{"id":8264,"date":"2015-02-18T20:24:59","date_gmt":"2015-02-18T19:24:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=8264"},"modified":"2016-02-20T10:15:51","modified_gmt":"2016-02-20T09:15:51","slug":"horazdovice-predmesti-bud-zdrav-debile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=8264","title":{"rendered":"Hora\u017e\u010fovice-p\u0159edm\u011bst\u00ed: Bu\u010f zdr\u00e1v, debile!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hora\u017e\u010fovicko-p\u0159edm\u011bstskou n\u00e1dra\u017eku m\u00e1m i po letech v \u017eiv\u00e9 pam\u011bti: b\u00fdval to takov\u00fd ten Jednota styl, kter\u00fd u\u017e se pomalu st\u00e1v\u00e1 raritou i v \u010desk\u00fdch vesnic\u00edch, nato\u017e v\u00a0n\u00e1dra\u017ek\u00e1ch. N\u011bco na p\u016fl cesty <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=132\" target=\"_blank\">mezi lah\u016fdkami a bufetem<\/a>, kde jsou reg\u00e1ly pln\u00e9 roztodivn\u00fdch druh\u016f tekut\u00e9ho ob\u010derstven\u00ed a kde lok\u00e1lu dominuje kr\u00e1je\u010d sal\u00e1mu.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Bejv\u00e1valo. Kdy\u017e do hospody <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/pages\/U-l%C3%ADn%C3%A9ho-topi%C4%8De\/286128218224919\" target=\"_blank\">U l\u00edn\u00e9ho topi\u010de<\/a>, jak se nyn\u00ed jmenuje, vstoup\u00edte nyn\u00ed, p\u0159ekvap\u00ed v\u00e1s \u00fapln\u011b jin\u00e9 po\u0159\u00e1dky. P\u00edpa v\u00a0\u010dele s\u00e1lu, televize naproti. P\u0159i m\u00e9 n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bv\u011b zrovna d\u00e1vaj\u00ed zpr\u00e1vy, v nich\u017e se karikaturist\u00e9 a specialist\u00e9 na komiks vyjad\u0159uj\u00ed k t\u00e9matu Charlie Hebdo. To mi vnucuje my\u0161lenku, \u017ee vlastn\u011b cel\u00e9 osazenstvo lok\u00e1lu vypad\u00e1 trochu jako hospodsk\u00e1 karikatura v nejlep\u0161\u00ed nov\u00e1ck\u00e9 tradici: lehce otr\u00e1ven\u00e1 serv\u00edrka, dva v\u00edkendov\u00ed kutilov\u00e9 a osam\u011bl\u00fd cik\u00e1n. A pokud jde o nov\u00e1ckou tradici, za zm\u00ednku stoj\u00ed i to, \u017ee se na \u010destn\u00e9 \u0159\u00edmse skv\u00ed fotografie televizn\u00edch legend Jana Tuny a Petra Salavy s\u00a0vlastnoru\u010dn\u00edmi podpisy.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/horazdovice-predmesti_4405.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/horazdovice-predmesti_4405.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"horazdovice-predmesti_4405\" width=\"490\" height=\"656\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8270\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/horazdovice-predmesti_4405.jpg 530w, https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/horazdovice-predmesti_4405-223x300.jpg 223w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Krom\u011b fungl nov\u00e9ho d\u0159ev\u011bn\u00e9ho oblo\u017een\u00ed disponuje hora\u017e\u010fovicko-p\u0159edm\u011bstsk\u00e1 n\u00e1dra\u017eka i nov\u00fdmi plastov\u00fdmi dve\u0159mi a okny. Tento izola\u010dn\u00ed upgrade s sebou bohu\u017eel nese jednu dost podstatnou nev\u00fdhodu: absolutn\u011b nem\u00e1te tu\u0161en\u00ed, co zrovna huhl\u00e1 stani\u010dn\u00ed rozhlas. Jist\u011b, pokud v\u00e1m slou\u017e\u00ed zrak a dohl\u00e9dnete na hodiny pobl\u00ed\u017e vchodov\u00fdch dve\u0159\u00ed, jen st\u011b\u017e\u00ed v\u00e1m vlak ujede. M\u016fj probl\u00e9m je nakonec sp\u00ed\u0161e opa\u010dn\u00fd: netu\u0161e o t\u0159\u00edminutov\u00e9m zpo\u017ed\u011bn\u00ed, naklop\u00edm do sebe sv\u00e9ho Klostermanna za 25,- zbyte\u010dn\u011b rychle a nestihnu si jej n\u00e1le\u017eit\u011b vychutnat.