{"id":8123,"date":"2015-05-20T08:59:17","date_gmt":"2015-05-20T07:59:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=8123"},"modified":"2018-11-09T21:10:46","modified_gmt":"2018-11-09T20:10:46","slug":"kojetin-planeta-letajicich-taliru","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=8123","title":{"rendered":"Kojet\u00edn: Planeta l\u00e9taj\u00edc\u00edch tal\u00ed\u0159\u016f"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u010clov\u011bk si mysl\u00ed, \u017ee u\u017e vid\u011bl v\u0161echno. A pak mu v Kojet\u00edn\u011b p\u0159inesou j\u00eddlo na l\u00e9taj\u00edc\u00edm tal\u00ed\u0159i. N\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bva zdej\u0161\u00ed n\u00e1dra\u017eky pat\u0159\u00ed do kategorie z\u00e1\u017eitk\u016f, na kter\u00e9 se nezapom\u00edn\u00e1. Pokud si tedy nestihnete vychlastat v\u0161echny mozkov\u00e9 bu\u0148ky.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><em>\u201eA tady se jako koj\u00ed?\u201c<\/em> pt\u00e1 se naivn\u011b KZ, zat\u00edmco se \u0161ineme p\u0159es koleje vst\u0159\u00edc n\u00e1dra\u017en\u00ed budov\u011b. <em>\u201eNe, ale jezd\u00edme sem do ml\u00fdna pro mouku,\u201c<\/em> pokou\u0161\u00ed se NP o posledn\u00ed zbytek racionality v dne\u0161n\u00edm dni, kter\u00fd m\u00e1me str\u00e1vit n\u00e1dra\u017ekovou tour s c\u00edlem na Slovensku. Kojet\u00edn je prvn\u00ed zast\u00e1vka, kde p\u0159eru\u0161ujeme j\u00edzdu.<\/p>\n<p>A z\u00e1hy p\u0159eru\u0161ujeme i na\u0161i konverzaci. <em>\u201eTa je teda ostr\u00e1,\u201c<\/em> ukon\u010duje NP n\u011bkolik vte\u0159in n\u011bm\u00e9ho z\u00edr\u00e1n\u00ed na v\u00fdv\u011bsn\u00ed \u0161t\u00edt s n\u00e1pisem J\u00eddelna. <em>\u201eKdo p\u016fjde prvn\u00ed?\u201c<\/em> pokl\u00e1d\u00e1 veskrze zbyte\u010dnou ot\u00e1zku, nebo\u0165 je v na\u0161\u00ed skupin\u011b jedin\u00fdm mu\u017eem.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/kojetin_06.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/kojetin_06.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"kojetin_06\" width=\"490\" height=\"367\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8131\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/kojetin_06.jpg 960w, https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/kojetin_06-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Uvnit\u0159 m\u00edstnosti s vysok\u00fdm stropem a \u0161irok\u00fdm prostorem pro fotb\u00e1lek a kule\u010dn\u00edk je situace opa\u010dn\u00e1: jedin\u00fd \u017eensk\u00fd element zde p\u0159edstavuje pan\u00ed, kter\u00e1 sp\u00ed na stole a po celou dobu na\u0161\u00ed n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvy se neprobud\u00ed. A samoz\u0159ejm\u011b v\u00fd\u010depn\u00ed \u2013 podle \u00fa\u010desu jasn\u00e1 fanynka Jarom\u00edra J\u00e1gra! Za pultem j\u00ed pom\u00e1h\u00e1 zvl\u00e1dat v\u0161echny ty laskominy mal\u00e9 d\u00edtko. U\u017e si nepamatujeme, zda hoch \u010di d\u011bv\u010de, v ka\u017ed\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b to byla d\u011btsk\u00e1 pr\u00e1ce.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Zubr za 22,-<\/strong> je levn\u00e1 vstupenka na ve\u010d\u00edrek, kter\u00fd za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 u\u017e ob\u011bdem. A\u0165 u\u017e sekan\u00e1 nebo b\u016f\u010dek s knedl\u00edkem a se zel\u00edm, j\u00eddlo chutn\u00e1 p\u0159esn\u011b tak, kolik stoj\u00ed \u2013 <strong>47 korun \u010desk\u00fdch<\/strong>. V\u0161echny chu\u0165ov\u00e9 z\u00e1\u017eitky v\u0161ak p\u0159eb\u00edj\u00ed frisbee, na n\u011bm\u017e jsme pokrm dostali. N\u00e1zory na to, pro\u010d n\u00e1m byl b\u016f\u010dek naserv\u00edrov\u00e1n na sportovn\u00edm n\u00e1\u010din\u00ed, se rozch\u00e1zej\u00ed \u2013 podle jedn\u00e9 verze se obsluha necht\u011bla sp\u00e1lit o roz\u017ehaven\u00fd tal\u00ed\u0159 z mikrovlnky; druh\u00e1 verze \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, \u017ee plastov\u00fd aeronaut byl pou\u017eit proto, aby se n\u00e1dob\u00ed dalo p\u0159esn\u00fdm hodem rychle vr\u00e1tit.