{"id":7993,"date":"2015-04-15T08:27:38","date_gmt":"2015-04-15T07:27:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=7993"},"modified":"2015-11-09T23:26:06","modified_gmt":"2015-11-09T22:26:06","slug":"dzhansi-bouda-na-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=7993","title":{"rendered":"D\u017eh\u00e1ns\u00ed: Bouda na m\u011b!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u201ePro \u010daj si b\u011b\u017ete ven,\u201c<\/em> odsek\u00e1v\u00e1 \u010d\u00ed\u0161n\u00edk za samoobslu\u017en\u00fdm pultem a j\u00e1 za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1m tu\u0161it, \u017ee jsem upadl do l\u00e9\u010dky. Jestli\u017ee ze sv\u00e9ho minul\u00e9ho v\u00fdletu do D\u017eh\u00e1ns\u00ed si matn\u011b pamatuju jenom nemocnici, na leto\u0161n\u00ed n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvu m\u00edstn\u00ed n\u00e1dra\u017eky bych nejrad\u011bji co nejd\u0159\u00edve zapomenul \u00fapln\u011b.<\/p>\n

Zat\u00edmco v\u011bt\u0161ina indick\u00fdch p\u0159edn\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed opl\u00fdv\u00e1 \u010dil\u00fdm ruchem, hospodami a hotely, v D\u017eh\u00e1ns\u00ed, br\u00e1n\u011b Bund\u00e9lkhandu, je \u00fapln\u011b pusto. P\u0159ed stani\u010dn\u00ed budovou najdete leda souso\u0161\u00ed pochoduj\u00edc\u00edho Mah\u00e1tmy G\u00e1ndh\u00edho jako na p\u011btistovce<\/a>, a to je asi tak v\u0161echno. Dokonce i autobus\u00e1k je p\u011bt kilometr\u016f daleko. Znud\u011bn\u00e9mu pocestn\u00e9mu tedy nezb\u00fdv\u00e1, ne\u017e hledat povyra\u017een\u00ed v n\u00e1dra\u017ece.<\/p>\n

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Tu nach\u00e1z\u00edm na per\u00f3n\u011b tak\u0159ka okam\u017eit\u011b. V\u00fdv\u011bsn\u00ed \u0161t\u00edt s n\u00e1pisem La Festa \u2013 Food Junction<\/strong> prost\u011b p\u0159ehl\u00e9dnout nelze. Vypad\u00e1 na m\u016fj vkus sice n\u011bjak moc navon\u011bn\u011b, ale ne\u0161\u0165. Zkusit se m\u00e1 v\u0161echno. Z nab\u00eddky za vitr\u00ednou vyb\u00edr\u00e1m vaj\u00ed\u010dkov\u00e9 kar\u00ed, kter\u00e9 vypad\u00e1 tak bizarn\u011b, \u017ee mu nem\u016f\u017eu odolat. \u010cert<\/a> vem, \u017ee to st\u00e1lo 84 rupi\u00ed bez dan\u011b, ale za ty pen\u00edze mi ty vaj\u00ed\u010dka mohli aspo\u0148 oh\u0159\u00e1t. S pokrmem bojuju jako legend\u00e1rn\u00ed kn\u011b\u017ena Lak\u0161m\u00ed B\u00e1\u00ed a ut\u011b\u0161uju se, \u017ee aspo\u0148 ten chleba je v pohod\u011b. Je\u0161t\u011b aby nebyl. U oby\u010dejn\u00e9 placky za 10 rupi\u00ed bez DPH bych u\u017e \u010dekal, \u017ee m\u011b bude krmit sama. To ale je\u0161t\u011b netu\u0161\u00edm, co p\u0159ijde d\u00e1l.<\/p>\n

Vyd\u00e1v\u00e1m se k pult\u00edku p\u0159ed restaurac\u00ed, ukazuju \u00fa\u010dtenku a porou\u010d\u00edm si sl\u00edben\u00fd \u010daj. Z\u0159\u00edzenec za pultem bez n\u00e1znaku jak\u00e9koli \u00fa\u010dasti otev\u00edr\u00e1 \u0161upl\u00edk a j\u00e1 u\u017e v\u00edm, \u017ee dal\u0161\u00ed fiasko je nevyhnuteln\u00e9. Ano, i zde se rozmohl ten stra\u0161liv\u00fd ne\u0161var<\/a>, kter\u00fd nejsp\u00ed\u0161 jednou zni\u010d\u00ed celou starobylou indickou kulturu \u2013 zal\u00e9v\u00e1n\u00ed pytl\u00edkov\u00e9ho \u010daje ml\u00e9\u010dnou b\u0159e\u010dkou. Jsem lapen v pasti stejn\u011b jako osam\u011bl\u00fd britsk\u00fd voj\u00e1k v obkl\u00ed\u010den\u00ed vzbou\u0159enc\u016f. Dal\u0161\u00edch 10 rupi\u00ed bez DPH miz\u00ed v kan\u00e1le a nem\u016f\u017eu se zbavit dojmu, \u017ee se mi ten chlap\u00edk sm\u011bje. \u010caj je pochopiteln\u011b hnusn\u00fd.<\/p>\n

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P\u0159esto si d\u00e1v\u00e1m tu pr\u00e1ci a sna\u017e\u00edm se naj\u00edt na n\u00e1dra\u017ece aspo\u0148 n\u011bjak\u00e1 pozitiva. M\u00e1 je, i kdy\u017e nep\u0159eva\u017euj\u00ed, \u0159ekl by klasik<\/a>. Je tu nap\u0159\u00edklad \u010disto, v rohu najdete i um\u00fdv\u00e1rnu a p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm m\u00e1 ka\u017ed\u00fd st\u016fl svou vlastn\u00ed elektrickou z\u00e1suvku. Na to, abych nastartoval sv\u016fj p\u0159edpotopn\u00ed po\u010d\u00edta\u010d<\/a>, v\u0161ak tentokr\u00e1t nem\u00e1m \u010das a vlastn\u011b se v tomhle oran\u017eov\u00e9m nesmyslu nechci zdr\u017eovat d\u00e9le, ne\u017e je nutno.<\/p>\n

Mus\u00edm toti\u017e na per\u00f3n, nebo\u0165 z\u00e1chod se mi v n\u00e1dra\u017ece objevit nepoda\u0159ilo. Piso\u00e1ry jsou na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed zadarmo. Vy\u010d\u016frat, oklepat, zastr\u010dit, vypadnout. Bli\u017e\u0161\u00ed pr\u016fzkum u\u017e nest\u00edh\u00e1m a p\u00e1d\u00edm na sv\u00e9 n\u00e1stupi\u0161t\u011b.<\/p>\n

A vtom jsem ji uvid\u011bl. Regul\u00e9rn\u00ed n\u00e1dra\u017eku indick\u00fdch drah s polovi\u010dn\u00edmi cenami a u\u017e od pohledu v\u0159elej\u0161\u00ed atmosf\u00e9rou. Ned\u00e1 se nic d\u011blat, asi se budu do D\u017eh\u00e1ns\u00ed muset vypravit do t\u0159etice.<\/p>\n