<\/p>\n<p>Analogicky mi bohu\u017eel nezb\u00fdv\u00e1 \u010das ani na po\u0159\u00e1dn\u00e9 j\u00eddlo, a\u010d seznam pokrm\u016f a alergen\u016f na tabuli nen\u00ed z nejkrat\u0161\u00edch. Akutn\u00ed hlad zapla\u0161\u00edm p\u00e1rkem v\u00a0rohl\u00edku za 15 korun a do torny p\u0159ibaluji oblo\u017eenou housku za 20. Absenci kvalitn\u00edho z\u00e1\u017eitku z\u00a0n\u00e1dra\u017eky mi v\u0161ak na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed vynahrazuje dal\u0161\u00ed cesta vlakem. Nejprve jsem poprv\u00e9 v \u017eivot\u011b sv\u011bdkem toho, jak pr\u016fvod\u010d\u00ed lustruje pasa\u017e\u00e9ra na z\u00e1chod\u011b. A zanedlouho pot\u00e9 ve Velk\u00fdch Hyd\u010dic\u00edch nasran\u00fd ma\u0161inf\u00edra vyhod\u00ed ze soupravy jednoho z cestuj\u00edc\u00edch, kter\u00fd z nezn\u00e1m\u00fdch d\u016fvod\u016f utrhl z\u00e1clonu. <em>\u201eBu\u010f zdr\u00e1v, debile,\u201c<\/em> zdrav\u00ed se mezi sebou na rozlou\u010denou.<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-8264 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/horazdovice-predmesti_4328.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/horazdovice-predmesti_4328-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/horazdovice-predmesti_4387.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/horazdovice-predmesti_4387-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/horazdovice-predmesti_4389.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/horazdovice-predmesti_4389-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/horazdovice-predmesti_4391.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/horazdovice-predmesti_4391-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/horazdovice-predmesti_4395.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/horazdovice-predmesti_4395-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/horazdovice-predmesti_4405.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/horazdovice-predmesti_4405-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>Z\u00e1v\u011brem mus\u00edme konstatovat, \u017ee ob\u010derstven\u00ed <em>U l\u00edn\u00e9ho topi\u010de<\/em> nelze ne\u017e doporu\u010dit. Podnik je to \u00fatuln\u00fd, a a\u017e d\u0159ev\u011bn\u00e9 oblo\u017een\u00ed chytne n\u00e1le\u017eitou patinu, stane se n\u00e1dra\u017eka jist\u011b m\u00edstem, kde se p\u0159i sv\u00fdch \u0161umavsk\u00fdch toulk\u00e1ch r\u00e1d pozapomene ka\u017ed\u00fd n\u00e1dra\u017en\u00ed povale\u010d. Otev\u0159eno m\u00e1 ka\u017ed\u00fd den od 8:30 do 20:00, v p\u00e1tek a sobotu do 22:00.<\/p>\n<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=8264\" send=\"true\" font=\"\"><\/fb:like><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hora\u017e\u010fovicko-p\u0159edm\u011bstskou n\u00e1dra\u017eku m\u00e1m i po letech v \u017eiv\u00e9 pam\u011bti: b\u00fdval to takov\u00fd ten Jednota styl, kter\u00fd u\u017e se pomalu st\u00e1v\u00e1 raritou i v \u010desk\u00fdch vesnic\u00edch, nato\u017e v\u00a0n\u00e1dra\u017ek\u00e1ch. N\u011bco na p\u016fl cesty mezi lah\u016fdkami a bufetem, kde jsou reg\u00e1ly pln\u00e9 roztodivn\u00fdch druh\u016f tekut\u00e9ho ob\u010derstven\u00ed a kde lok\u00e1lu dominuje kr\u00e1je\u010d sal\u00e1mu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[12],"class_list":["post-8264","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nadrazky","tag-npyrin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8264","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8264"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8264\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8469,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8264\/revisions\/8469"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}