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<\/a><\/p>\nDovnit\u0159 se jde okolo pe\u010dliv\u011b zam\u010den\u00fdch z\u00e1chod\u016f opat\u0159en\u00fdch cedul\u00ed \u201el\u017ei\u010dky od heroinu vracejte obsluze\u201c<\/em>. \u201eNev\u00edm, jestli v Kralupech n\u011bkdy n\u011bkdo vid\u011bl heroin<\/em>,\u201c roz\u0161afn\u011b vtipkuje Matou\u0161 a vkr\u00e1\u010d\u00ed do lok\u00e1lu, kde ho rychle p\u0159ech\u00e1z\u00ed humor. N\u00e1dra\u017eku ob\u00fdv\u00e1 asi sedm \u0161tamgast\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed na n\u00e1s vrhaj\u00ed pohledy jako ve \u0161patn\u00e9m westernu. Ka\u017ed\u00fd se zp\u00edj\u00ed s\u00e1m u sv\u00e9ho stolu a hul\u00e1kaj\u00ed na sebe p\u0159es rozlehl\u00fd s\u00e1l.<\/p>\n \u201eD\u011bcka, nev\u00edm, jestli si tady sm\u00edme sednout. Ten ubrus m\u00e1 jinou barvu, to nen\u00ed jen tak,\u201c<\/em> o\u0161\u00edv\u00e1 se NP, kter\u00e9ho varuje jeho \u0161est\u00fd smysl n\u00e1dra\u017en\u00edho povale\u010de. A skute\u010dn\u011b. Jen co \u010d\u00ed\u0161nice zjebe \u0161tamgasta Vasila od vedlej\u0161\u00edho stolu, \u017ee moc leje, a\u010dkoli m\u00e1 v\u0159ed, u\u017e se bl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed k n\u00e1m. U stolu opat\u0159en\u00e9ho pr\u00e9miov\u00fdm ubrusem se toti\u017e ka\u017ed\u00e9 odpoledne sch\u00e1z\u00ed parta karban\u00edk\u016f, a tak mus\u00edme vz\u00edt zavd\u011bk m\u00edstem pro plebs.<\/p>\n Jinak je v\u0161ak pan\u00ed v\u00fd\u010depn\u00ed veskrze p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e1 osoba. Je to s podivem vzhledem k typu m\u00edstn\u00ed klientely, kter\u00e1 vyb\u00edz\u00ed ke spoust\u011b po\u010detn\u00edch \u00faloh \u2013 jak\u00fd je pr\u016fm\u011brn\u00fd v\u011bk \u0161tamgasta, kdy\u017e je v\u0161em \u010dty\u0159icet, ale vypadaj\u00ed na sedmdes\u00e1t? Pro\u010d nen\u00ed sou\u010det jejich kon\u010detin v \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b d\u011bliteln\u00fd \u010dty\u0159mi? Kolik je v s\u00e1le mu\u017e\u016f a kolik \u017een? T\u011b\u017eko \u0159\u00edct. Kdy\u017e se propijete do ur\u010dit\u00e9ho st\u00e1dia, genderov\u00e9 rozd\u00edly se jaksi smaz\u00e1vaj\u00ed. \u201e\u010c\u016f\u010do? To vypad\u00e1 \u00fapln\u011b jinak,\u201c<\/em> glosuje na\u0161e filozofov\u00e1n\u00ed sk\u0159ek od vedlej\u0161\u00edho stolu.<\/p>\n Rozhodujeme se tedy j\u00edt s davem a dost\u00e1v\u00e1me se k leitmotivu kralupsk\u00e9 n\u00e1dra\u017eky, \u010di sp\u00ed\u0161e hlavn\u00edmu d\u016fvodu, pro\u010d sem m\u00e1 cenu chodit. T\u00edm je toti\u017e pivo Rycht\u00e1\u0159 za 12 korun. Nic dobr\u00e9ho to nen\u00ed, nicm\u00e9n\u011b Matou\u0161 konstatuje, \u017ee je odkojen Ostravarem a proto ho jen tak n\u011bco nezastav\u00ed. Evidentn\u011b nel\u017ee, nebo\u0165 si ji\u017e k sn\u00eddani dop\u0159\u00e1l tepl\u00e9 diskontn\u00ed pivo Oberbrauer ze s\u00e1mo\u0161ky Norma u n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed ve Vyso\u010danech.