\u010de. Zum Wohl! P\u0159ij\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed S-Bahn. Jedeme dom\u016f.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Berl\u00edn. M\u011bsto pulzuj\u00edc\u00ed \u017eivotem, pln\u00e9 klub\u016f, bar\u016f, hospod. M\u011bsto bez povinn\u00e9 zav\u00edrac\u00ed hodiny. Je p\u00e1tek ve\u010der. Pam\u011btlivy toho, \u017ee no\u010dn\u00ed \u017eivot tu neza\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 p\u0159ed jeden\u00e1ctou, vyr\u00e1\u017e\u00edme v pozdn\u00edch hodin\u00e1ch na tah. Ostatn\u011b, jak n\u00e1m \u0159ekli p\u0159i ofici\u00e1ln\u00ed uv\u00edtac\u00ed hodin\u011b na univerzit\u011b: \u201eV\u00edme, \u017ee jste sem nep\u0159ijeli studovat. V\u00edme, \u017ee jste sem p\u0159ijeli pa\u0159it!\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[58,3],"tags":[57,26],"class_list":["post-778","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ich-bin-berlin","category-vagusuv-denik","tag-berlin","tag-kz"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/778","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=778"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/778\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=778"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=778"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=778"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}