{"id":831,"date":"2010-11-21T12:36:06","date_gmt":"2010-11-21T11:36:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=831"},"modified":"2010-11-20T12:37:37","modified_gmt":"2010-11-20T11:37:37","slug":"hop-na-spek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=831","title":{"rendered":"Hop na \u0161pek!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dnes pod\u00e1te, z\u00edtra ztrat\u00edme. Ale aspo\u0148 v\u00e1s nakrm\u00edme. Uzen\u00fdm. Na dejvick\u00e9 po\u0161t\u011b.<\/p>\n<p>Je to tak. D\u011bdek z metra p\u0159i\u0161el o monopol na prodej slovensk\u00e9ho s\u00fdra a klob\u00e1sek. Tenhle nezam\u011bniteln\u00fd od\u00e9r te\u010f m\u016f\u017eete fetovat na po\u0161t\u011b v Kafkov\u011b ulici. Dokonce kv\u016fli tomu p\u0159est\u011bhovali stole\u010dky na vypl\u0148ov\u00e1n\u00ed slo\u017eenek. 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Ale aspo\u0148 v\u00e1s nakrm\u00edme. Uzen\u00fdm. Na dejvick\u00e9 po\u0161t\u011b. Je to tak. D\u011bdek z metra p\u0159i\u0161el o monopol na prodej slovensk\u00e9ho s\u00fdra a klob\u00e1sek. Tenhle nezam\u011bniteln\u00fd od\u00e9r te\u010f m\u016f\u017eete fetovat na po\u0161t\u011b v Kafkov\u011b ulici. Dokonce kv\u016fli tomu p\u0159est\u011bhovali stole\u010dky na vypl\u0148ov\u00e1n\u00ed slo\u017eenek. Dokonal\u00e1 symbi\u00f3za \u010desk\u00e9ho st\u00e1tn\u00edho podniku a slovensk\u00e9ho soukrom\u00e9ho kapit\u00e1lu, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/?p=831\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Hop na \u0161pek!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37,7,3],"tags":[12],"class_list":["post-831","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-foto-dna","category-sukovice","category-vagusuv-denik","tag-npyrin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=831"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vagus.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}