{"id":8156,"date":"2015-07-01T10:03:38","date_gmt":"2015-07-01T09:03:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=8156"},"modified":"2016-04-02T22:40:46","modified_gmt":"2016-04-02T21:40:46","slug":"ostrov-nad-ohri-hra-o-truny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=8156","title":{"rendered":"Ostrov nad Oh\u0159\u00ed: Hra o tr\u016fny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>\u201eTy se\u0161 takov\u00e1 mrtvola vychcan\u00e1!\u201c<\/em> v\u00edt\u00e1 n\u00e1s u dve\u0159\u00ed d\u00e1ma v siln\u011b podrou\u0161en\u00e9m stavu. Je to vlastn\u011b dobr\u00fd n\u00e1pad, je\u0161t\u011b se p\u0159ed smrt\u00ed naposledy vypr\u00e1zdnit, \u0159\u00edk\u00e1me si a neohro\u017een\u011b kr\u00e1\u010d\u00edme do n\u00e1dra\u017eky.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->V n\u00e1dra\u017en\u00ed putyce na Ostrov\u011b poklad\u016f u\u017e jsme byli <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=5448\" target=\"_blank\">p\u0159ed dv\u011bma lety<\/a>, kdy\u017e jsme pravou i levou no\u017ei\u010dkou p\u00e1rku napravovali du\u0161evn\u00ed i vesm\u00edrnou rovnov\u00e1hu po n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bv\u011b karlovarsk\u00e9ho filmov\u00e9ho festivalu. Za tu dobu se tu zm\u011bnilo jen p\u00e1r detail\u016f. Na \u010depu je kozel m\u00edsto gamb\u00e1\u010de, ubrusy z modrob\u00edl\u00e9ho kanafasu vyst\u0159\u00eddaly \u010derven\u00e9 reklamn\u00ed prefabrik\u00e1ty, automat na cig\u00e1ra osam\u011bl, m\u00edsto \u017eovi\u00e1ln\u00ed serv\u00edrky n\u00e1s tentokr\u00e1t obsluhuje notn\u011b zpruzen\u00fd vrchn\u00ed a Matou\u0161e v roli m\u00e9ho spolustolovn\u00edka vyst\u0159\u00eddal Novas. A ve\u010der je to tu je\u0161t\u011b z\u00e1bavn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e ve dne.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eCo si d\u00e1te?\u201c<\/em> rentgenuje n\u00e1s vyz\u00e1bl\u00fd mu\u017e\u00edk v ko\u0161ili a vest\u011b. Nep\u0159\u00edjemn\u00fd t\u00f3n na uv\u00edtanou v\u0161ak nikoho nerozh\u00e1z\u00ed. Takov\u00fdch u\u017e jsme vid\u011bli, pomysl\u00edme si a objedn\u00e1v\u00e1me dv\u011b piva. Hospodsk\u00fd si n\u00e1s je\u0161t\u011b naposledy zkalibruje, a pak kone\u010dn\u011b k\u00fdvne hlavou: <em>\u201eVelk\u00fd.\u201c<\/em> Slovo, kter\u00e9 bychom pova\u017eovali za formalitu, le\u010d tentokr\u00e1t funguje jako performativ.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/ostrov_5480.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/ostrov_5480.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"ostrov_5480\" width=\"490\" height=\"366\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8157\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/ostrov_5480.jpg 710w, https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/ostrov_5480-300x223.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>K j\u00eddlu si d\u00e1v\u00e1me bramb\u016frky. Na v\u00fdb\u011br je sice ze \u010dty\u0159 p\u0159\u00edchut\u00ed, ale to je asi tak v\u0161echno. I kdy\u017e\u2026 <em>\u201eKde jsou ty brambor\u00e1ky, ty vole?\u201c<\/em> halek\u00e1 na celou hospodu nov\u011b p\u0159\u00edchoz\u00ed host. <em>\u201eM\u011bl jsi p\u0159ij\u00edt d\u0159\u00edv,\u201c<\/em> odsekne vrchn\u00ed, zap\u00e1l\u00ed si dal\u0161\u00ed cig\u00e1ro a bez z\u00e1jmu o z\u00e1kazn\u00edka p\u0159isedne ke stolu \u0161tamgast\u016f. N\u011bjak si nejsme jist\u00ed, \u010deho jsme tady vlastn\u011b sv\u011bdky. <em>\u201ePodle m\u011b to je skupina kamar\u00e1d\u016f, z n\u00ed\u017e se jeden ob\u011btuje a d\u011bl\u00e1 v\u00fd\u010depn\u00edho,\u201c<\/em> uzav\u00edr\u00e1 nakonec spekulace Novas.<\/p>\n<p>To u\u017e ale skenujeme nevelk\u00fd lok\u00e1l. Na m\u00edst\u011b, kde d\u0159\u00edv st\u00e1val forbes, nyn\u00ed tr\u016fn\u00ed obrovsk\u00e9 b\u00edl\u00e9 ko\u017een\u00e9 \u010di ko\u017eenkov\u00e9 k\u0159eslo, kter\u00e9 Novas definuje slovy \u201ehotov\u00e1 VIP seda\u010dka\u201c. Podle obr\u00e1zku z\u0159ejm\u011b pro kamio\u0148\u00e1ky, v ka\u017ed\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b v\u0161ak vybaven\u00e9 no\u010dn\u00edm stole\u010dkem s ubrusem jin\u00e9 barvy, aby se posezen\u00ed jasn\u011b odli\u0161ilo od m\u00edst pro plebs. Nic naplat, mus\u00edme si d\u00e1t je\u0161t\u011b jedno pivo. T\u00edm bychom mohli hospodsk\u00e9ho p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010dit, \u017ee si privilegovan\u00e9 m\u00edsto tak\u00e9 zaslou\u017e\u00edme.