{"id":830,"date":"2011-01-18T11:23:55","date_gmt":"2011-01-18T10:23:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=830"},"modified":"2013-05-13T09:10:04","modified_gmt":"2013-05-13T08:10:04","slug":"ich-bin-bhopal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=830","title":{"rendered":"Ich bin Bh\u00f3p\u00e1l!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/2011\/01\/18\/ich-bin-bhopal\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/wp-content\/Taj-ul_Masjid.JPG\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"356\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Jestli je Berl\u00edn n\u011b\u010deho pln\u00fd, tak jsou to kli\u0161\u00e9. O tom, jak\u00e9 je to super cool m\u00edsto ide\u00e1ln\u00ed k \u017eivotu. Blbost. Ve skute\u010dnosti se nejv\u00edc podob\u00e1 indick\u00e9mu m\u011bstu Bh\u00f3p\u00e1l, kter\u00e9 v roce 1984 ve\u0161lo do d\u011bjin v\u00fdbuchem chemick\u00e9 tov\u00e1rny. T\u011bch podobnost\u00ed je v\u00edc, ne\u017e by v\u00e1m bylo p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e9. Nev\u011b\u0159\u00edte?<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Ob\u011b m\u011bsta le\u017e\u00ed v jak\u00e9si polopou\u0161ti uprost\u0159ed tot\u00e1ln\u00ed pustiny. Mo\u0159e \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9, hory \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9. A co to sly\u0161\u00edm? \u017de jsou v Berl\u00edn\u011b jezera? Ano, ty jsou v Bh\u00f3p\u00e1lu taky. A v obou p\u0159\u00edpadech m\u00edstn\u00ed obyvatelstvo spojuje z\u00e1liba v rekreaci u t\u011bchto vodn\u00edch ploch. Proto\u017ee kam taky jinam vypadnout z takov\u00e9 \u0159iti?<\/p>\n<p>Ob\u011b m\u011bsta jsou neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u011b ohavn\u00e1. Pokud se n\u00e1hodou n\u011bco d\u00e1 ozna\u010dit za kulturn\u00ed \u010di historickou pam\u00e1tku, v\u017edycky je to \u010dist\u00fd biz\u00e1r. <a href=\"http:\/\/us.123rf.com\/400wm\/400\/400\/Blakeley\/Blakeley1009\/Blakeley100900013\/7746434-the-imposing-statue-of-a-soldier-atop-the-soviet-war-memorial-in-the-tiergarten-berlin-germany.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">Sov\u011btsk\u00fd rapper<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/memorialmuseums.net\/img\/cache\/ba0e376f4e7876badea77bfb0db73742_w800_h600.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">\u0161pan\u011blsk\u00fd breakdancer<\/a> nebo masn\u00fd trh, pra\u0161\u0165 jak buchni.<\/p>\n<p>Ob\u011b m\u011bsta vstoupila do historie t\u00edm, \u017ee v \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9m z nich se nikdy neud\u00e1lo nic dobr\u00e9ho. N\u00e1mitku, \u017ee v Berl\u00edn\u011b p\u0159ece zbourali ze\u010f coby symbol \u017eelezn\u00e9 opony, neuzn\u00e1v\u00e1m. Ob\u011bti bh\u00f3p\u00e1lsk\u00e9 katastrofy taky dostaly symbolick\u00fdch 300 dolar\u016f od\u0161kodn\u00e9ho. Symbol jako symbol.<\/p>\n<p>Ob\u011b m\u011bsta jsou zt\u011blesn\u011bn\u00e9 zoufalstv\u00ed. Bh\u00f3p\u00e1l m\u00e1 nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed celoindick\u00fd pod\u00edl obyvatel pod hranic\u00ed chudoby (48 %), Berl\u00edn nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed celon\u011bmeck\u00fd pod\u00edl turist\u016f pod hranic\u00ed chudoby ducha. Ale t\u011bch 600 tis\u00edc lid\u00ed ve slumech m\u00e1 aspo\u0148 n\u011bjakou nad\u011bji. Na rozd\u00edl od t\u011bch, co stoj\u00ed v sobotu ve\u010der frontu p\u0159ed Berghainem.<\/p>\n<p>A samoz\u0159ejm\u011b, ob\u011b m\u011bsta za\u010d\u00ednaj\u00ed na stejn\u00e9 p\u00edsmeno. Zn\u00ed to ban\u00e1ln\u011b, ale nen\u00ed to jen tak. Vzpome\u0148te na Elektr\u00efck Mann, kte\u0159\u00ed zp\u00edvaj\u00ed, \u017ee <em>v\u0161echno, co je od B\u00e9, je dobr\u00e9<\/em>. Ani jedno z t\u011bchto m\u011bst v\u0161ak v textu nezmi\u0148uj\u00ed. Pro\u010d asi?<\/p>\n<p>Po\u0159\u00e1d nesta\u010dilo? Dob\u0159e. Tak se pod\u00edvejte na tituln\u00ed fotku. Ne, to fakt nen\u00ed berl\u00ednsk\u00e1 radnice. To je bh\u00f3p\u00e1lsk\u00e1 me\u0161ita T\u00e1d\u017e-ul-Mas\u00e1d\u017eid. Rotes Rathaus vypad\u00e1 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/nerdmeister\/3875602171\/\" target=\"_blank\">takhle<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=830\" show_faces=\"true\" width=\"450\"><\/fb:like><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jestli je Berl\u00edn n\u011b\u010deho pln\u00fd, tak jsou to kli\u0161\u00e9. O tom, jak\u00e9 je to super cool m\u00edsto ide\u00e1ln\u00ed k \u017eivotu. Blbost. Ve skute\u010dnosti se nejv\u00edc podob\u00e1 indick\u00e9mu m\u011bstu Bh\u00f3p\u00e1l, kter\u00e9 v roce 1984 ve\u0161lo do d\u011bjin v\u00fdbuchem chemick\u00e9 tov\u00e1rny. T\u011bch podobnost\u00ed je v\u00edc, ne\u017e by v\u00e1m bylo p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e9. Nev\u011b\u0159\u00edte?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[58,3],"tags":[57,12],"class_list":["post-830","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ich-bin-berlin","category-vagusuv-denik","tag-berlin","tag-npyrin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/830","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=830"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/830\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4862,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/830\/revisions\/4862"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=830"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=830"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=830"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}