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/kojetin_13.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/kojetin_13.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"kojetin_13\" width=\"490\" height=\"367\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8138\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/kojetin_13.jpg 960w, https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/kojetin_13-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Na cestu nakupujeme n\u011bkolik l\u00e1kav\u011b vypadaj\u00edc\u00edch z\u00e1kusk\u016f. Lineck\u00e9 kole\u010dko, v\u011btrn\u00edk, \u0161metrd\u00f3l a ku\u0159e roztodivn\u00fdch barev slibuj\u00edc\u00ed l\u00e1vovou ejakulaci. To je\u0161t\u011b netu\u0161\u00edme, \u017ee na rozd\u00edl od hlavn\u00edch chod\u016f kvalita dezert\u016f za cenou t\u011b\u017ece zaost\u00e1v\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eTo je nejhnusn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed v\u011bc, jakou jsem kdy poz\u0159el,\u201c<\/em> prohla\u0161uje NP a ku\u0159e nas\u00e1kl\u00e9 b\u016f\u010dkem vz\u00e1p\u011bt\u00ed let\u00ed z okna. Tuto v\u011btu v\u0161ak mohl vypustit z \u00fast jen proto, \u017ee je\u0161t\u011b neokusil m\u00edstn\u00ed lineck\u00e9. Dodnes se dohadujeme, jak se obsluze n\u00e1dra\u017eky poda\u0159ilo dos\u00e1hnout tak dokonal\u00e9 chu\u0165ov\u00e9 imitace popeln\u00edku pln\u00e9ho vajgl\u016f.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/kojetin_18.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/kojetin_18.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"kojetin_18\" width=\"490\" height=\"367\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8143\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/kojetin_18.jpg 960w, https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/kojetin_18-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Zk\u0159iven\u00e9 huby rovn\u00e1 a\u017e t\u0159et\u00ed ze zakoupen\u00fdch z\u00e1kusk\u016f \u2013 v\u011btrn\u00edk. Ov\u0161em jen NPmu, nebo\u0165 \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 z d\u00edvek u\u017e k dal\u0161\u00edmu <em>nebalen\u00e9peka\u0159k\u00e9mu a cukr\u00e1\u0159sk\u00e9mu v\u00fdrobku<\/em> nechov\u00e1 d\u016fv\u011bru. Je\u0161t\u011b \u017ee jsme si na dal\u0161\u00ed p\u0159esun zakoupili lahv\u00e1\u010de.<\/p>\n<p>Ku\u0159e neku\u0159e, lineck\u00e9 nelineck\u00e9, v Kojet\u00edn\u011b jsme si p\u0159ipadali jako na ostrov\u011b pln\u00e9m endemit\u016f. Funguj\u00edc\u00ed mikrosyst\u00e9m, kter\u00fd jsme mohli diskuz\u00ed o politick\u00e9m syst\u00e9mu Indie necitliv\u011b naru\u0161it. Nejlep\u0161\u00ed pocit byl ten respekt ke v\u0161emu kolem \u2013 a\u0165 u\u017e \u0161lo o l\u00e9taj\u00edc\u00ed tal\u00ed\u0159, nebo sp\u00edc\u00ed ma\u0159ku na stole. 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A pak mu v Kojet\u00edn\u011b p\u0159inesou j\u00eddlo na l\u00e9taj\u00edc\u00edm tal\u00ed\u0159i. N\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bva zdej\u0161\u00ed n\u00e1dra\u017eky pat\u0159\u00ed do kategorie z\u00e1\u017eitk\u016f, na kter\u00e9 se nezapom\u00edn\u00e1. Pokud si tedy nestihnete vychlastat v\u0161echny mozkov\u00e9 bu\u0148ky.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[122,26,123,12],"class_list":["post-8123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nadrazky","tag-klarka","tag-kz","tag-lela","tag-npyrin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8123"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8123\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10161,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8123\/revisions\/10161"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}