<\/p>\n P\u0159iobjedn\u00e1v\u00e1me holandsk\u00fd \u0159\u00edzek a sma\u017een\u00e9 \u017eampiony. Za \u0159\u00edzek by se nemusela styd\u011bt ani restaurace vy\u0161\u0161\u00ed cenov\u00e9 skupiny a kombinace \u0159\u00e1dn\u011b vysma\u017een\u00e9ho karban\u00e1tku a bohat\u00e9 sterilovan\u00e9 oblohy n\u00e1m projas\u0148uje den. \u017dampiony u\u017e takov\u00e1 sl\u00e1va nejsou, ale oce\u0148ujeme veganskou polo\u017eku v ob\u011bdov\u00e9m men\u00fc i fakt, \u017ee houby ufritovan\u00e9 k smrti do zkroucen\u00fdch \u010dern\u00fdch kuli\u010dek tak n\u011bjak lad\u00ed s tv\u00e1\u0159emi m\u00edstn\u00edho osazenstva.<\/p>\n \u201eD\u0159\u00edv tady je\u0161t\u011b visely takov\u00e9 sklen\u011bn\u00e9 lustry,\u201c<\/em> pod\u00e1v\u00e1 NP exkurz do historie kralupsk\u00fdch Vet\u0159elc\u016f a volavek. \u201eSkoro jako t\u00e1mhle ta lampa na st\u011bn\u011b, pod\u00edvej,\u201c<\/em> m\u00e1v\u00e1 zu\u0159iv\u011b rukou kamsi za v\u00fd\u010dep. Interi\u00e9r n\u00e1dra\u017eky i cel\u00e9ho n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed by opravu p\u0159ivedl do ext\u00e1ze ka\u017ed\u00e9ho hipstera, a to bez ironie \u2013 takhle p\u011bknou modernistickou stavbu v tak\u0159ka p\u016fvodn\u00edm stavu by u n\u00e1s jeden pohledal. Rozhl\u00ed\u017e\u00edme se po n\u00e1dra\u017ece a p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00edme, pro\u010d n\u011bkdo kdysi dok\u00e1zal v\u011bnovat dost \u00fasil\u00ed i pen\u011bz tomu, aby i v tomhle podniku instaloval celkem poveden\u00fd, n\u011bkolik metr\u016f dlouh\u00fd keramick\u00fd reli\u00e9f a dal\u0161\u00ed v\u00fdzdobu. Pokud p\u0159ehl\u00e9dneme oblig\u00e1tn\u00ed soci\u00e1ln\u00ed rozklad a beznad\u011bj, pak je v kralupsk\u00e9 n\u00e1dra\u017ece vy\u0161\u0161\u00ed po\u010det um\u011bleck\u00fdch p\u0159edm\u011bt\u016f, m\u00edst k sezen\u00ed a rozumn\u00fdch tepl\u00fdch i studen\u00fdch j\u00eddel ne\u017e na cel\u00e9m pra\u017esk\u00e9m hlavn\u00edm supermarketu, pardon, tedy n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed. \u201eD\u011bcka, j\u00e1 to tady m\u00e1m fakt r\u00e1d,\u201c<\/em> shrnuje na\u0161e pocity v sentiment\u00e1ln\u00edm rozplynut\u00ed NP.<\/p>\n \u201ePro\u010d jsou kluci v\u017edycky mod\u0159\u00ed a holky \u010derven\u00e9?\u201c<\/em> sr\u00e1\u017e\u00ed diskusi k zemi Betla, kter\u00e1 se odv\u00e1\u017en\u011b rozhodla otestovat m\u00edstn\u00ed heroinov\u00e9 z\u00e1chodky. T\u011b\u017eko \u0159\u00edct, ale v Kralupech jsou kl\u00ed\u010de genderov\u011b rozk\u00f3dov\u00e1ny nejen barvou, ale i falick\u00fdm symbolem ukroucen\u00fdm z modr\u00e9 bu\u017e\u00edrky. \u201eTen kl\u00ed\u010dek je v\u017edycky tady v kybl\u00edku na baru,\u201c<\/em> zasv\u011bcuje jeden ze \u0161tamgast\u016f do syst\u00e9mu m\u00edstn\u00edch z\u00e1chod\u016f sv\u00e9ho mal\u00e9ho vnuka. Nad \u017eivotn\u00ed dr\u00e1hou onoho ho\u0161\u00edka je tak\u00e9 lep\u0161\u00ed nep\u0159em\u00fd\u0161let.<\/p>\n \u201eMy tady t\u00e9 so\u0161e \u0159\u00edk\u00e1me Mrz\u00e1k!\u201c<\/em> horliv\u011b vysv\u011btluje b\u00fdval\u00fd \u00fadr\u017eb\u00e1\u0159 s viz\u00e1\u017e\u00ed Milana Ned\u011bly na pl\u00e1cku p\u0159ed n\u00e1dra\u017ekou NPy\u0159inovi, zat\u00edmco zbytek v\u00fdpravy u\u017e ut\u00edk\u00e1 na vlak do \u0160vermova. \u201eA n\u00e1dra\u017ece kv\u016fli tomu \u0159\u00edk\u00e1me Hospoda u Mrz\u00e1ka,\u201c<\/em> dod\u00e1v\u00e1 a belh\u00e1 se pry\u010d n\u00e1dra\u017en\u00ed halou…<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>