<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-8156 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/ostrov_5480.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/ostrov_5480-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/ostrov_5481.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/ostrov_5481-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/ostrov_5482.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/ostrov_5482-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>Abych se k tomuto dotazu odhodlal, jdu je\u0161t\u011b zkontrolovat z\u00e1chody. Vrac\u00edm se se zji\u0161t\u011bn\u00edm, \u017ee d\u00e1msk\u00e9 i p\u00e1nsk\u00e9 toalety jsou nejen odem\u010den\u00e9, ale dokonce otev\u0159en\u00e9, nicm\u00e9n\u011b se na nich nenach\u00e1z\u00ed pap\u00edr. A nevrac\u00edm se s\u00e1m. <em>\u201eJe tu m\u00e1ma?\u201c<\/em> p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed op\u011bt do lok\u00e1lu na\u0161e podnapil\u00e1 vr\u00e1tn\u00e1. <em>\u201ePod\u00edvej se pod st\u016fl!\u201c<\/em> odb\u00fdvaj\u00ed ji host\u00e9, zat\u00edmco v televizi kon\u010d\u00ed jak\u00fdsi \u017eivotopisn\u00fd film o Napoleonovi. <\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eDal\u0161\u00ed pivo?\u201c<\/em> pt\u00e1 se s rozhodnost\u00ed velk\u00e9ho vojev\u016fdce v\u00fd\u010depn\u00ed, jen\u017e mezit\u00edm odlo\u017eil cig\u00e1rko na hranu d\u0159ezu. Souhlasn\u011b k\u00fdv\u00e1me hlavou. <em>\u201eA m\u016f\u017eeme si sednout na k\u0159eslo?\u201c<\/em> pt\u00e1me se v souladu se svou strategi\u00ed. Odpov\u011bd\u00ed je n\u00e1m pouze jak\u00fdsi hrdeln\u00ed zvuk, kter\u00fd si vykl\u00e1d\u00e1me jako souhlas, a pohotov\u011b p\u0159eb\u00edh\u00e1me do druh\u00e9ho rohu m\u00edstnosti.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eTam si nesedejte! J\u00e1 zav\u00edr\u00e1m aji tak!\u201c<\/em> zavr\u010d\u00ed hospodsk\u00fd, a aby sv\u00fdm slov\u016fm dodal je\u0161t\u011b v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed d\u016fraz, zhasne sv\u011btlo v lok\u00e1le. Evidentn\u011b jsme se dotkli jeho citliv\u00e9ho m\u00edsta. V tu chv\u00edli v\u0161ak v televizi za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 Hra o tr\u016fny a n\u00e1m je r\u00e1zem v\u0161e jasn\u00e9. O tenhle tr\u016fn si prost\u011b nezahrajeme. Pivo je n\u00e1m v\u0161ak p\u0159ineseno, i kdy\u017e ho mus\u00edme dop\u00edt potm\u011b.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eTahle hospoda m\u00e1 ur\u010dit\u011b n\u011bjak\u00e9 tajemstv\u00ed. Ale jakmile se jen trochu p\u0159ibl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed\u0161 pravd\u011b, je tv\u00e9 b\u00e1d\u00e1n\u00ed p\u0159eru\u0161eno,\u201c<\/em> \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 mi smutn\u011b Novas, ne\u017e za n\u00e1mi v\u00fd\u010depn\u00ed zav\u0159e nejen dve\u0159e lok\u00e1lu, ale i cel\u00e9 n\u00e1dra\u017en\u00ed budovy. Tak snad ten poklad objev\u00edme p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Atmosf\u00e9ra<\/strong>: * * * *<br \/>\n<strong>Obsluha<\/strong>: * za technick\u00e9 proveden\u00ed, * * * * za um\u011bleck\u00fd dojem<br \/>\n<strong>Pivo<\/strong>: * * *<br \/>\n<strong>J\u00eddlo<\/strong>: *<br \/>\n<strong>Hajzl\u00edky<\/strong>: * *<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/chlupatyzuby.wordpress.com\/kde-knihu-koupite\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/chlupatyzuby_banner_490.gif\" alt=\"\" title=\"pambuprdel\" width=\"490\" height=\"220\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=8156\" send=\"true\" font=\"\"><\/fb:like><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eTy se\u0161 takov\u00e1 mrtvola vychcan\u00e1!\u201c v\u00edt\u00e1 n\u00e1s u dve\u0159\u00ed d\u00e1ma v siln\u011b podrou\u0161en\u00e9m stavu. Je to vlastn\u011b dobr\u00fd n\u00e1pad, je\u0161t\u011b se p\u0159ed smrt\u00ed naposledy vypr\u00e1zdnit, \u0159\u00edk\u00e1me si a neohro\u017een\u011b kr\u00e1\u010d\u00edme do n\u00e1dra\u017eky.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[124,12],"class_list":["post-8156","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nadrazky","tag-novas","tag-npyrin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8156","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8156"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8156\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8522,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8156\/revisions\/8522"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}